Downhill Skier takes a blast to the balls

[u/SneedBull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhWSHcNxmks

[u/gurrilurr]

Oh monsieeeuuuuuuuaaah

[u/Vegetaf → u/gurrilurr]

I had a mouth full of coffee when he said this and had to struggle not to spit it out, amazing commentary.

[u/SneedBull]

I feel bad for the guy and hope that didn't hurt for too long, but wow, that might be the funniest scream I've ever heard in my life. Commentary man was definitely enjoying himself there too.

[u/smierdek → u/SneedBull]

wilhelm scream pretty much

[u/Pineapple-Yetti → u/SneedBull]

Its an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

[u/Kappa_Swaggins]

The way he says, "Oh, the Frenchman" like this is a known occurrence that has a name.

[u/Svenmpa → u/Kappa_Swaggins]

😂

[u/gotmunchiez → u/Kappa_Swaggins]

Also commonly known as "the bread stick in the baguette"

[u/Dantezinferno]

The deep groan followed by what can only be described as a Tiny Tim harmony from Tiptoe through the Tulips has me in literal tears.

[u/ndndr1 → u/Dantezinferno]

It’s the funniest scream I may have ever heard. Poor guy

[u/gusto_ua]

"Watch this again"

[u/_Cold_Ass_Honkey_]

Sacré bleu!

[u/Troubador222]

Ouch. Years ago I was doing land surveying with a guy who disturbed a paper wasp nest 🪺 be started stinging him on his upper leg and he smacked it to kill it he was holding a hammer at the time and got his own balls with the hammer. It was one of those things you could see coming but he reacted too fast to swat it to warn about it . He had to go see a doc one of his balls swelledway up

[u/fistful_of_ideals → u/Troubador222]

You really just start racking up these experiences as you get older. This guy just added a new category, probably

• Sat on own balls: 2
• Hit balls while shooing insect: 3
• Slammed heavy carried item into balls: 2
• Punched own balls while trying to catch dropped object: 3

and now

• Slalom pole to the manloaf: 1

[u/TidyBuckets]

The boys took a beating on that one 😳

[u/Electrical-Injury-23]

President Kamacho in the white house and "ow my balls" on the TV!

[u/LevitatePalantir]

Owch! My balls!

[u/stuheimer]

That was a proper Wilhelm Scream.

[u/ack4]

unskippable watch

[u/Ranzoid]

He got off light compared to the dude that got ripped in half

"Unseemed from the Nav to the Crotch!"

[u/InterPunct]

"The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv368yWOSas

[u/buzz_uk]

Not so cocky any more :)

[u/biffbobfred]

Stupid sexy Flanders

[u/1Mandolo1 → u/[deleted]]

He went between the gate poles with one ski, that's an automatic disqualification (one or both skis to the wrong side of a gate).

Any sane racer immediately stops taking risk and slows down whenever that happens. Stopping is unusual, but not too rare especially when you've injured yourself or aren't sure whether you have.

And I would bet you a sweet sum of money that that hit hurt like a bitch for a while, most people would take a moment to gather themselves.

[u/EvilGeniusSkis → u/1Mandolo1]

You also get in trouble if you knowingly keep going after not making it around a gate properly.

[u/maneatingsquirel → u/[deleted]]

You're right. Halliburton should have just manned up and won that finals game. Same with Durant. Or Peyton with his neck. They just didn't fight through the pain enough. 🤡