r/mildyinteresting • u/SnooCamera • 7d ago

edible engagement 🍭 I think I'm going to pass on that ham sandwich today.

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u/Left_Consequence_886 7d ago

It’s created its own atmosphere. Hot

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u/elFistoFucko 7d ago

A hamisphere with an atmosphere.

Just think of all the potential for new life and civilization over the next billion years.

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u/EStewart57 7d ago

Biosphere?

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u/elFistoFucko 7d ago

That's the one with Pauly Shore as a super smrt scientistist Luke me, rite?

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u/HereandTheRain 6d ago

No you mean Bio-Dome! A Biosphere is one of those things that's a replica of the globe. Usually history teachers have them on a desk or something.

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u/DojaViking 6d ago

... So no Purple Sticky Punch?

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u/liaisontosuccess 7d ago

maybe we can occupy Mars after all...

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u/charlie-_-13 7d ago

We just need a fuck ton of ham first

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u/trent_diamond 6d ago

idk how fucking a ton of deli meat is gonna get us to mars but happy to play my part

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u/BragawSt 7d ago

Not until pigs fly. 

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u/memberino 6d ago

How else would they reach Mars?

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u/listerbmx 7d ago

I dare op to poke a straw and suck the air out

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u/whingingcackle 6d ago

Wake up babe, new COVID just dropped

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u/ericthewrath87 7d ago

Ew

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u/dwehlen 6d ago

Mmm, mmm, biotafarts!

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 7d ago

Hamflation has gotten terrible these days.

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u/lionhat 7d ago

Eating this is liable to cause infl-ham-ation

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u/thepioushedonist 7d ago

Whatever do you mean? It's now developed to it's maximal flavor potential. It'll be like a party in your mouth and everyone's throwing up.

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u/VendaGoat 7d ago

♫Fer-men-ta-a-tion♫

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u/SnooCamera 7d ago

Sadly, Ham's Vodka does not contain ham.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/SnooCamera 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYMYmHuPy28k9WM

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 7d ago

Hey kids, come outside and see the tumblehams!

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u/BenCelotil 7d ago

BWS used to sell my favourite jerky, but the most recent occasions I saw it on the shelf, the usually flat little pouches were like half-filled balloons.

I said to the sales guy, "You might wanna take them off the shelf."

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u/insolent_kiwi 6d ago

"Naw, you ain't the boss of me. "

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u/Dub_Coast 6d ago

Imagine carefully sticking a straw in there and sipping the air out

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u/rasputinrasputin 6d ago

Id rather not

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 5d ago

Go punish your finger tips for typing this out right now! Bad. Shame.

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u/AnxiousBeing329 4d ago

forbidden air

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u/disenfranchisedchild 6d ago

Friday we threw one away that was almost that bloated. It was supposedly still good until the end of the month.

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u/SnooCamera 6d ago

Yeah. This one was supposed to be good through the 28th. At least one other said it happened to them too.

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u/disenfranchisedchild 6d ago

Wow. Send a photo to the company so they know there's a bad batch and see if you can get coupons for merch for your troubles! We didn't even think of it at the time.

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u/MuRRizzLe 7d ago

Spicy ham pillow

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u/Taffypup 7d ago

It's bursting with hammy goodness

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u/Current-Roll6332 6d ago

Fermented foods are good for gut health.

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u/momofdafloofys 6d ago

I think you mean bursting with hammy badness

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u/No-Pollution2425 6d ago

“Yo Apu, this air bag has a ham in it.”

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 6d ago

I mean you could eat it and practice your KAMEHAMEHA game on the toilet for the next 12 hours.

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u/NullDistribution 6d ago

Might be a special beam cannon

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u/No-Pollution2425 6d ago

Calm down, Chris Chan

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u/Presdif 6d ago

Botulismaximum

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u/Overall-Joke1888 7d ago

why not? that ham’s the bomb!

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u/Polar_31 7d ago

When I worked in a meat shop if a COV went bad we would always get the new guy to pop it open lmao, they turned green rather quick

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 7d ago

Indeed you'll pass

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u/MoCoyotes 7d ago

Pop it and suck down that air

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u/Torboise 7d ago

r/spicypillows

Not quite what it's about but I'm sure they would accept you there

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u/Specialist_Point7983 7d ago

You created a mini ecosystem

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u/popcornsandwich2 6d ago

Here is something that is "mildy interesting".

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u/Specialist_Point7983 6d ago

I- I can explain

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u/popcornsandwich2 6d ago

You can't ship literal sisters weirdo.

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u/Specialist_Point7983 6d ago

I was making a joke, the OP said Olympic was in Titanic

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u/popcornsandwich2 6d ago

Even though it's a joke, that's still weird.

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u/insolent_kiwi 6d ago

Yea!

goes back to eating a second respectable popcorn sandwich

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u/ComprisingIgnorance 6d ago

This 'ham: post-blowing-up' post is blowing up

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u/Firefly-1505 6d ago

Resident Evil (2026):

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u/DevolvingSpud 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9Bpv0NoXnZQ2c

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u/No-Pollution2425 6d ago

“You call hambaggers ‘steamed hams’?”

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u/Awalawal 7d ago

Unexpected twist: this is a grocery store on top of Everest.

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u/snakeplizzken 6d ago

This inflation really is out of control.

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u/epidemicsaints 7d ago

Looks like Jiffy Pop.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Slow-Touch-3572 7d ago

Crab man was my favorite character on the show, he was full of crazy surprises lol

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u/Acrobatic_Mango_8715 7d ago

Feeling a little gassy now.

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u/LittleNipply 7d ago

It’s weight loss ham

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u/mist_kaefer 7d ago

This would make an excellent rum ham due to its increased buoyancy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/WSKP0fVpyM9ri

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u/Synap-6 7d ago

Bursting with flavor!

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u/flipyFLAPYflatulence 6d ago

The deadly Portuguese ham o’ war!

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 7d ago

Old family recipe.

Listeria infused ham.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 7d ago

Wow they packed your ham using a condom!

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 7d ago

*aged ham sammich 

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u/No_Sense_7316 7d ago

So what would it smell like if you popped it?

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u/Slow-Touch-3572 7d ago

You'd probably never want to eat a ham Sammich ever again, or at the minimum just have PTSD opening ham

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u/Alex-xoxo666 6d ago

How about tomorrow?

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u/Edward_T_Head 7d ago

Mmmm offgassing meat sandwhich

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u/Avidion18 7d ago

You should eat it

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u/Mystic_Wunder 7d ago

Ham Surprise

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u/jbjhill 7d ago

It’s so happy to see you!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 7d ago

Like a proper pig belly after being found bloated

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u/Angry-_-Crow 7d ago

Rot scare balloon <3

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u/TyrannosaurusBoris 7d ago

Why??

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u/SnooCamera 7d ago

It is bloated because of bacteria growing and producing gases.

Why it is like this? IDK. It's not expired for three more weeks and was in an 35-40F frig.

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u/ninjohnnothing 6d ago

Start buying dry cured hams and slice it yourself. Forgo the wet stuff during the current administration..

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u/TyrannosaurusBoris 6d ago

No, I mean, why are you gonna pass!? That gas is good.

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u/Vyntarus 6d ago

Bacteri-ham

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u/Any_Blood5815 6d ago

But it’s pillowy softness was evolved specifically to invite you in D:

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u/ttcmzx 7d ago

bro it's fine, enjoy yourself

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u/Still_Rain_979 7d ago

Haha. Looks like it's gonna "ksst" when you open it

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u/dave8400 7d ago

The microbes sure as hell won't pass. Or rather have not.

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u/001100010010011-user 7d ago

That's a nuclear sandwich

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u/HelloDarkWorld 5d ago

That ham looks like it's developing its own weather system in there

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 7d ago

What are we even looking at here?

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u/SnooCamera 7d ago

This, discovered with a popped off lid, trying to colonize Earth.

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u/user-jc11111 7d ago

I had the same exact item several months ago just like yours. It happened before expiration date. I threw it out

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u/Queso_Grandee 7d ago

Wally World is trying to manifest The Last of Us.

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u/Purely-Pastel 7d ago

I don’t understand what’s wrong with it lol. It looks like someone microwaved it.

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u/Vladishun 6d ago

Bacteria are hotboxing themselves in their own farts and shit.

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 6d ago

Am i bacteria?

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u/Vladishun 6d ago

Couldn't help myself. Have an upvote.

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u/Purely-Pastel 6d ago

That explains it perfectly. Thank you.

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u/leo_the_lion6 7d ago

I think its implying its gone bad, bacteria offgassing

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u/SnooCamera 7d ago

This is how I found it in the frig.

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u/terrabadnZ 6d ago

Frig?

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u/SnooCamera 6d ago

Refrigerator

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u/terrabadnZ 5d ago

Ahh I thought it was out of like a warming oven type thing at a supermarket or petrol station. Fridge is much more concerning haha

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u/HelloDarkWorld 5d ago

Mate, microwaved ham shouldn't come with its own greenhouse

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u/ericthewrath87 7d ago

Ham is nasty af anyways