r/mildyinteresting • u/phestr02 • Sep 16 '26
edible engagement 🍭 Subway Gave Me "Sorry Cheese"
Made a Subway order on doordash. In the moment of sifting through add on options I decided I was feeling "extra provolone" tonight.
This is how I received my extra cheese: in a cookie sleeve that says "sorry. :("
That's one way to include the cheese when you forget to add it to the sandwich. lol
2.5k
u/elizanol Sep 16 '26
I can dig some apolocheese. Good night everyone.
415
u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Sep 16 '26 edited 23d ago
That was pretty gouda!
Edit: 6 awards!? Yall need to knock it off! Theres way better cheese puns out there!
Edit 2: 8!? Stop it!
Edit 3: 10!? Am I taking crazy pills!? What is going on!?
Edit 4: 13!? Guys things are kind of getting out of hand here! Im running out of space on my mantle!
Edit 5: 19!?!? Thats it! Im calling yalls mom's and snitching if you dont stop it!
Edit 6: 24!? I called yalls mom's and a few of them made reddit accounts and gave me awards!?!? This is crazy!!!
Edit 6: 29!?!? Do I have to declare this on my taxes!?
Edit 7: 37!?!?!? Im way cooler than I previously thought!!!
Edit 8: 41 is wild!!! I now know what I must do. Im going to go out and find a nice sized property and we are going to start a cheese pun worshipping cult. I'll get back to you when I have more news.
Edit 9: 51!? Yall are the best! Thanks for this ya bunch of silly geese! So i reached out to a local real estate agent and they told me that some investors had already purchased a plot of land in the desert and a large group of people were already there working on building the Curd Cult Compound! I can't believe this is happening!
Edit 10: 56 awards!? While work on the compound continues join us over at r/CurdCult and share your cheese based humor, memes, and, pun threads! First person to post this thread over there gets a top bunk named after them at the compound!
Edit 11: 61 is bonkers! The main facilities are built and im planning on moving in tomorrow!
Edit 12: 77!? What the heck guys!? Well move in day is here! I showed up to the compound today and took over a good sized bedroom on the second story! I've got a good feeling about this!
Edit 13: 79!? I thought we were done! If we hit 80 we are gonna have a kool aid party back at the compound to celebrate!
202
u/tofu_sensei84 Sep 16 '26
I a Brie
143
u/WiTHeReD_SouL_0404 Sep 16 '26
These cheesy puns are really grating on me
118
u/Objective_Soup7840 Sep 16 '26
Glad im not provalone.
59
u/MakkoHolmes Sep 16 '26
I'm really liking these. Anyone else with more puns? Havarti.
31
u/mudcrabserpent Sep 16 '26
Havarti! I barely know him!
Shit.
9
u/Noemi_Baby Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26
I wanted to give this one a shot but it looks like you Havarti done it
1
Sep 16 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/AutoModerator Sep 16 '26
Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
30
15
14
3
u/tofu_sensei84 29d ago
I Camembert the last time I heard one.
The reactions are sure wheel.
It’s feta to just accept it.
3
u/OverRice7947 26d ago
You should have said thank you feta much
1
9
7
3
u/adhyhgdrhiooooihttgg Sep 16 '26
Provolocheese sounds like something Subway would actually put on menu lol
344
u/helpersrule Sep 16 '26
Sensitive workers make all the difference…
1
25d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/AutoModerator 25d ago
Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
u/MeansWelll 25d ago
Wrote a frowning face on a tacobell wrapper while working there when I was 15, it went to an air force veteran who ended up getting beyond pissed and somehow got the homeless people to threaten to kill me. Good times.
324
u/sleepisnotaoption Sep 16 '26
They gave me a cookie when they saw I was struggling really badly. Whoever you are, thank you. I am doing better now.
79
u/Splodge89 Sep 16 '26
Sometimes the smallest of gestures makes a massive difference. I’ve been struggling lately, and had an absolute disaster of a day at work.
The cleaner noticed and made me a coffee and made me cry (in a good way)
21
u/AnonymousCustomer123 Sep 16 '26
When I was in elementary school (so at least 10 years ago), my dad used to take me to a Subway in the mall at least once a week. One day we went closer to closing, and they loaded me up with whatever cookies they had leftover. I still remember it to this day. Sadly it’s been replaced with a Jolibee.
Thanks random Subway guy for all the cookies, if you’re reading this.
5
u/erinno Sep 16 '26
This happened to me too, I went to order a promo meal they had aka cheapest and the worker just gave me a cookie with my food for free :’)
2
u/DarCuter 27d ago
I am a subway worker and yes if i see someone having a hard time im gonna give them a cookie. I once gave a cookie to a kid that had to not eat all day for an oparation.
1
u/sleepisnotaoption 14d ago
Thank you, even if I don't know you. I used to suffer with crippling depression but, even little acts of kindness go a long way. I wish you the best!
427
79
34
u/Witty-Second835 Sep 16 '26
They didn’t have some cheese sauce available and wrote like an apologetic note on my receipt once. Nice.
24
u/mekilat Sep 16 '26
Minimum wage worker did what they could to own up to their mistake. They must have felt terrible.
15
u/angrygoblincreature Sep 16 '26
There was a couple times I ordered online and they ended up not having the bread I wanted so they gave me extra cookies :)
23
u/Wrap_Brilliant Sep 16 '26
That's low-key adorable honestly
14
u/itishowitisanditbad Sep 16 '26
Shows someone cared to fix a mistake, even making the mistake more apparent but making sure it was fixed was more important.
Its honourable. Mistakes happen. Caring that they're fixed is good.
Such a nice little green flag in life for once.
32
4
u/Free-Pound-6139 Sep 16 '26
. That's one way to include the cheese when you forget to add it to the sandwich. lol
What's the other ways??
9
u/Metool42 Sep 16 '26
On top of the sandwich and mouth to mouth
6
2
11
3
u/Teasing_Pink Sep 16 '26
I got "Sorry Ham" at a local diner once. Ordered a club sandwich, and midway through eating it the owner drops a plate with a slice of ham on the table, and says "Sorry, we forgot to put the ham on".
Didn't even notice it missing, but hey, free ham.
3
3
2
2
2
u/adhyhgdrhiooooihttgg Sep 16 '26
Getting cheese in its own little apology pouch somehow makes this way funnier
2
2
1
1
Sep 16 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
0
u/AutoModerator Sep 16 '26
Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
u/GoodWaltz7354 Sep 17 '26
I got an apology cookie once because they didn’t have a soft drink in stock. Very nice of theirs
1
u/Huge-Description9296 25d ago
When I was in Sydney, a Subway branch forgot all the meat on my Sub. I sent an email and then I got a reply from the owner of the branch. Told me that i can go back to the branch and get whatever I want for the inconvenience.
1
-1
u/AutoModerator Sep 16 '26
Reminder for OP: /u/phestr02
- Is your post MildyInteresting?
- Be respectful at all times
Have a suggestion for us? Send us some mail!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
-10
u/XuliganZombie Sep 16 '26
Stfu
23
-8
u/XuliganZombie Sep 16 '26
So what happened to warrant pity cheese?
11
•
u/image-sourcery Sep 16 '26
This is an automatic post that is used to detect image sources.
Reverse Image Search:
Google Images || SauceNAO || Google Lens || IQDB || Yandex || TinEye || Bing
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.