r/mildyinteresting • u/Bronxanator • 10d ago

humankind hiccups 😅 The Absolutely Massive Kidney Stone I passed yesterday

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A let's say... interesting thing to witness come out of your body.

Edit to address some FAQs:

I am okay. Honestly I was only in severe pain one day.

Yes it hurt. Mostly when it was moving from the kidney to the bladder

I hydrate well at a minimum of 64 oz of water per day.

I had a full metabolic work up after my first kidney stone and the best the urologist could tell me was it's stress related.

I used a strainer, I didn't reach into the toilet.

Dimensions are roughly 15mm x 5 mm x 4.5mm at the thickest region.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 10d ago

I read something that said jerking off can help pass the stone and i was like "fuck it, i want this shit out of me" lo and behold i shot out a penis pearltm

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u/MasonicManx2 10d ago

I am 90% sure that is an original sentence...

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u/GenesisRhapsod 10d ago

Maybe, i remember seeing a meme talking about a dude nutting in his girl and he had kidney stones and she called it her pussy pearl so i kinda stole it from that, but if you wanna post on brandnewsentence go ahead xD

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u/TrashPandaDuel 9d ago

That is the best use of a trademark I’ve ever seen!!!

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u/Ambitious_Panda7239 8d ago

What do women do?

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u/GenesisRhapsod 8d ago

Fuck, idk?

Rub one out and quirty squirty?