Shark bait ooh ah ah

[u/Motor_Assignment9157]

[u/BigBossAtl]

Child should be taken away!

[u/pillrake → u/BigBossAtl]

That's what the sharks are saying.

[u/meltdown537 → u/pillrake]

I see what you did there

[u/StolenCoupe → u/meltdown537]

I'm blind but I heard what he did there

[u/6ynnad → u/StolenCoupe]

I have no arms but I feel that

[u/TheAngryCatfish → u/6ynnad]

I got no dick but I fucks wit it

[u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 → u/pillrake]

Yeah, u/bigbossatl might be a shark.

[u/KinopioToad → u/Pleasant-Pattern7748]

I'm pretty sure the fish that swallowed Mario whole in SMB3 was called Big Boss Bass. And ironically used the same sprite as Big Bertha.

[u/IDGAF_GOMD → u/BigBossAtl]

My cousin’s son (5) was taken away after he was running down the hall and just so happen to run by my cousin (his dad) as he was turning to walk down the stairs with a basket full of laundry. 5yo fell down a couple of steps before he caught his leg. He went to school with bruises and told the teacher he got them when his dad pushed him down the stairs. That was all it took. Kid was in care for 2 weeks before he was returned. If this guy doesn’t get his kid taken away….

[u/Lunafairywolf666 → u/IDGAF_GOMD]

Cps always go after poor families who can't fully defend themselves because it's easier cases to close. They avoid real cases because they are more complicated. It's ridiculous

[u/socialdeviant620 → u/Lunafairywolf666]

That's why I became a social worker. I've seen how much the system goes after people who don't know how to navigate things. I let all of my people know to call me if they ever get caught up.

[u/portablebiscuit → u/Lunafairywolf666]

Same reason why sex offender registries don’t show a lot of dots in wealthy neighborhoods

[u/Danzibar9000 → u/BigBossAtl]

It’s ok, they’re nurse sharks

[u/English_Joe]

Even if you are 100% confident nothing will go wrong, why would you still do this?

What if there’s a shark under the boat you don’t see? Or one rising fast from the deep leaping out of the water?

Child services should see this.

[u/L3xusLuth3r → u/English_Joe]

What if the kid slips out of your fucking hands!!!???

[u/Beneficial_Being_721 → u/L3xusLuth3r]

What if a shark is deep and launches straight up at the tasty little Chum Tea Bag?

Yea…. Dad ain’t thinking about that one

[u/StarChild083 → u/English_Joe]

It’s also extremely easy to dislocate a child’s shoulder this way. Fools all the way around.

[u/powerhammerarms → u/StarChild083]

Yeah under age 5 this is considered a no-no. Realistically probably nothing will happen but you're definitely taking a risk when you shouldn't

[u/Anonymous_32 → u/English_Joe]

Or what if there are no sharks and you drop your kid into the ocean under a boat

[u/Boonedogg1988 → u/Anonymous_32]

They sink so fast too, idk why

[u/ajt425 → u/Boonedogg1988]

They don’t know how to swim or keep themselves afloat

[u/PuffedRabbit → u/ajt425]

Stíll, blubber and air should keep them floating, Lest they evacuate all their air suddenly and make themselves not buoyant...

(Remembers infants and tots tend to cry their lungs out)

Well shit

[u/WINDMILEYNO → u/ajt425]

Its weird, because people throw them into pools all the time to teach swimming. I wonder if thats abuse disguised as technique, that just happens to work out sometimes

[u/jkrobinson1979 → u/WINDMILEYNO]

Babies actually take to water very easily. Some will ever paddle around naturally if they are coordinated enough. They associate it with their recent time in the womb. But no one is just yeeting them into pools unattended. You have to have someone in there with them for it to be safe.

[u/jkrobinson1979 → u/Boonedogg1988]

Took me losing 3 of them to finally realize this

[u/Dependent_Title_1370 → u/English_Joe]

I've swam with sharks they are generally pretty easy going because they don't recognize humans as food. Given my experience with sharks and what I know of them I still would not fucking do this since there is always a chance for them to behave unexpectedly given that they are wild fucking animals.

[u/RCMike_CHS → u/Dependent_Title_1370]

They will chomp on damn near anything. They've been found with a barrel of gun powder in their gut. USS Indianapolis, U.S. Navy heavy cruiser that was sunk by a Japanese submarine on July 30, 1945, shortly after delivering the internal components of the atomic bombs that were later dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan. Up to 900 men initially survived the sinking, but many succumbed to shark attacks, dehydration, and salt poisoning as they awaited rescue; only 316 were saved.

[u/brunohedgerow → u/RCMike_CHS]

Watched a movie about this event as a kid, and that shit is probably what gave me my phobia of deep water. Jaws was fun, this was not

[u/RCMike_CHS → u/brunohedgerow]

I remember seeing on TV too. I was told about it by a vet sailor when I was a kid, among other WWII tidbits of knowledge.

[u/FaithfulDowter → u/Dependent_Title_1370]

There's also the risk of dropping the kid. I mean, Michael Jackson was excoriated for holding his kid over a balcony for photos.

[u/Slumbergoat16 → u/English_Joe]

You know damn well child services isn’t doing anything if you are rich enough to own a boat

[u/ParsleySnipps → u/Slumbergoat16]

"We're sorry, but the incident was in international waters, so we can't intervene."

[u/Slumbergoat16 → u/ParsleySnipps]

“There will be a small fine of 5 cents to be paid which can be rebated later. Sorry for the inconvenience”

[u/FaithfulDowter → u/Slumbergoat16]

I mean, there's a long list of men already in a particular File (starting with E and ending with -pstein) that nobody seems to care about prosecuting, so I think you're right.

[u/portablebiscuit → u/Slumbergoat16]

Maybe not but a future divorce attorney would love it

[u/ultranothing → u/Slumbergoat16]

As someone who has business contracts with our state DCF, I’d say that that doesn’t matter. They take kids out of wealthy homes also, if their living conditions permit it. You can be both well-off and a shitty parent.

[u/finalexit → u/English_Joe]

Yeah I've watched sharks come out of nowhere to rip a hooked fish in half and there's no way this guy could react fast enough to prevent it.

[u/Royal_No → u/English_Joe]

Why do this? Because the guy has other kids and realizes he cant handle an extra.

[u/Green_Apprentice → u/English_Joe]

Imagine having to explain to your child why they are missing a leg later on in life. Oof...

[u/skyHawk3613]

I love my children so much, I would never willingly put them in any sort of danger. This is disgusting and reckless

[u/portablebiscuit → u/skyHawk3613]

I don’t even care for my kids much and would never consider doing this

[u/cafeteriastyle → u/portablebiscuit]

Lmao

[u/Danirebelyell → u/portablebiscuit]

I don't even have kids and would never consider doing this

[u/thelvegod → u/Danirebelyell]

If you ever have kids and want me to do this to them, would you look me up?

[u/Aggravating-Echo8014 → u/skyHawk3613]

I wont even put my kids on social media. Crazy how dumb people are now for a few “likes”

[u/Buscandomiyagi → u/skyHawk3613]

Yo same here man. Even just the thought of doing anything to them is enough to make my stomach hurt. Then ask myself why such a thought would even cross my mind.

[u/ultranothing → u/Buscandomiyagi]

Dude, I care enough about kids in general that this is absolutely horrific to witness.

[u/Lovemestalin → u/skyHawk3613]

I hate children as a concept, I never want kids and I don’t want to be anywhere near kids. I still think this is disgusting and reckless

[u/barkatthedroon → u/Lovemestalin]

a concept?

[u/tschloss → u/skyHawk3613]

Even without sharks. Even with a smartphone or camera I would always consider “oops”.

[u/NAiLs00]

This has a "Michael Jackson dangling his kid over a 4th floor balcony" vibe. Idiotic to say the least.

[u/MickeyMgl → u/NAiLs00]

Makes MJ look responsible by comparison.

[u/Lanky_Ad_2802 → u/NAiLs00]

This is far worse imo

[u/currentlyRedacted]

This has to get back to him in some way. Somebody knows this kid and should report them immediately. Holy fucking fuck!

[u/MickeyMgl → u/currentlyRedacted]

Seems like weekend dad behavior. This guy has (or should have) only supervised visitation.

[u/DatGreenGuy]

I pity the kid but his dad should find out

[u/smoklahoman_gmc → u/DatGreenGuy]

straight to jail

[u/Spock-1701]

Call child protective services.

[u/DirtyRoller → u/Spock-1701]

They have no authority in international waters!

[u/elocoetam → u/DirtyRoller]

Call International Water Child Protective Services!

[u/AnAverageAvacado → u/elocoetam]

International Mer-child protective services!

[u/exceive → u/DirtyRoller]

Yeah, but that parent will eventually be on land. And stepping on land doesn't suddenly give people common sense.
A bad parent on the water is almost certainly also a bad parent on land.

CPS isn't investigating crimes, they are assessing parenting. This may not be evidence that somebody did a specific crime, this is definitely evidence that somebody is a dangerous parent.

[u/Ironclad-Moose]

"dad tell me again how I lost my legs when I was a baby" "well son I was dangling you into shark infested waters for internet views, it was totally epic bro"

[u/Dansinnervoice]

Please someone tell me this is AI generated....for the love of god.

[u/SugarStunted → u/Dansinnervoice]

I want to believe this is AI, but I also know that people are stupid enough to do this shit.

[u/Dansinnervoice → u/SugarStunted]

Agreed...it does look bloody real.

[u/ProfilerXx → u/Dansinnervoice]

Video is exactly 15 seconds long so that's a giveaway

[u/Notte_di_nerezza → u/Dansinnervoice]

Rarely have I wanted so badly for something to be AI.

[u/sniperd2k → u/Dansinnervoice]

I'm guessing so. I've seen some really good ai stuff recently.

[u/bpows → u/sniperd2k]

And by good you mean bad. Very bad.

[u/Dansinnervoice → u/bpows]

Yup very bad - IF it is AI (I hope it is) you know there will be some idiots who try to copy it in real life.

[u/ssquirt1]

If that were my kid, I’d divorce his ass and show this video in court when going for full custody.

[u/Gurberking]

No fucking way

[u/iboreddd]

Perfect parenting

[u/DrSpaceman667]

Reminds me of that video where the guy has a shark in the boat, and somehow it latches on to his finger, twists around, and falls into the water. The guy says 'well, I just lost my pinky.'

Animals are unpredictable. Insane they were stupid enough to post this video online. Hope it's AI.

[u/smol_homeslice]

My jaw is on the floor, dude. Jail. Immediately, jail.

[u/th3_ac1d]

Pretty sure this is chargeable child abuse/endangerment..

[u/DrJohnIT]

Who needs chum when you have a 👶 ?

[u/MaleNurseMurse]

Dumb on so many levels 😑

[u/No_Object_4355]

That guy has clearly never seen Jaws.

[u/iRngrhawk]

Please tell me they lost custody after this

[u/Routine-Horse-1419]

OMG WTF! Child endangerment!

[u/SirLeoritch]

WTF

[u/dr3wfr4nk]

Just some casual child endangerment

[u/Environmental-Ad915]

so many wrong things with this one

[u/Reese9951]

How did the human race become so goddamn dumb?

[u/RancherQueen → u/Reese9951]

Too many safeguards.

[u/Poonsai → u/RancherQueen]

100%

[u/powerhammerarms → u/RancherQueen]

Definitely. We became too smart and kept the dummies alive. I can call them dummies because they're my people

[u/Niotee]

WTF

[u/Alt_aholic]

Sharks aside, without even a life jacket on the kid this is gross negligence

[u/ekGriffon]

Someone tell me that this shit is AI....

[u/KENT427]

Un....fucking....believable

[u/gypsysniper9]

Everyone knows babies taste like shit.

[u/Long-Gur2364]

Tryna release some shark sugar

[u/Elek7]

High risk no reward

[u/LuckyReception6701]

Who in the holy mother of fuck sees sharks, that yes are overly satanized but still perfectly capable of devouring a human being with no issue, and thinks: "You know what? I'm gonna dunk my baby in the water they are swimming in"

[u/JJQuantum]

Child endangerment.

[u/Patralgan]

This is ai, right? No way anyone would do that fr

[u/AtomicShart9000]

Im assuming this is AI, right? Right???

[u/VonBrewskie]

"Oh they're ____ sharks! Everyone is overreacting!" Which of course, is the point. Even this comment I'm making right here. This is what they want. If this is real, what a stupid thing to do.

[u/Doodleschmidt]

Makes Michael Jackson look like a saint.

[u/lagrange_james_d23dt]

This actually makes me mad

[u/MickeyMgl]

Idiot dad makes Michael Jackson seem not so bad.

[u/CatsandShame]

What in the actual f&ck is this shithead doing?!!

[u/PeppyMinotaur]

Sharks and water aside just holding dude by the arms like that makes me cringe. My wife had both her arms pulled out of the socket as a kid when her parents picked her up like this

[u/BungeeGump]

This is actually insane. Even if you don’t consider the sharks and open water, I would never dangle my kid by holding just his hands. That’s a dislocation waiting to happen.

[u/DCT8R]

What exactly was the upside of this dumbassery?

[u/KccOStL33]

What the fuck did I just watch.

[u/darren86420]

Might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in my life holy shit

[u/StevieInCali]

Ok I just watched a child abuse video

[u/Serafim91]

Holy shit ... This might take the cake for dumbest thing I've ever seen. Beating honorable mentions such as shooting yourself in the eye with a firework and doing pull ups on the side of a building alone then can't get up.

[u/A_Cat_Typingg]

What in the Michael Jackson?

[u/senshiosilence]

I think we hit an absolute new level of stupid here. You are literally taunting an apex predator with a baby.

[u/SachiFaker]

He shouldn't be left alone with a child.

[u/slayer991]

This has gotta be AI, right? RIGHT!??!?!

[u/hundredgrandpappy]

Amos Moses

[u/m0rbius]

Father of the year.

[u/ats1788]

This is fucked up

[u/Foe_sheezy]

Dumb shit rich people do.

If they lose that one, they'll just go get another one.

[u/Medium-Quiet-4248]

Yeah, don't fucking do that.

[u/JenVixen420]

Um....turning your kid into bait is child abuse or endangerment.... Right???? Both of my children died bc I was too sick to carry them and this asshole is doing this with theirs. Enough Reddit for today.

[u/HipKat2000]

Wonder how long it took for CPS to take the kid after this was posted

[u/Badluckwithlove]

Call CPS

[u/LDA-1994]

Baby shark doo doo doo doo ?

[u/CarnyRider1991]

Makes me really mad…🤬

[u/Cloverhart]

Remove the sharks. This is still dumb. What if something bumps the boat, what if you get an arm cramp? It would be so easy to drop the baby.

I was at a wnba game recently and people were walking around with their baby hanging face down on their arms. It seemed like such an unnecessary risk

[u/belowsealevel504]

wtf

[u/flopsychops]

Baby sharkbait, doo doo di doodoodoo

[u/renb8]

This is a teaching moment in Australia. When your kid leaves a wet bathroom or kitchen benchtop, dunk them several times in the sharks’ food bowl IE the ocean and use their wee torsos to stir the sea - then remind them that sharks will come and live in wet bathrooms and on wet kitchen benchtops. Bitey sharks. Very bitey sharks.

[u/BennieTheBull]

Wth is going on here. Who is this POs dad

[u/LordNeko6]

Pretty sure thats abuse

[u/greatgeezer]

That man needs a good sm*ck upside his head.

[u/f0gl3tx_X]

This seems ill advised

[u/shhhdidyousmellthat]

Holy shit! Michael Jackson dangled HIS baby over a balcony and almost got canceled. This is f'n CRAZY!!!

[u/BulletTrain4]

Some people don’t deserve children! This makes me feel ill 😓

[u/tennezzee88]

this has to be AI

[u/king_platypus → u/tennezzee88]

That’s my thought too. Ain’t no way.

[u/willtheadequate]

Michael Jackson only held his kid over a balcony for a split second and held the child under their armpits. I feel this counts as much worse on all accounts

[u/somerandomshmo]

CPS needs to have a long conversion with dad

[u/happyanathema]

Is this Michael Jackson reincarnated or something?

[u/asetrella]

Do people not realize how agile sharks are ?

[u/Misalem]

...

[u/StickmanEG]

But the guy’s arrested now, right?

[u/spacemantodd]

What if your wet hands slip and you drop the baby? Even without sharks, babies don’t naturally float… seems like a CPS visit waiting to happen. If the El Capitan dad is getting a CPS visit, my bet is these people will too.

[u/Shezawildone]

I cannot have children... And these kids are given to the ones that can....

[u/Mega_Trix]

Just. Fucking. Why???????

[u/AnonImus18]

Wtf?! This person doesn't love their child. Why would you take the chance?!

[u/Altruistic_Ad_9867]

Wrong person on the Wrong side of the boat

[u/RCMike_CHS]

We just saw an idiot get killed by jumping into a tiger enclosure. You'd think those in a zoo would be much more habituated! Not so much! If you dangle a kid in front of a hungry black, brown, grizzly, polar bear or large cat, they will eat it. Grizzlies or polar bears will fuck you up regardless.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Belt360]

I would love to grab the dad and dangle him over by his sideburns... F*!?whit...

[u/ChileConCaveman]

The way the audio sounds. It sounds like shitty quality Ai Audio.

[u/RaisinBranKing]

Praying this is AI

[u/ptl73]

And just like that I hate people again

[u/shrek3onDVDandBluray]

That’s very disturbing. I hope this video is AI, even though it doesn’t seem like it.

[u/Ag3ntspace]

Throw him in jail!

[u/KittyKatzB]

This made my heart start racing. This is such a STUPID unnecessary thing to do.

[u/Cultural-Company282]

Even if the sharks aren't there, that's stupid. What happens if you drop the baby and he gets a lung full of water and sinks like a rock? Sure, you can "probably" dive in quickly enough to grab him, but it's not 100%.

[u/Aeroblazer9161]

I thought MJ was dead

[u/Pirate_Candy17]

Some people don’t deserve autonomy, not when they’re shitty, selfish and have no common sense.

[u/ViceroyInhaler]

Seems like AI slop.

[u/EnvironmentEuphoric9]

This is disgusting.

[u/RicketyRyan1]

Sharks only bite when you touch their private parts

[u/stodolak]

Dad, fuck. You.

- son

[u/Stuffed_deffuts]

Amos Moses

[u/Bobbygreys]

So fucking stupid

[u/Karona_]

The fuck

[u/Latterlol]

This person has never seen a shark eat a seel before….. and it shows…

[u/paulrhino69]

Poor kid!! Way to young to remember this maybe wait till their 4 or 5 at least

[u/MesozOwen]

I can’t watch this.

[u/FaithfulDowter]

Has this kid been removed yet?

[u/Whoudini13]

The most dangerous shark in the world is right there....you'll never see it

[u/jpop19]

Really hope those are nurse sharks...

[u/BottledFizzyCoffee]

Doesn’t have to be a shark. Have you ever seen a grouper eating a large fish? One of those could easily swallow that kid in a gulp and disappeared down to the depths.

[u/Nearby_Ad_8811]

Baby about to be aquaman whether he likes it or not

[u/twistedsister78]

Michael Jackson started the baby dangling trend

[u/Rath_Brained]

Dangling a child above carnivores should be considered child endangerment.

[u/kconnors]

Epstein?

[u/Spiritual_Bridge84]

Disgusting. If the baby slipped then what. Hope this man gets infamous. He should never be around a child again whether it’s his or not.

[u/CoopLoop32]

Anyone remember when Michael Jackson held his child over a balcony rail and every lost their minds? I'm thinking this is much worse.

[u/GGTaxo]

What the actual fuck did I just watch? In a functioning society, this twat would have been stripped of any child's custody and thrown in prison without trial!

[u/milventures]

Morons

[u/intoTHEvoid646]

The fuck man? Why?

[u/mouseisnotamouse]

WTAF!?!?!?! What a fucking damn idiot. It just takes one minor stupid move and that babies in the water. Even if the sharks don’t attack he’s drowning.

[u/SoyEseVato]

Idiots like him walk among us.

[u/mcspicyFTW-YOUTUBE]

This is so fon dumb. Wtf man

[u/motherofdragonpup]

This makes me so angry 😡

[u/Character-Log3962]

Baby.Shark.

[u/Kingcrunk529]

Absolutely disgusting

[u/mopar-or-no_car]

What in the actual fuck...... where's a fucking life jacket ?

[u/HytBHyde]

Should this be on the “what a dumb fuck” subreddit? Or “babysitting tips”?

[u/the_doughboy]

Mmmm Baby, the other other white meat.

[u/DanfromCalgary]

Alright sir calm down .. tell us what happened
Well I was making a video for the gram and you know i was dangling my infant child over shark infested waters and .. you know what lol when I say it aloud it sounds crazy . Well wouldn’t you know right as I was brining him in the shark caught just a little bit of his leg and well you know the rest

[u/skinnypuppy23]

These parents should have their child permanently taken away!! Wtf!

[u/thelvegod]

I feel sorry for the sharks. That is like dangling a McRib to a redneck and snatching it back. Animal cruelty.