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u/postwarmutant 54m ago

Entered into? Criterion isn’t a hall of fame, they’re just a distributor with really good branding. They often acquire commercial films because the sales enable them to distribute much less commercial films.

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u/notalakeitsanocean 51m ago

maybe underselling criterion slightly. they’re more than a distributor, they’re an archivist that doesn’t just fund the release but also documentaries / essays / special features that very few films ever get.

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u/postwarmutant 29m ago

Totally true and fair. Still, distributing something like Armageddon is helping to pay for all that.

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u/PoopMuffin 48m ago

They do a lot of restoration as well

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 37m ago

Next you're going to try and tell me I'm not special for being in the "Who's Who Among American High School Students."

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u/Faucet860 56m ago

This movie needs a 4k disc

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u/OrbitronFactory 55m ago

More on screen deaths than I remember. Nice. 

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u/jam3sdub 53m ago

Yeah the only thing I remember about the intro is the homeless guy and his dog.

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u/Bone_Breaker0 41m ago

I remember reading the novelization of the movie, and over a 1000 kids died that day.

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u/kutz926 53m ago

Based Criterion

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u/zk3033 54m ago

This was so cool. The all-star cast going through shenanigans was also so much fun. Plus, Aerosmith sings a song about Steven Tyler's daughter! This way-overshadowed the other 1998 movie about preparing to blow up a meteor Deep Impact.

What has been "subjected to misinterpretation?!?"

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u/monjorob 54m ago

Honestly it’s one of the greatest disaster/adventure movies ever made. Great characters, fast pacing, fantastic technical effects. I agree with Criterion

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u/gtkarber 48m ago

The essay for this Criterion release is great. It’s from one of Michael Bay’s teachers, in undergrad I think. And they say that Michael Bay asked if they could bring some photos in for feedback after class and the teacher said sure and then says that, looking at them, they were gobsmacked. They were the best photographs they had ever been shown by a student. And of course they were of typical Michael Bay subjects — fast expensive cars and such — but that they captured movement and speed in a way that no other student could touch. And the teacher knew Michael Bay had the goods, and that this movie is the outcome of that talent, focused and honed and applied to commercial art. It kinda flipped me on Michael Bay!

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u/thebublight 54m ago

Absolutely a work of art anyone who says otherwise is a pretentious art school snob. Not every movie strives to be citizen kane. This movie is a master class in entertainment. Remember thst movies can be FUN

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u/True_Pirate 43m ago

It’s all subjective. I don’t throw any hate for someone enjoying it. I thought it was just godawful, though.

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u/Franiera 36m ago

It is, and not because of the choice of Aerosmith

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u/classphoto92 40m ago

I will always hold a place in my heart for Michael Bay on the strength of his got milk? Commercial alone. But at the same time, he had peak Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson in a spiritual Logan's Run reboot and it wasn't completely terrible. That should have been my all time favorite movie ever on the history of all time in the world!

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u/WTWIV 33m ago

I love The Island even if it is derivative

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u/maringue 40m ago

"Those are special effects, not a story." "I don't understand the difference."

South Park nailed Michael Bay right there.

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u/brainfreeze77 45m ago

Sorry but im no snob, i love popcorn flicks and I can't stand this movie. The quick cuts are enough to give you whiplash.

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u/osmund-kettleblack 43m ago

This is an ironic comment right? I fucking hope it is

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u/bonyponyride 34m ago

Maybe I'm a pretentious science school snob, but meteors would hit the ground with so much more energy. It should have been even more destructive, with impact shock waves that create craters like we see on the moon rather than standard hollywood fireballs.

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u/SaveUsCatman 50m ago

Yeah like Event Horizon

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u/VoidLookedBack 34m ago

One of Paul W.S. Andersons Top movies IMO, Event Horizon and Soldier might be his best work.

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u/Simdog1 47m ago edited 45m ago

What would make you think that someone who watches Art house is not being entertained or having fun? Sorry, but you sound like the snob.

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u/Franiera 37m ago

Speaking of the writing: why would they choose drillers to be astronauts, rather than choosing astronauts to be drillers? Logically speaking, it’s much easier to learn how to drill than it is to go into space.

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u/madsci 47m ago

I want to see a movie that actually gets a large meteorite impact right. Not some Michael Bay fireball moving at 80 MPH - something that moves at kilometers per second, makes a shockwave from its passage, and blasts a crater.

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u/Bromirez 47m ago

It’s just one the movies they had the rights to distribute early on. It’s kind of a joke now, but sales of the film propelled a lot of other movies to be released later on. We should all be thankful for Armageddon!

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u/GeekAesthete 44m ago

They got so lucky casting Ben Affleck before Good Will Hunting.

Supposedly they brought him in for casting, and he was the one that all the women in the office swooned over, so they figured he was a good choice for a budget love interest (since Bruce Willis was already the star). Then GWH and all the Oscar fame happened, and he ended up being a significant selling point.

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u/MWH1980 47m ago edited 1m ago

I remember this inspires me to do some disaster-related art in my animation classes in 2000-2001.

I remember me and one guy were trying to figure out how we could pull off a realistic-looking Sears Tower collapse using handheld camera angles and Alias/Wavefront Maya software…and then 9/11 happened, and we abandoned the idea.

Besides, in the late 2010’s the film Rampage did a pretty amazing job of making that effects-driven idea happen.

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u/Somnambulist815 46m ago

Pobody's Nerfecf

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u/TrueLegateDamar 46m ago

"Saddam Hussein is bombing us!"

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u/Mazmier 41m ago

I remember there was a chocolate bar for this movie which contained Pop Rocks. It was awesome.

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u/Lewslayer 35m ago

This is my favorite lizard-brain movie of all time. One of the all-time “don’t think, just enjoy the ride” movies out there.

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u/CantFightCrazy 30m ago

Yeah this is a fucking work of art. Deal with it.

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u/GaryQueenofScots 29m ago

I used to teach a seminar called “Stupid Movie Physics”. This flick was one of my favorite examples. So dumb, in so many ways. But a lot of fun, if you could turn your brain off.

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u/centaurquestions 50m ago

Ben Affleck might disagree.

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u/weefees 42m ago

If hating this movie is right, I don't want to be wrong.

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u/jsakic99 47m ago

Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met.

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u/True_Pirate 43m ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/jsakic99 40m ago

Boy: "Mom, that salesman's on TV."

Mother: "That man's not a salesman. That's your daddy."

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u/True_Pirate 21m ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/goaway432 53m ago

I realize just how awful the "science" in the movie was, but I'll be damned if it wasn't fun to watch.

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u/needmoresynths 49m ago

DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

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u/DiscoAcid 39m ago

It got grandfathered into criterion before they became film snobs.

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u/Chet420Walters 39m ago

"Somebody dial 911!"

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u/fxaix00 38m ago

Last 20 minutes of Man of Steel lol

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u/deltajvliet 37m ago

Just realized the taxi flips into the Cadillac twice, very separately from different angles. The end doesn't age well as far as 9/11 vibes. Great special effects for the time though, and I appreciate real cars are at least being flung into real cars. CGI action these days can't compete.

I'm no Bay apologist, but I feel like this would be a good example to enter into the Collection or maybe the Library of Congress for people a few hundred years from now to see what bombastic cinematic stupidity looked like circa ~2000.

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u/geoantho 54m ago

All practical effects too, no cgi. /s

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u/Kungmagnus 40m ago

The explosions and destruction of cars looks practical to me.

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u/KarlHitTheMarx 51m ago

This movie is actually awesome, not sure what OP is whining about

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u/Riceatron 50m ago

A friend got me to read Homestuck for the first time and this movie and Con Air play some heavy relevancy in that shockingly pretty ok mess of a webcomic, so we watched them as they hadn't seen them. Con Air? Amazing start to finish, what a movie. Armageddon we stopped before they even went to space and it had already been nearly an hour and a half.

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u/bongo1100 47m ago

Armageddon is great!