r/okmatewanker • • 2d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž I can't decide if this aged like fine wine or rotten sour cream

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139 Upvotes

Context: โ€œJust a Prince Who Can't Say Noโ€ is a song from Spitting Image that pokes fun at then-Prince Andrew's sexual escapades.


r/okmatewanker • • 3d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž has Keir Starmer stunt double got a new job?

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736 Upvotes

Keir Starmer stunt double spotted?has


r/okmatewanker • • 4d ago

tea time โ˜• โ˜• โ˜• In honour of Russel Brandโ€™s sex pest trial starting, letโ€™s remember this moment when Piers Morgan shut the f up for 2 minutes and it resulted in the best moment of his entire career ๐Ÿ™

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1.6k Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 4d ago

ingerlund ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Drew some Barrys

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r/okmatewanker • • 4d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Please rise for the Essex Anthem

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74 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 4d ago

Freddoโ€™s used to be 5p lads ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ Too soon mate, too soon

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115 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

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73 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

Freddoโ€™s used to be 5p lads ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ Just what the fuck was this cunts problem

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62 Upvotes

I blame andy burnham


r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

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70 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง And this is why it's worth keeping the TV license

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971 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐Ÿ˜ญ You call it art, I call it life

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559 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งgenitalman๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ Tips needed

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26 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 6d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž Andy Andy Save me Andy

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303 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 6d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž worth 10 marks

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222 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 7d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ‘ถ XD

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1.2k Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 9d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐Ÿ˜ญ A lot to unpack here

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312 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 14d ago

Least Insane Caller On LBC ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿพ I forgot she existed, and further forgot that she wrote this

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204 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 15d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐Ÿ˜ญ Crying in the club rn

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1.1k Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 16d ago

ingerlund ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Live every day with the confidence of the Restore losers canvassing Holborn & St Pancras atm. Never let anyone tell you that your goals are too delusional. Believe in yourself like this fucking guy.

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485 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 17d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งgenitalman๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ Torpedoed his marriage behind a Greggs

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97 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 17d ago

โ€˜mercian๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ”ซ I for one welcome our new overlord Lenny Henry

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2.6k Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 17d ago

The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos He's bouncing back

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707 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 18d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Justified

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736 Upvotes

๐Ÿ‘


r/okmatewanker • • 19d ago

ingerlund ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Youโ€™re laughing??

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988 Upvotes

But these are are finest. The elite. Carp dee โ€˜em


r/okmatewanker • • 20d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐Ÿ˜ญ Can't even assault 3 people without Bozo Burnham 'aving thon bloody geztapo on ya

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434 Upvotes

Honestly its like living in nazi china, what are we supposed to do without are middle class thugs?