r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 29d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

244 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

Man declares he prefers bears to twinks in a failed attempt to come off hetero

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library”

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 10h ago

Ethically sourced child's spine .

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 15h ago

People think they found god and it is linear algebra

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

No mother involved, he gave birth to her.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 12h ago

You can do anything with little Reddit

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

minimalism was made up by big small to sell you more less

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560 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Sikh Vancouver police officer Const. Sukhvinder Sunger goes viral in Scotland after leading the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo as the VPD Pipe Band drum major in a kilt and turban.

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24.7k Upvotes

I love a good mash-up or a remix eh!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

The Rizzler Versus Baby Gronk: Dawn of the Costco Guys

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500 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

We're so lucky Microsoft blew its load years ago wasting her on a shitty voice assistant.

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99 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

"We understand a death occurred, but it's not right for people to turn to the internet and sodomize the reputation of a company"

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1.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

vibe-cooked a sandwich

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123 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 2h ago

Lovehoney promotion

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38 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 23h ago

“Stripping off my flesh onesie.”

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 21h ago

Can we get gender theory researchers to look at emergent culture in agent swarms plz

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878 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

My love language is rubbing my butt & telling me you'd defeat the eye of Sauron for me

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62 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 10h ago

Who Yaasified this Mummified Victorian Toddler?

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59 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

He's ethnically black but used whitening creams

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6.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

Would the Ancient Greeks Upgrade to Windows 11?

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19 Upvotes

Found this youtube video title interesting about windows 11

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

"A friend of mine was once called homophobic for telling someone that he didn't believe in horoscopes. By someone he was messaging on Grindr"

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38 Upvotes