r/notinteresting • u/Opening-Tonight8669 • 10h ago

That's not a jail btw

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u/Deacon-Doe 10h ago

Didn’t think it was but ok

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u/Common-Accountant-57 10h ago

There’s nothing soft in jail. Or colorful, just cold grey and hardness. Food sucks and smells like balls, I do not recommend. Around here anyway.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 10h ago

And the dementors who suck your soul out ya body

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u/Common-Accountant-57 10h ago

Yeah. Bad deal.

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 10h ago

aww, i only got guards who tortured me in way that violate human rights/ the Geneva convention! 😞 lol... wish that was a joke! 🤷

🤔 maybe next time!

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u/Lepke2011 9h ago

You've never seen Halden Prison in Norway. They even give the inmates access to sharp knives to cook with!

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u/Common-Accountant-57 9h ago

I think I saw that on YouTube. It’s not like that around here. We got one plastic broken spork thing to use for a month, and if it got lost you are screwed. Everything was turkey parts. Or soy protein. Discussing

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u/OddGoofBall 10h ago

The closest door is open, the skeletons in your closet need their collagen treat again. Don't forget to take them sungazing every once in a while.

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u/haubenmeise 10h ago

I've been in there for ages!!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (Please bring donuts)

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u/OddGoofBall 10h ago

Totally unacceptable, we will have to call Ghostbusters to raid OP's jail cell, I mean bedroom.

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u/okiedokiesmokieman 5h ago

And they use bones as money

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u/DoesntMatterEh 10h ago

Looks nothing like a jail cell lol

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u/Lepke2011 10h ago

Only someone in jail would want me to believe this isn't a jail. Nice try, OP!

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u/Rattlecruiser 10h ago

is it more of a long-term interrogation chamber?

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 10h ago

my cell was bigger 😄

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u/Mijman 9h ago

South Asia?

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u/Kappa_God 9h ago

I am guessing you live in one of the lucky countries where jails aren't a hellhole?

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u/PowerTulip 9h ago

It looks actually rather cozy and quiet. A good place to kick back and get some shut-eye. :)

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u/1Azooz 9h ago

led lights are dirt cheap and can make this place significantly better.

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u/Opening-Tonight8669 9h ago

I ain't paying shit for government 1900s dorms