r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/creepyoldlurker • 7d ago

Sad one 😢

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u/e-zimbra 7d ago

While it's sad, it gives me fresh perspective that people can and do find boyfriends / girlfriends even at 84 and 89. Wow.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 7d ago

And Reddit will be like “he’s grooming you!!1!”

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u/Tigress_Solaris 7d ago

r/AmIOverreacting

"My 84F boyfriend 89M didn't say bless you after I sneezed, I'm thinking about breaking up. AIOR?"

Reddit: ABSOLUTELY NOT OVERREACTING! DUMP HIM! IF HE DIDN'T SAY BLESS YOU AFTER YOU SNEEZED I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HE'D BE LIKE IF YOU GOT SICK AND DIED. WOULD HE FEEL BAD BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SAY BLESS YOU? PROBABLY NOT. GIRL YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT!

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u/joshuahtree 7d ago edited 7d ago

ABBSOLUTLY THIS. I ONCE HAD A BOYFRIEND (WE WERE JUST FWB BUT I KIND OF THOUGHT OF HIM AS MY BOYFRIEND) WHO DIDN'T SAY BLESS YOU ONE TIME AFTER I SNEEZED AND ONE TEAR LATER I FOUND OUT HE WAS A SERIAL KILLER WHO TARGETED PEOPLE WITH DOGS. I WAS LUCKY I CIT CONTACT (WHENT NO CONTACT) WHEN I DID BECAUSE HE TRIED TO GASLIGHT ME AND TELL ME THAT HE WAS SET UP SO I TOOK THE NEXT FLIGHT BACK VEN THOUGH IT WAS ALMOST 1000$

EDIT: SPELLING

EDIT 2: TO CLARIFY I LEFT BECAUSE I COULDN'T VE NEAR ANYONE WHO WOULD HURT A DOG (HE ALSO REALLY LIKED FIREWORKS AND FLYOVERS SO HE WAA ALREADY ON RHIN ICR)

EDIT 3: SPELLING

EDIT 4: OP JUST CLARIFIED IN ANOTHER COMMENT THAT THE REASON THAT HE DIDN'T BLESS HER WAS THAT SHE HAD CUT HIS TOUNGE OUT OFF HIS MOUTH AND TYDE AND GAGGED HIM YTA OP YOUR JUST LIKE MY EX FIONCAY AND PROBABLY HURT DOGS TOO

EDIT 5: THANK YOU KIND STRANGER FOR MY FIRST EVER REDDIT AWARD

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u/Seattlecranes 7d ago

OMG this is such a spot on reply/chain of events.

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u/Tigress_Solaris 7d ago

LMFAO the accuracy!

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u/Silvedl 6d ago

That age gap, oh my god! He was still doing the Charleston when you were dancing the Jitterbug!

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 7d ago

I burst out laughing at this. So fucking true.

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u/ConspiracyConifer 3d ago

My brain is broken. I read this as “gooning”

Edit: added quotes

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u/goat_penis_souffle 7d ago

THR CALL IS CUMING FROM INSIDE TBR HOUSE OOHHH SKARRY STORY

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u/BirdInFlight301 7d ago

I know a 94 year old woman who is having a fling with a 100 yr man. In her words, you are never too old to fall in love.

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u/ooomellieooo 7d ago

My dad died at 71 but he was banging anything that would stay still and say yes right up until the day before lol

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

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u/No_Cook2983 7d ago

THE MOST BEST BOYFRIENDS ARE 69❤️

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u/e-zimbra 7d ago

YIM YUM

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u/Thrasher9294 7d ago

Rember best sex Marie and me had was 69 on the picjleball court

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u/Thick_Pillar227 7d ago

Is this item still available?

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u/FTFaffer 7d ago

69s at 69?? Asking for a friend

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u/missiongoalie35 7d ago

Geriatrics have an increasing rate of STDs. Some data from NIH

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u/FTFaffer 7d ago

Yes. I hear the Villages in Florida are awash in untreated STDs

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u/ProfessorGumble 6d ago

NOT JUST THE VILLAGERS FLORIDAS FULL OF STUDS

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u/DaveAndCheese 4d ago

I AWASH EVERYTHING IN BLEECH SINCE NORMAN GOT THE BOWL PROBLEMS

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 6d ago

I USE TO DRIVE A CHEWY BLAZER WITH STD TRANS,,,U CANO'T HARDLEY FIND THERM NOW

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u/Isgortio 7d ago

My grandad found a girlfriend in his 80s, and so did his friend. His friend moved across the country to be with her and then died after 2 years, my grandad got dementia and completely forgot about his girlfriend. Must be difficult at that age.

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u/motherofcunts 7d ago

My auntie married her high school sweetheart in her 70’s. They were both widowed & grandparents by that time. He might actually have been a great grandpa, I’m not sure because I didn’t meet much of his family. He was her first love but 3rd husband.

Anyhow, it was adorable. Gives a lot of hope too...

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u/OxycontinEyedJoe 7d ago

I've got a friend who's in his late 70s now and he recently got remarried after his wife died 10 or so years ago.

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u/ebolaRETURNS 6d ago

And the post is vastly more literate than 90 percent of posts from 65-75 year olds.

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u/KneadAndPreserve 6d ago

I worked in a nursing home and I saw lots of connections. I even saw a couple get engaged in their 90s and they both got the same rash “down there” so I have to assume they were… busy.

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u/LittleBoiFound 6d ago

Faith in humanity restored.

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u/Arbok-Obama 5d ago

Bro I work with aging people in a hospital, and since I’m in rehabilitation, there are certain movements and positions that open us up to inappropriate comments throughout sessions.

The 70+ gang is as rabid as I remember teens being in high school, they just have less reliable equipment all around. Suffices to say, you can absolutely find relationships or buddies for bumping uglies at all ages.

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u/yuckyuckmuckmuck1234 7d ago

This is sad, and I can’t be snarky on this one. These old folks were out here on a cross country trip really living. It takes something to do that at that age.

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u/ul2006kevinb 7d ago edited 7d ago

I mean TBH there are worse ways to go. I assume these people cared about each other, so he was with a person he loved at the end, and was obviously getting the most out of life (how many 80 year olds are doing road trips?) so maybe that's better than if he had spent the last 5 years sitting at home but maybe living a few years longer in the process

My grandfather used to LOVE riding his bike for hours around our city. One day a couple of years before he died I went riding with him and during the ride i discovered that his vision was MUCH worse than we thought it was and his idea of crossing the street safely was inching out slowly and expecting people to stop for the old man on the bike, which they always did.

I considered telling his wife this, and putting an end to his bike riding for his own safety, but figured that even if something were to happen to him it was still better than him just sitting at home all day being miserable but potentially living longer.

Thankfully, he didn't die in a bicycle accident or I'd probably still feel guilty about it lol

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u/MoistStub 6d ago

It scares me to know there are people that old behind the wheel. You just don't have the reaction time to deal with curveballs anymore.

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u/yuckyuckmuckmuck1234 6d ago

I know there are some dangerous old people out there behind the wheel, but so are dangerous inexperienced teen drivers. And middle age drivers not paying attention. I don’t think it’s right to demonize old people behind the wheel because not all are terrible (I get there are a lot). Let’s be honest, it’s always dangerous to be out on the roads no matter the age group.

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u/MoistStub 6d ago

I suppose, but old people scare me especially. You will encounter unpredictable, unavoidable situations with the need to react quickly and old folks just don't have the same ability to process and execute quickly. The bigger issue to me though is that people generally do not give up their license until something happens that makes them realize they don't have what it takes anymore. That moment should never happen on the road where people could die. And then there are the old folks who know they don't have it anymore and keep driving anyways out of stubbornness. But that is a separate kettle of fish.

Realistically I think everyone should be required to get recertified every 5 to 10 years, possibly less for older folks. Everyone would benefit from being reminded of how you are supposed to drive. Everyone would benefit from dangerous drivers being filtered out.

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u/Ok_Replacement4702 7d ago

I WILL REMEMBER HIM NEXT TIME I GET MY FILET OF FISH WITH COFFEE AFTER BINGO

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u/Farucci 7d ago

I WIIL ORDER A HAPPY MEAL NEXT TIME IM THEIR TO REMEMBERED HIM. GOBBLESS

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u/TrendySpork order corn 7d ago

I WON A TRAVEL MUG AT BINGO AND THEN I WENT OUT FOR BRUNCH

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u/termina_inconsolable 7d ago

Kinda weird to make jokes on this one. Rest in peace old timer.

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u/sketchymedic 6d ago

Also, good job Tesla.

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u/Reguladr 6d ago

*when self driving is far safer than the human alternative

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u/raison__detre 7d ago

SAD TO HEAR IT. MY DONALD DIED 14 YEARS AGO. STILL MISS HIS SMELLY FEET.

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 7d ago

NOW THAT HES DEAD CAN HE PLEASE RETURN MY HEDGE TRUMMERS?

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u/PabloPicasshooole 7d ago

YOU KIN HALF EARLENE'S OLD VYBRATER? BLESS HER HART!!

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u/ao17330 7d ago

MY 89 CAROLA STILL RUNS GRATE

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u/alldaydiver 7d ago

BUY AMERCAN NEXT TIME, IF THERE IS NEXT TIME BURT. RIP AND LOL TO MICKEY D’S PERSON

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u/thebigboogalo 7d ago

HI IS THIS STILL ALVABLE??

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u/KrisPBacon26 7d ago

Jesus this is just sad.

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u/Ill-Percentage-3276 7d ago

All I can think is that that is a really great time that he got to have before dying. One of the lucky ones.

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u/cumaboardladies 6d ago

That Big Mac was HITTIN

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u/LawyerDoge coward 7d ago

I JUST WANT TO REPORT I AM 86 YEAR MAN. I CAN NOT EAT MACDONAL ANY MORE ON ACCOUNT OF MY BLOOD PLEASSURE,, I AM SORRY ABOUT YOURE FRIEND LAST TIME I ATE MACDOUGAL IS MARCH 5 1998

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u/DigitalUnlimited 7d ago

THEY WOULDN'T NOT GIVE ME MY SEENYUR DISCOUNT 25¢ COFFEE SAID IT'S A DOLLAR NOW I SAID NO I'M OLD GIVE ME 25 CENT COFFEE THEY SAID NO AND CALL THE POLICE, ONE STAR DO NOT RECOMMEND

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u/Osklington I do not give Facebook permission 7d ago

MACKDONBLS COFFE TASTES LIKE MY EX-WIFES POOPER ON TACO TUESDAY ANYWAY SO WHO CARES

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u/DigitalUnlimited 7d ago

WHOOP DE POO

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u/Iguessimonredditnow Put your TITS away. It's put me off my breakfast 7d ago

THE COMPUTER SCREEN MAKES ME DIZZILY

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u/toben81234 DISCUSTING 7d ago

RIP IN PEACE GOBBLES 😂🤣😹 😭😢💔💔🥺

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u/voujon85 7d ago

this one feels wrong guys it's pretty sad

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u/Noxodium 7d ago

Nobody should be driving at 89

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u/e-zimbra 7d ago

He was on foot.

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u/IWantToBuyAVowel 7d ago

Until he wasn't (I am a monster who deserves hell, poor old guy)

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u/Not_Joe_Cool 7d ago

He was walking up the curb and fell backwards from the slope

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u/Thick_Pillar227 7d ago

WATCH, THAT SASS YUNG LADDY!!! I KNEW YORE MEEMAW IN THE HOLLER,,,

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u/igotitnowokay 7d ago

Tesla FSD, honestly all old people should get Tesla

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 7d ago

@

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u/FTFaffer 7d ago

Don’t delay chasin’ those dreams fellow olds. (Also, my ER doc son in law drills into my head all the time that falls after 70 are often life changing in terrible ways.)

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 6d ago

My dad is a retired OT who worked in geriatrics. He said that breaking a hip was a death sentence for most and to keep up my body as best I can to avoid such a fate.

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u/Free-While-2994 7d ago

MACDONOLD GIVE NE HEARBURN!!! BAD FOR HEALTH TO MY SUGGARS GO WAYUP. SORRY ABOUT YOURE BOYFREND DID THE TESAL KNOCK HIM OVER .? WHEN IS TH EF FRUNAREL I WULL BRING MY FAMOUS MARCADONI SALLAD.

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u/Itchy-Armpits Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 7d ago

GLAD THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR NEW CAR DIANE PLEASE BUY AMERICAN NEXT TIME THOUGH

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u/Omega_art 7d ago

My Tesla did great but my friend died. Who writes like that?

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u/sketchymedic 6d ago

Someone who makes a joke post that so many people here seem to be taking seriously.

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 7d ago

LOL TO YOU

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u/bodhidharma132001 7d ago

TESLA KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!!!

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u/HotelOne blue cheese has mold in it 7d ago

SORY HIS REGENTTIVE BREAKING DINT REGENTERATE! GOOD LUK ON TH BF SERCH! GOBBLES AND LOL’S TO TH FAMBLY!!! 👴🏼🦪👌🏼

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u/giddycat50 7d ago

MY FRIEND DIED, BUT THANK YOU TESLA!

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u/No_Bingo_Card 6d ago

Imagine dying going into a McDonald's

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 6d ago

Or dying from a fairly minor fall. Bumping your head shouldn’t kill you like that. Getting old and rickety as hell is a nightmare.

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u/FingerpistolPete 1 like = 1 amen 7d ago

REST IN ‘’PIECE”” NOW HE IS AN ANGLE IN HEAVEN👼

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u/mediocrerhino 7d ago

Is this still available?

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u/oktemplar 7d ago

YIM YUM?!? IS HE STILL AVAILABLE? 🤪

-Edith
Sent from my Buick

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u/Poster_Nutbag207 7d ago

All these 90 year old snowbirds doing cross country road trips stress me out

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u/Wendora15 7d ago

Personally, I probably would have mentioned the death before critiquing the Tesla’s long distance performance, but that’s just me. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Parasore 7d ago

Fuck me, this one is just heartbreaking.

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u/thegooddoktorjones 6d ago

Musk claims another victim.

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 6d ago

IT'S WAS THAT KILLER CLOWN ROLAND MCDOLAND

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u/Tigress_Solaris 7d ago

THIS DOSENT HAPPEN IN A TOYATA AT BURGER KING PHYILLS.

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u/jayhawkjoey65 7d ago

HE DED BUT WE FUN. GO TEESLA. ELAM MUST MAKE FUN RIDE

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 7d ago

MABEL… THE SAME THENG HAPPND TO MY “”BOYFREND” HAROLD ONA CRUSSCUNTRY TRIP, HE DIED WHILE ON THE TERLET AT CRAKKER BARRELL,,… DEAD!!!,,! BUT I NEDED HIS AMEXX SO WE “WEEKEND AT BERNIES’D”/ ACRUSS AMERICA!! - PRESHOUS MAMMORIESS!!,

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u/ShaveTheYeti 7d ago

RIDDIN DIRTY

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u/bangtanutopia 7d ago

😖🫂

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u/Osklington I do not give Facebook permission 7d ago

LOL AND RIP TO HIS FAMILY, GOBBLESS

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u/Craygor 6d ago

Going out in your late 80s at the end of a long and enjoyable road trip with your best squeeze doesn’t sound like a bad way to go.

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u/JustLookinJustLookin 6d ago

GOBBLESS MARIAN. MY JEROME CHOKED TO DEATH ON A MCCHIXKEN SEVERAL YEARS AGI SO I CANT GOR TO MACDONALSS ANYMORE BIT INDO LIKE BARGER KING

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u/mwilkens 6d ago

Gah damn!

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u/McLoughlin1597 6d ago

My stepdad died this exact way just a few months ago. Not at a McDonald’s but he fell back and hit his head. This is really sad. Life is so fragile

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u/Leather_Network4743 order corn 6d ago

ITS SAD WHEN THEY GO YOUNG LIKE THAT

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u/vyunab I do not give Facebook permission 6d ago

REST IN OIECE FRIEND@

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u/AintFrayNoGhost 6d ago

Usually I have to scroll though the CAPS to find an actual response to a post on here.. glad that most of us have empathy. Gobbless

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u/rjross0623 6d ago

DEATH BY SENIOR COFFEE

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u/Borsti17 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 6d ago

LOL.TO.YOU.RE.FAMILY😂😂😂

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u/AintNobodygotime13 6d ago

by the way, he dead 😂

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 6d ago

Poor old dude! wtf! I hate that for him!

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u/Several_Bluejay_406 5d ago

My girlfriends “ Nanny” just recently turned 96 and her boyfriend “ Tony “ is 94 they have been dating for 11 years and still drive from Florida to New York every summer. They both get around better then a lot of people I know in there 60’s 🙏

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 5d ago

EARL DIED. TESLA DIDNT.

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u/MasterChris725 5d ago

Mcdonalds took another brave soldier 🫡

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u/Realistic_Celery_916 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 4d ago

GOBLESS THESE TWO LOVELY PEOPLE. I HOPE THEY ENJOYED A HAPPY VACATION.

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u/DriedUpSquid 3d ago

MY GRANDSON SAYS HE PROBLY DIED LAYING PIPE. WAS HE A PLUMER?

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u/Hopeful_Culture_6448 21h ago

This, burying the lede (lead?). Great trip, saw fun things, had coffee at 12 new Starbucks, my friend fell and hit his head and died, we made it back before the Flower Festival!

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 7d ago

L O L 😂😂😂 SO SAD GOBBLESS

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