r/mildyinteresting • • 10d ago

humankind hiccups šŸ˜… The Absolutely Massive Kidney Stone I passed yesterday

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A let's say... interesting thing to witness come out of your body.

Edit to address some FAQs:

I am okay. Honestly I was only in severe pain one day.

Yes it hurt. Mostly when it was moving from the kidney to the bladder

I hydrate well at a minimum of 64 oz of water per day.

I had a full metabolic work up after my first kidney stone and the best the urologist could tell me was it's stress related.

I used a strainer, I didn't reach into the toilet.

Dimensions are roughly 15mm x 5 mm x 4.5mm at the thickest region.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 10d ago

Thats wild...mine was like 1/4 the size of that and i was convulsing and vomiting from the pain..cant even imagine what that felt like

Several times when i was peeing it looked like fruit punch or watery v8 juice

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u/Bronxanator 10d ago

I've had a couple before this one of which I thought was big but this is at least 2.5x the size of that one. It knocked me on my ass when it was moving but surprisingly actually passing it wasn't as bad as you'd think.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 9d ago

I’ve never had a kidney stone. I need to know everything you’ve ever done in your life so I don’t do those things so I don’t get a kidney stone.

You can start at ages 0-5 and we’ll go from there

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

This is the most original way someone has ever tried to steal my identity.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 9d ago

Sir it is the opposite. I’m desperately trying to not be you.

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u/skoltroll 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jrvfKvr2mmcFO

It hurts like hell until 1) you get the GOOD drugs or 2) it gets into the bladder. I have to assume that yours above hurt past the bladder, too (unless you had good drugs).

Source: Have had several.

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u/Bronxanator 10d ago

In other comments I mentioned the moving into the bladder was excruciating. I tend to think of the passing as the last leg of the trip.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 10d ago

Oh yeah, it was when it was in my ureter that it hurt the most. Actually peeing it out felt like i just had a burning sensation and some slight pain

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ 9d ago

Same, and I imagine this is the typical experience.

But after that pain of the first leg of its journey, I was absolutely terrified of what it would feel like peeing it out. Every time I went to the bathroom I was biting down on a wooden spoon handle, waiting for the worst. But when the moment came, it was practically nothing -- just a little "umph" of discomfort, a split second of blockage, and that was it.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 9d ago

Speaking of "umph" my second kidney stone came out while nutting

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ 9d ago edited 9d ago

Uhhh, wow. Just wow. I can't even fathom that. I was in absolutely no state of mind to be orgasming -- every millisecond felt like I was going to piss my pants and the last thing on my mind was sex.

And I have to assume you weren't raw dogging it with someone at the time? I can't imagine shooting my kidney stone up inside my wife.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 9d ago

I read something that said jerking off can help pass the stone and i was like "fuck it, i want this shit out of me" lo and behold i shot out a penis pearltm

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u/MasonicManx2 9d ago

I am 90% sure that is an original sentence...

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u/Elven_Dreamer 9d ago

Someone r/BrandNewSentence that because I’m not doing it.

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u/SameCoyote3701 9d ago

A guy at work told me when he passed his, a blood clot came out that looked like a root system

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ 9d ago

Welp, it's 10:05 am and looks like I'm done with Reddit for the day.

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u/zeke_talbot 9d ago

Can confirm. The moving into the bladder was the worst pain I ever experienced. Wife told me I went ghost white, flop sweat, and I felt the thing move across my abdomen from right to left like an alien was crawling around inside of me. Once it hit the bladder I felt nothing. The stone itself didn’t come out for another 2.5 years I think, but when it did it wasn’t as bad as the bladder entry. When I came out it was about the size of an espresso bean…same color too. Tested it and was 100% calcium.

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u/AyaHawkeye 9d ago

Bloody hell, I misread 'tested it' as 'tasted it'. Yet again, my dyslexia succeeds in horrifying me.

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u/Fantastic-Sale8711 9d ago

I wonder how it feels to read something crazy and adjust your eyes to find out you be read it right the first time

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u/GenesisRhapsod 10d ago

I was hospitalized twice, ive learned morphine makes me very angy if they dont give me enough to pass out 🤣 but thankfully i also get norco pills for afterwards.. first time they gave me percs and norco, took one perc and was zoiked out. Never used the rest because i hated how they made me feel

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u/PoemSea8874 9d ago

I am allergic to Demerol (I break out in hives, learned that with my first kidney stone) but it helped with the pain. Morphine did absolutely nothing for my pain the second stone, but it did make me nauseous, so yay!

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u/skoltroll 9d ago

Last time I got Toridol. Cheap, no-fun-allowing bastards.

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u/Steven_The_Sloth 9d ago

Our dick tube is wider than our kidney->bladder tube.

Coming down is always the worst, going out is a breeze.

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u/No-Ring-5065 9d ago

Holy shit mine was maybe 1/5 the size of that and I thought it was killing me. It was literally as painful as unmedicated childbirth. At least I got a baby after that.

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u/Training_Plastic_275 9d ago

I’ve had multiple kidney stones. We don’t have kids yet but every time I say ā€œwell at least if this was childbirth I’d have a child after!ā€

My husband decided to name this last kidney stone Dwayne…

…as in Dwayne the (kidney stone) Rock…

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u/Proof_Dish_2281 9d ago

How did you piss that? I hope you are feeling better man

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

No special technique I just peed and it ploped out. I feel fine had a few tough days while it was moving out of the kidney but smooth sailing outside of that

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u/belac4862 9d ago

Ill try and find a picture of the ultrasound, but my last kidney stone was 2.25cm. Yes, centimeters!

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u/Tinker_Time_6782 9d ago

The pissing contest nobody wants to be a part of

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u/belac4862 9d ago

Seriously, drink more water people. And dont stay out in hot weather too much either.

It can always be worse. Ive had worse, and i dont want anyone to experience what I went through.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 9d ago

God damn bro... mine were like 5-6mm

Rip your kidneys and everything afterwards

When it came out did it make a "thoupe" sound like a noob tube? 🤣

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u/kkiiee 9d ago

in my country, stones found to be over 5mm are regarded as too big to pass naturally and therefore have some sort of procedure done. What was the justification for allowing you to pass this monster on your own?

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u/humsterdaddy 9d ago

Probably American. I have Medullary Sponge Kidney so my kidneys are the perfect shape to constantly form stones no matter what I do but I don’t have insurance because my employer doesn’t subsidize the cost so it’s $600/mo. I passed a 7mm one earlier this year. My doctors also won’t stop calling and mailing letters to come in because I’m supposed to go every 6 months but I can’t afford to until I find a new job but the job market is horrendous right now. 😭

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u/Aggressive-Sort-115 9d ago

Starbucks has insurance for part time employees, 20 hrs a week is all you need

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u/ifnotthefool 9d ago

What a nightmare to have to worry about.

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u/dan420 9d ago

Really? Guess I’ll be doing that this winter

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Ready_Nature 9d ago

How are they legally charging more for preexisting conditions? That’s been banned since the ACA went into effect.

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u/two-of-me 9d ago

You are correct. I worked at Starbucks for seven years with a preexisting condition and my premiums were the same as everyone else’s. That said, working there was miserable and I was only there for the insurance but I couldn’t take it anymore so now I work for myself and pay out of my ass for insurance from the marketplace.

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u/crunchthenumbers01 9d ago

im gonna hazard a guess: American Healthcare

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u/lilsmudge 9d ago

Uhm, I think you mean Freedom??!!?? All you losers who don’t have freedom in your non-USA countries will never experience the patriotic euphoria of having to go to work so you can have healthcare while not being paid enough to afford healthcare while dying of whatever preventable disease you can’t afford to treat.Ā 

USA! USA! USA!

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u/LAM678 9d ago

op is probably american

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

Bingo

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u/LAM678 9d ago

LAND OF THE FREE MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

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u/pantry-pisser 9d ago

That's actually a long running typo, it's really "Land of the Fee"

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u/biblio_phobic 9d ago

Definitely home of the brave pushing that stone through

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u/CallMeTheHyacinthGrl 9d ago

American healthcare was founded by eugenicists

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u/noleafclovr 9d ago

In my country, stone passes you.

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u/stanknotes 9d ago

This is America. We don't go to the doctor. Too expensive.

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u/uglyheadink 10d ago

I'm sorry, you PASSED THIS??? Fucking God I feel legit nauseated imagining that. Fucking fuck, I didn't even know that was possible.

Did you go to the hospital first?? Was there no attempt to try to break it down first, or talks of surgical removal?? Or was this like one of those "I didn't know I was pregnant" deals and you just excruciatingly birthed this thing in a bathroom at 2AM not even knowing it was growing in you??

I am PERPLEXED. And genuinely HORRIFIED. This is far more than mildly interesting if you truly pushed this monster out your fucking urethra. Fucking God, bro/sis.

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u/Bronxanator 10d ago

I didn't go to the ER because I knew it was a kidney stone and knew what they'd likely do for me. I didn't suspect it was anywhere near this large so I figured I'd just take some pain killers and ride it out. I ended up passing it around lunchtime at work yesterday. I bagged it up and continued with my day.

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u/fieryuser 9d ago

AT WORK? YOU WENT TO WORK WHILE THIS WAS TRAVELING THROUGH YOUR URETHRA? Jesus Christ. I am in enough pain just reading this I'm contemplating calling out. I really hope you do important things for humanity in your job and that you are excellently compensated.

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u/beautifulasusual 9d ago

Omg I’m in a pretty mild opiate withdrawal and was wondering how I’d survive work tomorrow. Thanks for the confidence!

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

I support a lot of important industries through my work. I also I'm currently the only person in my particularly department at work so I feel obligated to come in unless I absolutely cannot.

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u/Qurtoza 9d ago

I think this counts as ā€œabsolutely cannot.ā€

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

The worst of it happened on a Sunday. Everything after that was manageable.

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u/Acopalypse 9d ago

Your urethra must've looked like a cartoon character had stopped a shotgun by sticking their fingers in the barrel.

Take it easy on yourself, and is it a boy or girl?

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u/Emergency-Scheme-624 9d ago

Wait so you peed into a strainer that came from the shared kitchen at work?

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u/frontfrontdowndown 9d ago

Mine was tiny and the only thing I could manage was to let go of my toilet long enough to wipe some vomit off my face.

I couldn’t get off the bathroom floor.

Going to work might as well have been riding a bike to the moon.

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u/uglyheadink 9d ago edited 9d ago

Have you gone to the doc since?? A stone this large may have caused some uterine urethral tearing or something else.

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

There wasn't any blood or anything during the passage or since. I'll definitely mention it at my next regular visit but most of my time, energy, and money recently has gone to caring for my sick Bunny

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u/ProtosPhinted 9d ago

Insane that you didnt bleed.

I passed one slightly smaller a couple years ago and pissed straight red right before i passed it.

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u/elFistoFucko 9d ago

Clearly not his first kidney stone, dude's built up some sort of calloused urethral scar tissue acting as some sort of inner cock flesh armor.

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u/Lost_Addendum4678 9d ago

You are such a good bun parent, your bunny is happy to have you, but pls try to prioritize yourself as well. Bunny tax to cheer you up :)

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u/Rabbit-Lover_2000 9d ago

Oh no! I’m sorry your bunny is sick! I hope they are doing okay. I love rabbits. I had one for almost 13 years. I know their medical issues can get very complicated and very expensive! Mine had to be sedated for dental surgery.

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

He's having some trouble with his ear. He had surgery last week to open the abscess for drainage. One of the bacteria found in the colture is hard to treat with antibiotics. He may need to have the ear amputated but we're hoping it doesn't come to that.

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u/Silent_Possibility63 9d ago

Urethral tearing you mean? You know your kidneys aren’t connected to your uterus (for those who have a uterus to begin with)

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u/StormyWaters2021 9d ago

No it tore his uterus up.

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u/Individual-Dare-80 9d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/uglyheadink 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yes sorry, you are very correct. I will correct my comment now. šŸ˜‚ Thank you!

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u/neon_fern2 9d ago

At work????? Holy shit

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u/McTootyBooty 9d ago

The most American thing to do.

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u/UnitedSentences5571 9d ago

Out of curiosity, and respect to your incredible work ethic, what is it that you do?

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

I'm an Engineer working for a ceramics company.

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u/UnitedSentences5571 9d ago

I'd have taken that rock and packed up for the day if it came out of me at work. But I applaud you, sir. You magnificent, ceramic-tough, resilient bastard.

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u/sarahhslays 9d ago

You’re a certified badass lol

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u/abfgern_ 10d ago

Kidney stones are more painful than childbirth apparently

(According to a survey of women who had both)

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u/Rowdyacorn 9d ago

No. I've had both. I've had kidney stones so big they had to go in and get them. It was a horrible pain. But I've also been on petocin for 16 hours straight in labor. I'd say they're both a terrible, all consuming pain.Ā 

One is not "worse" than the other imo. I will say, the worst pain I've ever felt was when the anesthesia failed during an emergency C-section and I felt the scapel cut through all the layers to get to my uterus. Words can't describe that type of pain.

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u/little_missHOTdice 9d ago

I’ve given birth three times and the second time, my epidural ran out. The midwife was like. ā€œNo time! Baby is coming.ā€

It was painful but nothing was as painful as my gallbladder attack. I was in so much pain I couldn’t speak and the paramedics acted like I was overreacting. Apparently, I was making up my pain because I was jealous of the attention my newborn baby was getting.

Was left for 7 hours in the hallway to ā€œteach me a lesson.ā€ They said all this out loud and in front of me.

Doctor took one look at me and was like, ā€œsurgery. Now.ā€ My husband was almost a single dad thanks to those assholes leaving me to go septic.

Worst pain ever. I’d rather give birth over and over again all day than do one second of that pain.

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

Damn that's terrible. I hope you were comped the treatment after threatening a malpractice suit.

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u/n1shh 9d ago

Only in the US would your first thought be ā€˜I hope they comped you that one when you threatened to sue’ just two very American things.

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

It's the system we live in unfortunately.

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u/onarainyafternoon 9d ago

That is lunacy. What the hell was wrong with them

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u/Traditional_Green127 9d ago

Sounds like the hospital in my town! We now go out of town for hospital visits….

My MIL recently went 3 days post op. after having surgery (elsewhere), and she kept losing consciousness where she would stop breathing. The nurses kept asking us ā€œwhy does she keep doing that? Tell her to stop.ā€Like lady, WE ARE HERE BECAUSE SHE KEEPS LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS! We’re not the medical professionals, YOU are. Her blood sugar levels were also near coma high, for 3 days, and severely dehydrated. They made her wait in the waiting room, in a chair, for over 12 hours before she left. I took her to another hospital where she got a bed within 2 minutes of registering, they started tests within 20 minutes of us being there, and she got admitted 5 hours after us being there.

The hospital in my town is seriously horrendous. Every time we go, it’s 12+ hours wait. I’ve even gone for potential lithium OD, and I still had to wait in the waiting room chairs for 14 hours before the DR saw me. It’s crazy. Be thankful we live in Canada and it’s free doesn’t help me when I’m potentially dying. No wonder the Woman died of Sepsis in Mississauga after giving birth. They don’t take woman’s pain seriously. I’ve been in terrible pain that was worse than giving birth to my child, but then I get the eye roll because I’m over reacting. Meanwhile, the 13+ kidney stones they found, plus the kidney infection the Dr was terrified by because she’d never seen levels that high, and the severe dehydration I was going through from food poisoning all played a part in the ā€œover reactedā€ pain I was in.

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u/uglyheadink 10d ago

I wouldn't doubt it lol. I've given birth to two kids.... If someone asked me if I wanted to do that again or push a fucking quarter sized kidney stone through my fuckin urethra, I'd take the former every time.

I've passed a kidney stone, and it was the size of a grain of sand, and that shit hurt like hell. (Not worse than birth, but absolutely miserable for sure) I literally cannot fathom one this size passed naturally. I might actually just die lol.

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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 9d ago

I had 2, first year on the left, second one a year ltr on the right... Both times i ended up in the emergency room, and instant relief after meds kicked in was like a touch of heaven. I remember i was done babysitting and one of the "attacks" started when i walked to my car, i litterly crawled back in the house layed on the foor asking for a glass of water while i took out my pain medicine i carried with me in my pocket (i was prepared luckely.. fear of that pain does that). It took some time for the meds kicked in, and the kids where a bit confused about what was happening but their lovely attention was really nice...

It hurts like hell... Till a certain point, then the contractions wont come anymore. Bfore it enters the way out i felt really uncomfortble, but the actual going out, true the last channel, wasnt that noticeble..

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u/SpockIsMyHomeboy 10d ago

I've passed 41 of the little bastards. My condolences and also MAZEL TOV!

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u/Bronxanator 10d ago

This was my fourth šŸ™ƒ. Probably twice as big as the other three combined.

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u/Omnamashivaaya 10d ago edited 9d ago

I randomly had one in high school and. They thought my appendix had burst until I gave a urine sample and someone notice the tiny dot in it.

you just rode this out at home? I was in pain for a good hour and it was horrendous

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

I was in severe pain for about 6 hours. Had to cancel my plans to see a movie with friends so I could writhe on a heating pad.

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u/NoPaleontologist9054 9d ago

No wonder you guys are in so much pain with these awful things. This is what the bastards look like under a microscope.

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u/Vusstar 9d ago

Passing a kidney stone is considered more painfull than childbirth.

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u/KeratinYourFace 10d ago

That IS massive. I worked in a hospital and heard a guy pass one. I was about 200 feet down the hallway, and we all heard this horrible scream. I ran to the room and found him smiling with complete relief. The stone was jagged, black, and a little smaller than a pea. Good on you!

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u/North-Engineer3335 10d ago

Jagged Little Pee

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u/KeratinYourFace 10d ago

Nice

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u/North-Engineer3335 10d ago

Thank you! It's new nightmare fuel

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u/Alternative_Law2476 10d ago

Was that a natural birth???

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u/nosh_scrumble 10d ago

Stones larger than 5mm usually need surgical or assisted removal, from my understanding.

How you passed this thing is a fucking mystery.

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u/AGreatBannedName 9d ago

Big ol’ wiener tbh

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u/Ok_Foot_5477 9d ago

I’m totally blind so I had an image described it to me and it was described as a currency coin on a wooden surface! 😭

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u/LadyFleurr 9d ago edited 9d ago

The screen reader got it incorrect, i'd describe it as: The kidney stone is compared to a coin laying next to it. 25 cent coin to be precise as it says "quarter dollar". The kidney stone is about half the diameter of the coin in height, and 1/3th the width. It is a bit rectangular in shape and rough in texture.

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u/KIKI_redddit 9d ago

currency coin is so funny for no reason😭😭

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u/Clear_Chocolate28 10d ago

how gaped is your peen now? like seriously asking is that thing loose?

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u/Afraid-Jicama-2925 9d ago

I was at the science museum yesterday, and they had an exhibition of massive kidney stones and gallstones. Hand for scale.

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

I'm sorry to hear that hopefully she gets the help she needs.

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u/Shpander 9d ago

How does one pass a kidney stone? Do you like pee and it comes out? Or is it independent of pee and works its way down? Does it take multiple attempts?

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u/Legened255509Druss 9d ago

You pee it out. You drink a ton of water and take medication prescribed to help pass it and break it down.

Once it passes the kidneys you’ll start peeing blood. Best thing to do is drink as much water and in my case drank a shit ton of lemon juice (acid helps break it down) so that it’s not this big when you piss it out.

I was lucky in the case I drank enough I was peeing blood and brown (particles of the stone) for a few days.

Black specs too (blood clot) then on final day I had a few blood clots shoot out alongside some tiny pieces of stone that broke up in toilet bowl. The clots felt weird coming out.

Doc said that was normal and I’ll pee blood a time or two more but I’d be fine afterwards.

They were right.

Now, I make sure I drink a ton of water and lemonade regularly.

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u/Frosty_chilly 9d ago

The best part about answering this is that I can say without bullshit:

Yes. All at once.

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u/MarkyGalore 9d ago

"Yes it hurt. Mostly when it was moving from the kidney to the bladder"

What is that pain like? sharp or dull?

Can you track/feel it progress along your ureter?

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

At the best of times it's a very intense ache. A lot of people ask me to describe it and it's kinda hard because of how intense the pain is.

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u/bmanjam 9d ago

Pain so intense and it’s sharp and dull at the same time. It’s blinding. My last one the ER gave me fentanyl for the pain and I would say it took the pain away about 90-95%. The pain is so bad it still breaks through fent a little lol.

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u/Global_Staff_3135 9d ago

I had the same experience, mine was sunflower seed shape and size. It felt like I was being stabbed in my gut. Incredibly sharp, intense pain.

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u/FriendlyBabyFrog 10d ago

My brother in Christ, are you okay???

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u/StrongAntelope8665 9d ago

Dude is over here passing bits of Nature Valley granola bars

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u/ChewyNotTheBar 10d ago

You must have a wide shaft

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u/BoltYourself 10d ago

Well, it's wide now...

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u/Worth-Berry5018 10d ago

Good lord brother, I hope you’re ok

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u/Additional-Local8721 10d ago

They couldn't sonic zap it to break it up?

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u/Bronxanator 9d ago

They could have if I had gone to the ER to have it checked. I figured it was a normal sized stone and I'd save my self the $1600 and 6 hours in the waiting room to ride it out in the comfort of my home.

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u/Elzapatoverde 9d ago

This the most US thing I've read all day, $1600 lmao.

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u/Altruistic-Monk-5913 9d ago

You must have a urethra like a freaking garden hose!!

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 10d ago

How did you survive it?

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u/albamarx 10d ago

Good grief that is distressing to say the least

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u/AlkalineHound 10d ago

Bro. My kidney stone that caused a blockage and rupture was smaller. šŸ’€

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u/Unlucky_Ad2529 10d ago

Is there such a thing like a John prolapsing? I mean dies it even work after that? Jane got the moves so no big deal. But John? I feel for him

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u/True-Suspect9891 10d ago

That came out of your meatus?

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u/throw_blanket04 9d ago edited 9d ago

Shut up!!! I just passed one Sunday night. I wish i had a strainer to catch it. I had to pass it in the hospital lobby. I had flo max and meds at home so i left once it moved to my bladder. They refused to help in any way.

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u/Sombracuriosa 9d ago

Watch out for your vitamin D levels if you're supplementing. High doses can cause hypercalcemia, which significantly increases the risk of kidney stones 🄺

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u/WhiskersCleveland 9d ago

So there's a benefit of having a really bad vitamin D deficiency hell yeah

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u/a-over-tk 9d ago

Is your urethra shredded spaghetti?

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u/aserranzira 10d ago

This was mine. It had the decency to roll out of the way of the ureter opening during my ER visit, then pass without further trouble immediately after my appointment with the urologist like a week later.

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u/Ninknock 10d ago

You should be resting? And hydrating? Not comparing kidney stones sizes online trying to win some competition!

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u/Bronxanator 10d ago

I wasn't aware I was trying to win a competition. I just thought it was mildly interesting.

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u/Majestic_City4736 9d ago

RIP, I assume you are posting from the great beyond

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u/dreddstorm82 9d ago

Congrats on your first born. Did you name him Rocky?

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 9d ago

You… peed this … asteroid …out of your peehole???

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u/AlwaysTheIntrovert 9d ago

Excuse me. That's a kidney boulder, not a kidney stone.

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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 10d ago

Oh you poor bastard lol

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u/AvogadrosArmy 10d ago

more like moderately horrifying

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u/RockHardMapleSyrup 10d ago

Mine was microscopic and it hurt so... Geez.