r/nope • • 14d ago

Noooooooooooooope.

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u/vkpaul123 14d ago

Try to Google Travis Pastrana's x-ray

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u/wspOnca 14d ago

Must have problem at air ports.

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u/Yolkism 14d ago

Littering.

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u/SeanBeanDiedAgain 14d ago

Littering and

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u/-Left_Nut- 14d ago

Littering and...

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u/Yolkism 14d ago

That is all you need to know about this sack of shit.

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u/TransitionFamiliar39 14d ago

Mere milliseconds before a "USA...USA...USA" chant broke our.

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u/Senior_Bad_6381 14d ago

Broken your what?

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u/Vassar-Longfellow 14d ago

I know this is not the point here, but I'm a little pissed off that they are littering. Looks cool to hold on to the Red Bull can and then throw it once you are out, but that sucker is landing somewhere. Also, I wonder what the terminal velocity of that thing is. Could do some damage.

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u/Senior_Bad_6381 14d ago

No it couldnt. Also, a penny from a skyscraper won't kill you.

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u/LennyJay86 14d ago

Definitely knock some “cents” into you!

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u/Vassar-Longfellow 14d ago

You are actually correct. And I know my wording was not great, but it was meant to be more of a wondering than a strong statement. But did some googling, and seems like the terminal velocity of an empty can is somewhere in the 20-30km/h, which still sounded like it could do some damage, but apparently it's so light that it wouldn't do much. A "brief sting" is how it was described somewhere. However, a full would reach around 100km/h, and if it had the appropriate spin (don't know if that's possible) to fall end-first, theoretically could reach like 160-170km/h. Both of these should be in the "scull-fracture" range of energy. So remember kids, when skydiving, remember to drink your Red Bull before throwing the can away....

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u/PurplishPlatypus 14d ago

So you're banking on the guy to be able to keep a solid hold on you once that parachute rips.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 14d ago

He was. It worked out.

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u/MikeyboyMC 14d ago

Isn’t this just actual death

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u/VillageIdiot51 14d ago

Are you all just stupid nowadays? Did you even watch the video?

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u/Choubidouu 14d ago

Tiktok brain, 1m30 is way too long for them.

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u/bean0_burrito 14d ago

you know the answer to that already.

they're all running off of a 15 second attention span and broccoli haircuts

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u/menryBasedmarineCav 14d ago

I assume one of the other dudes had a parachute for him. Edit commented before the video ended

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 14d ago

Why? Why not watch the whole thing first? It's a 90 second clip.