r/mildyinteresting • u/StuckInSalem • 6d ago

edible engagement 🍭 Scooped peanut butter for a PBJ in unintentional phallic fashion

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u/Big_Boss_Wask 6d ago

Penis Butter

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u/Throw902106969 6d ago

Now THAT will stick to the roof of your mouth.

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u/FlynnsWreckItArcade 6d ago

Smegma's buttery cousin.

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u/dontcallbrainnamez 6d ago

Did you have to..

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u/FlynnsWreckItArcade 6d ago edited 4d ago

Have to? No.

It's an unfortunate combination; You having learned to read, and me, wanting to watch the world burn.

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u/Hazzke 5d ago

peanits butter

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u/dragon_sack 6d ago

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u/KingThunderCunt 6d ago

What is this from?

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u/Prize_Hat8387 6d ago

Spiderman man into the spider verse, I think

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u/KingThunderCunt 6d ago

Looks so familiar but I couldn’t place the art style, thank you!

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u/noahbaobei 6d ago

THIS IS THE ANSWER 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 6d ago

I had a bag of Cheeto Puffs recently that had a bunch of suspicious looking puffs...

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u/noahbaobei 6d ago

Bro same

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 6d ago

Hilarious! Did they taste slightly off to you?

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u/CelestialDuke377 5d ago

Just extra salty

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u/WishBella 6d ago

Peneetos

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u/WormDentist 6d ago

P BJ sandwich.

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u/ZiaWitch 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XDaLiUu8VyreM

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u/JohnPoet27 6d ago

First time in my life I've ever seen this gif. And I've seen it twice in the span of 30mins

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u/kramamavitch 6d ago

Penisbutter

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u/TheoryKey343 6d ago

Will you make me a penisbutter and vajelly sandwich?

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u/Riverz_Flowe 5d ago

Omg Bojack Horseman reference

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u/Much_Adhesiveness871 6d ago

Well, straight from the chef’s mouth

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u/ButteredPizza69420 6d ago

PP & J

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 6d ago

I hate you. Why are you like this?

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u/Miserable_Rich_8164 5d ago

Peen nut butter. Sorry, I'll leave.

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u/Substantial_Chain718 6d ago

Come on. You tried to make that.

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u/Axo_in_the_mitten 6d ago

Pee nut butter :(

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u/SudoSubSilence 6d ago

Oh, that's where the "nut" from "peanut" comes from

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u/p00p_knife 6d ago

Did you eat it off the knife and restart

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u/Gaby_90 6d ago

Post this in r/Pareidolia

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u/piratesboot 5d ago

Pb&jenis

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u/AromaticFee9616 6d ago

The cylinder…

Wait what?

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u/Electronic_Wear9476 6d ago

Peen-nut butter

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u/Holy-Cancer 6d ago

Don’t lie. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING!

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u/NerdGuy13 6d ago

There are no accidents in the universe. 😉

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u/Maykeda 6d ago

I should call him. It was close to that color and thick.

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u/Flippant_Fop 5d ago

sigh. Everything reminds me of him…

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u/Usual-Ladder1524 6d ago

Looks very penis

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u/Witty-Stand888 6d ago

dip it in some jam and suck it

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u/Nere4Hudes 6d ago

Love me a creamy peenut

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u/bconley01 6d ago

Looks like you have some penis butter.

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u/Lauren34567 6d ago

The Metal Penis

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 6d ago

I should call her

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u/Curi0usReddit0r 6d ago

Everything reminds me of her…

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u/Dramatic_Substance36 6d ago

Everything reminds me of him!🥰

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u/FishDeez 6d ago

Some prefer chunky

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u/Past-North-4131 6d ago

Put it between those buns....😝

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u/itswhateveragain 6d ago

That peanut butter has a great personality and is really funny.

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u/uberneuman_part2 6d ago

Nut butter.

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u/nolongerbanned99 6d ago

Unintentional…. Doubtful

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u/SadDingo7070 6d ago

Putting the BJ in PBJ.

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u/Other_Breadfruit_264 6d ago

Got that peanut butter complexion.......

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u/onigirilover 6d ago

Bet you straight sucked it after

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u/matttyboii 6d ago

The universe is sending you a message.

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u/PygmalionsKiss 6d ago

You circumcised it too! You have a calling.

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u/KnowOneHere 6d ago

r/mildlypenis

Excellent work friend

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u/Lae5_511 6d ago

Back door guy's

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u/Obedient_Rebal 6d ago

Salty Penis butter, delicious!

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u/Beneficial-Damage197 6d ago

Which brand offers smooth AND circumcised?🧐

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u/Main-Ask8030 6d ago

Do you like your peanut butter cut or uncut?

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u/Tricky-Usual8921 6d ago

Nut butter

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u/FlLocator 6d ago

Make'n it for the wife

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u/RedJive 6d ago

It’s a sign. Of what…I dunno

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u/DevolvingSpud 6d ago

Want to make some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, if you know what I mean?

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u/Odd-Mode9275 6d ago

If ya don’t go hard on that then it’s not a solid PB&J

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u/Evening-Animal-4820 6d ago

now stick it in the jelly... just the tip tho

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u/Jealous_Club_298 6d ago

Or was it a Freudian Slip?!

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u/uhad_time_2_waste 6d ago

Everything reminds me of…him?!

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u/EmotionalSupportSush 6d ago

Your mind and hand was thinking of something while scooping pb

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u/Bennyseed 6d ago

The universe is trying to tell you something

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u/Xekiel_777 6d ago

Nutter Butter

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u/Kitchen_Force656 6d ago

Really putting the P in PBJ.

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u/sogone_ 6d ago

Alpha butter

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u/winning_wookie 6d ago

Putting the BJ in PBJ

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u/TJBlazkowicz 6d ago

What up!

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u/v800 6d ago

Man of Steel prison rockets

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u/FormalTotal9684 6d ago

Penis Butter

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 5d ago

That is some true talent! Lol

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u/ohaimark22 5d ago

My buddy just turned to me and said, no, that doesn't go on bread, it goes directly in the mouth

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u/weird_mike303 5d ago

Looks yummy

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u/Brian_1985 5d ago

you manifested it with your subconscious

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u/InDependent_Window93 5d ago

Looks like penisdelia to me

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u/clem-grimfando 5d ago

My brother gone done bought the Dnut butter

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u/Ghost-Sync 5d ago

Did you do the manly thing and put it into your mouth?

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u/awwcrickets 5d ago

Why is it circumcised?

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u/Hot-Negotiation-7794 5d ago

I love me some peanut butter, but somehow that looks more enticing. Sort of erotic to think about slowly licking it off the knife.

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u/imafinhehe 5d ago

Well. You could call that "nutbutter"!

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u/Aggravating-Owl-1490 5d ago

“Unintentional”

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u/CopyTypical5754 5d ago

“Unintentional”

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u/qankz 5d ago

Mines bigger than that

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u/DeuceyWilder 5d ago

Finally, penis butter we can all enjoy

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u/clonedmammothxB 5d ago

It's only phallic if you assume that every penis is circumcised. I'm guessing you are circumcised, sir.

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u/Tadaroz 5d ago

Pee Nut Butt Her

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u/candnhen 5d ago

Penis butter

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u/Firm_Comedian9435 5d ago

Well there it is, just look at it.

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u/Pezzo90 5d ago

"Unintentional." Sure. Tell us more.

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u/Beagleguy26 5d ago

Did you eat that off the knife?

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u/ZealousidealSkirt327 5d ago

You know what? I should text him again.

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u/Dirtypervyoldguy1972 5d ago

And I bet it ended up in your mouth too

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u/Electrical_Season358 5d ago

Is that PENnut better

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u/Classic-Lifeguard507 5d ago

I’ve lost my appetite. I’m never eating peanut butter again.

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u/HostFickle6269 5d ago

Why let the dog lick the pb off the penis, when he can lick the penis off the pb instead

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u/Chaosgenerater 5d ago

There are no accident.

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u/Helldiver_LiberTea 5d ago

That’s a massive scoop of peanut butter!

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u/TheLastTsumami 5d ago

Looks more like Paddington Bear from behind