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u/EvangelionOG Ravens Oct 04 '21
Steve Belichick looks like a jobber from WCW Saturday Night circa 1993.
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u/CashGordon1 Bills Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 04 '21
Sent this gif to a friend and asked "If Steve Belichick was a 90's wrestler would he be a heel or face?" and he said "80's face, 90's heel".
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u/Fuckface_Whisperer Rams Oct 04 '21
He knows he's filthy rich right? He doesn't have to look like that.
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u/KillerHusky99 Vikings Oct 04 '21
Like father like son, Bill's sweatshirts and Steve's hair care
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u/disrespect3d Vikings Oct 04 '21
He looks like the human equivalent of Bill’s sweatshirts.
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u/birish21 Raiders Oct 04 '21
Him and Mark Davis share the same barber.
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u/Stubbula Patriots Oct 04 '21
Him and Mark Davis share the same
barberbutcher."Hey Jim, can I get some of those T-bones and if you have 5 minutes I need a trim on the bandsaw"
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u/HardcoreKaraoke Rams Oct 04 '21
Mullets are super popular right now. I think some people did it ironically but now I'm seeing a lot of mullets. I know some people who tried it because they let their hair get long during the lockdown and said "fuck it, why not" when barbers reopened.
The time of manbuns died down and now we're in the age of mullets.
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u/Fuckface_Whisperer Rams Oct 04 '21
"fuck it, why not"
Ah yes, throw in some Pabst and that's the origin story of how the Mullet came to be.
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They never died in Australia.
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u/Earptastic Bills Oct 04 '21
Australians love America's great fashion failures and keep them alive unironically.
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Somewhere in an alternate universe Rick Steiner is spinning this dude in the air like pizza dough.
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u/DeanBlandino Patriots Oct 04 '21
I said it in the game thread but he really looks like he watched lethal weapon and is going as mel gibson for halloween. From the horrible hair to the facial expressions, his riggs game is powerful. Honestly makes total sense, too. Belichicks have been known for their rigging for decades.
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u/FriesWithThat Seahawks Oct 04 '21
I said it in the game thread (and after a less "You think I'm crazy? You call me crazy, you think I'm crazy? You wanna see crazy? " close-up), but he really looks like Randy Hickey from My Name is Earl.
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u/Waldropings Broncos Oct 04 '21
He kinda looks like Barry O a jobber from the old WWF but you are so spot on!
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u/NegativesPositives Chiefs Oct 04 '21
I like to imagine that’s all the mike LB is hearing. No plays, just the sound of a man open mouth tongue waggling.
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u/professor_parrot Patriots Oct 04 '21
Everyone always said the Patriots have the hardest system to learn but I didn't know it was this complicated
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u/Icadil Bengals Oct 04 '21
ok guys “ugh, huh, uhghhh, shwooooh, ahhh” READY BREAK!
“That ain’t gonna be a run play but whatever”
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u/C137-Morty Commanders Chargers Oct 04 '21
Fuck I need this mic'd up
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u/LosingSkin Patriots Oct 04 '21
Basically just Happy Gilmore on the apartment intercom
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u/wrongbutt_longbutt Seahawks Lions Oct 04 '21
When I saw it live, I immediately thought that this is going to be in the next bad lip reading of the NFL.
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u/makoto_sama Buccaneers Oct 04 '21
He looks like a SpongeBob character.
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u/ZarosGuardian Eagles Oct 04 '21
"Damn it Squidward, you dropped it! You soiled the good Patriots name! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"
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u/bangalang969 Bills Oct 04 '21
Gacked out of his gourd.
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u/vizualb Broncos Oct 04 '21
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u/oldghostmountain Seahawks Commanders Oct 04 '21
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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u/nolander Rams Texans Oct 04 '21
He looks like how I feel when my ADHD meds(Aka Ritalin or Adderall) hit too hard and I'm feeling tense and anxious
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u/SoDakZak Vikings Oct 04 '21
imagine
Steve is barefoot.
Imagine
Robert Kraft is below frame.
IMAGINE
Kraft took his dentures out.
I M A G I N E
Steve is reacting to Ol’ Bobby sucking on his big toe.
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u/professor_parrot Patriots Oct 04 '21
Bill probably just gave him an unplugged headset and a Burger King menu to let him pretend he's the defensive coordinator. Anything to get him off the streets and off coke.
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u/Npr31 Oct 04 '21
“I want to be like Daddy!”
waggles tongue insanely
“Steve, what do you think your Dad does…?!”
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u/ZarosGuardian Eagles Oct 04 '21
I can taste colors! Purple tastes like chicken!
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u/PudgyBonestld 49ers Oct 04 '21
Better looking ...Jimmy G or Steve Belichick?
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u/All-StarbySmashMouth Patriots Oct 04 '21
you ever seen jimmy rock a mullet like that? yeah steve’s the easy answer my guy
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u/HighlyUnsuspect Patriots Oct 04 '21
Well no one ever told jimmy that if you stand next to a West Virginia waterfall, you’re bound to get a little wet.
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u/marcuschookt Patriots Oct 04 '21
There's a reason one of them got run out of town. That doesn't happen if you're handsome.
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u/HireButchJones 49ers Oct 04 '21
Don't let this guy drive on the 435...
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u/TheGhost118 49ers Lions Oct 04 '21
There’s plenty of them driving on the 880 from the town 😂
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u/masonb423 Broncos Oct 04 '21
Jesus Christ, the SNL “Californians” sketch was spot on.
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u/DEATH-BY-CIRCLEJERK 49ers Oct 04 '21
We don’t put the word ‘the’ before the highway number in sentences like that up north. Mostly a southern california thing.
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u/BAM1789 Cardinals Oct 04 '21
Yeah… you’re gonna take the 202, to the 10, to the 51, to the 101, to the 303, back to the 10… and you’re there..
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Dead on. Moving to that web of calculus from Vermont where we had "the Interstate" was such a mindfuck.
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u/the_cunt_muncher Bears Oct 04 '21
My roommates and a lot of my friends in college were from the Bay, they would all give directions like "Take I-5 north..."
I was like damn what are you fucking MapQuest wtf is this I-5 shit just say the 5
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u/OverusedRedditJoke Oct 04 '21
Man's on all the drugs
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u/tewahp Patriots Oct 04 '21
I hate to say it, but I really think he is on the best cocaine high ever rn...
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u/GonzaloR87 Dolphins Oct 04 '21
I hate that it’s not me on that high rn
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u/titsonatricycle Eagles Oct 04 '21
POV: you’re In the corner of the bar racked out looking for a soft 6
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Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.
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u/SlappidyDoodah Oct 04 '21
There it is! I look away for a minute and the whole game threads about this. Thanks for uploading!
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u/3031983 Broncos Oct 04 '21
“Hi I’m Steve. I like pizza.”
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u/WatermelonBandido Texans Oct 04 '21
That feels like the worst place to be that messed up.
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u/7tenths Bears Oct 04 '21
Worse then a press conference announcing you as the new head coach?
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u/BuyThoseDips Buccaneers Oct 04 '21
Link?
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u/mynewaltaccount1 Seahawks Oct 04 '21
Adam Gase at his first Jets press conference. He would later claim that his eyes were like that because he took pre workout before the press conference. I too am a big fan of Adam Gases cocaine-based pre workout, it is extremely energising.
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u/generalscalez Chiefs Oct 04 '21
holy shit i’ve never seen this lmao he is absolutely fucking zooted
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u/Noirradnod Browns Oct 04 '21
Pause the video and click to random moments. This is the first things I saw.
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u/mynewaltaccount1 Seahawks Oct 04 '21
As Stephen A Smith put it, if that were a player, we would be asking for all kinds of tests to be done on him. Gase barely blinks all presser, man must have done a few celebratory lines after signing the contract before remembering he still had a presser to do lol.
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u/Brian_Lefebvre Steelers Oct 04 '21
If you just focus on his eyes and his head, it’s so bizarre. His head is like struggling to keep up with his eyes or something. He’s taken something, if not coke.
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u/Juventus7shop Colts Oct 04 '21
Definitely not the only time. Peep this old Dolphins presser with the ultra-low brim hat; you can still see the shifty eyes though
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u/ChristofferOslo Chargers Chargers Oct 04 '21
Holy shit, he's definitely hiding something
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u/NeverBeenStung Cowboys Oct 04 '21
Fuck that made me uncomfortable
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u/JerrSolo Eagles Oct 04 '21
If it makes you feel better, we can have some late-night Facetime sessions and talk about it.
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u/TheSpaceAge Cardinals Oct 04 '21
Hold up, is it just me or does the guy next to Gase head and hands look just slightly too big for his body? Like uncanny valley type for me where it's just barely off.
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u/snarkicon Patriots Oct 04 '21
We need a camera dedicated to this guy the whole game
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u/NickelBear32 Browns Oct 04 '21
Again he looks sticky
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u/Eyud29 Commanders Oct 04 '21
Looks like the stickiest kid at a birthday party eyeing an unopened orange soda bottle
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u/cjwilliams37 Bears Oct 04 '21
This needs to be added to the cat shimmy, shaq shimmy, kid shimmy gif
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u/SotRekkr Steelers Oct 04 '21
What the fuck is wrong with Bill's kid?
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u/Eric_T_Meraki Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 04 '21
Imagine hearing your entire life, "Tom is the son I never had." /s
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u/Into_The_Nexus Packers Oct 04 '21
Pretty sure he was just trying to clean all of the excess tobacco out of his lip. At least that's what his mullet is telling me.
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u/ShortRunLifeStyle Seahawks Oct 04 '21
This is it. He chews.
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u/xoldier Patriots Oct 04 '21
And spits on the sidelines the entire time. I’m surprised no one mentioned that.
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u/DanHam117 Patriots Jaguars Oct 04 '21
Listen, we all made weird faces under the masks. It’s a hard habit to get out of
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u/_Jetto_ Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 04 '21
Is he the NE def coord I don’t see anyone listed as the def coord for NE
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u/Jtherrien12 Seahawks Oct 04 '21
He’s the outside linebackers coach
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u/_Jetto_ Oct 04 '21
Who’s their def coord?
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u/Jtherrien12 Seahawks Oct 04 '21
Patriots don’t have a head defensive coordinator, just positions coaches
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u/_Jetto_ Oct 04 '21
Who makes the coverage calls since Flores left then? I remmeber Flores being the def coord and I think line coach ?
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u/Natsume117 Patriots Oct 04 '21
Belicheck took back those duties when Flores left but apparently little Belicheck calls them
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u/BrianDBrennan Oct 04 '21
It’s unknown but rumored to be Steve
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u/MakesTheNutshellJoke Ravens Oct 04 '21
The fact that who calls the plays on defense isn't even known to the general public is like the most on brand Patriots thing ever.
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u/PettiCasey Patriots Oct 04 '21
Flores wasn’t officially the DC either. It’s not a new thing with them but it’s still odd. They have Mayo and Patricia floating around too.
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u/CruzAderjc Giants Patriots Oct 04 '21
Not trying to be funny, but that is 100% the mannerisms of a guy who is coked up
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u/Fatty_Wraps Seahawks Oct 04 '21
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
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u/Metrostation984 Oct 04 '21
Studying via Zoom has shown me that I do really weird faces while focusing and also thinking and talking at the same time so I kind of feel his vibe and so on. Buuuut this also looks a lot like drugs
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u/DamnDirtyApe81 Chiefs Oct 04 '21
He looks like one of the rednecks from “A Time to Kill”.
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u/dayblazer_420 Oct 04 '21
Everyone in here talking about drugs, but this is Belichick's kid, he's high on cold weather, the smell of Bermuda Grass and the distant voice of John Facenda reciting Autumn Wind.
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u/mpc92 Commanders Oct 04 '21
Let’s be real, this man isn’t coaching anything, Bill just puts him on the sideline to get him out of the basement
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u/Nuevacuenta1 Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 04 '21
And this will inevitably lead to the morons that are the NY Jets/Miami Dolphins offering this guy a head coaching gig in 3 years. Smh.
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u/SirGergoyFriendman 49ers 49ers Oct 04 '21
This is a timeline I fuck with tho
The world needs more coked out gecko men with mullets invading their living rooms during the Sunday night telecast, kids are too soft these days and can harden up like kiln baked clay from this type of shit gotttdamn
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u/bumurutu Patriots Oct 04 '21
Headset isn't even hooked up. His playcall sheet is just crayon drawings of dinosaurs that he did during lunch.
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u/thenameisluigi Buccaneers Oct 04 '21
While watching the game the sportscaster noticed it and said that's going to be a meme by the end of the night haha
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u/SaveMaggie Oct 04 '21
He looks like the guy who screams “Where are you?!?!” in every basically Batman movie.
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u/bigwoaf Cowboys Oct 04 '21
Steve Belichick looks like a guy whose about to get his ass kicked by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles during an attempted purse snatching
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u/2ent1n_Qarant1no Chiefs Oct 04 '21
Anyone else thinks Belichick's son looks like Chris Griffin from Family Guy?
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u/Therearenogoodnames9 Buccaneers Bills Oct 04 '21
They kept saying he was like a junior Gruden, but I swear I have seen him hanging by a trailer home waiting to sell drugs to kids.
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I’m scared