r/oldpeoplefacebook • • 3d ago

DIRECTIONS PLEASE

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u/Equivalent-Shine5742 3d ago

MY SISTER HONEY MOON IN RHODE ISLANDS SAID SHE GOT DIARRHEA

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u/DaveAndCheese 3d ago

I HAD DIARYIA WHEN I WAS LITTLE, LUVED WRITING IN IT EVERYWAY. mY BROUTHER STOLE IT AN RED IT.

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

WAS IT INCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC DIARIA

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u/South-Range8401 3d ago

BAWSTINN PLZ

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u/turnpike37 3d ago

HAVE TO TAKE LEFT TURN AT ""ABQUERQUE"" THAT IS CLASSICS COMEDY LINE IF YOU WERENT NOT AWARE!!!!!!!

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u/ludovic1313 3d ago

ONE TIM EI WAS IN SANTA FAY AND TOOK A LEFT AND ENDED UP IN A PLACE CALLED "ABIQUIU" I THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO NAMED IT WANTED TO CALL IT ABUQIERQYE BUT THEY SPELLED IT LIKE AN "UBU" AS THE FURRY KIDS SAY

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u/goat_penis_souffle 3d ago

I LOVE FRICK AN FRACK GRATE MEMAW TOOK US TOO THE BEEJEW TO SEE VAUDEVILLE BEFORE THE MOTION PICKSHUR SHOWS

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 3d ago

TALKS RABBITS AND OTHER ANIMALS ARE NOT IN THE BIBBLE AS FAR AS I KNOW!!! COOMEDY OR NOT IT HAS NO PLACE IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSE HOLD!

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u/Ayotrumpisracist Sederrrdddggff 3d ago

I DOT LIVE IN RODEISKAND DELETE ME FROM HIS GROUP BEFORE I TELL ARTIRNEY GENERALS

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u/combine-tow-monsters 3d ago

MY GRANDSON CHARLES HOUSE.

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u/WorthResolution1880 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 3d ago

NO HE LIVE'S IN ""CONNECTACUT"" NOT ""RODEISLAND"" YOURE MEMORY IS ""GOING"" I TELL YOU WHAT !!!

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u/MaxHasBeenGnomed Yim Yum 3d ago

TELL THE GRANDBABBIES WE SAY HI XOXO

Sent from my iPhone

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u/CheesecakeWild7941 3d ago

I HAVE NOT KEYS IN MONTHS EVER SINCE MY DOGTER IN LAW

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u/stupidsauceboss order corn 3d ago

RODEISLAND ISNT REAL FAMLY GUY MADE IT UP!!!!!

OPIN YOURE EYES PEOPLE!!!!

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 3d ago

"FAMILLY GUY" SHOW IN APPROPRIATE!! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO '3"S CONPANY??'

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u/ProfessorGumble 3d ago

THERESOMES ARE SINFULL! DISCUSSING!

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 2d ago

THE.RE STILL SOMESS OF THAT CAKE?, MAGERTELYUDE WAS AWONDERING HOW TO GET THE MICRO.WEIV TO STOP BEEPUN

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u/Mckilla32 its called advance notice and severance pay tina 3d ago

ITS FOR A CHURCH HONEY!!!

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 3d ago

I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO RODEISLAND PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM YHIS POST

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u/gigi-mondo I am in longitude 0.0 and latitude 0.0, Please help me! 3d ago

CHATNOOGA CHOOCHOO MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA PACQUIAO ⛄️🤗

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u/gigi-mondo I am in longitude 0.0 and latitude 0.0, Please help me! 3d ago

WATCH THE SASS

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u/InfinitePinnacle 3d ago

I DONT NOW ABOUT FORIN LANDS LIKE ANGLAND I ONLY GO TO UNITED STATES 🇱🇷🇱🇷I DONT HAVE A PASSBOOK BECAUSE PASTOR JIM SAYS ITS THE MARK OF THE BEAST

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u/LazyDaizyCandyBrainz NOÒOOÒOOO 3d ago

BE SURE TO TRY THEIR FAMOUS CLAMS! 🦐

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 3d ago

""MY GERALD"" GOT CLAMBS ON A ""BISUNESS TRIP" TO MEXCICO

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u/King_Ralph1 blue cheese has mold in it 3d ago

THAT WAS CRABS AGNES. YOU NO HE HAD THE CRABS AND WE ALL KNO WHARE HE GOT EM FROM THAT SECETARY HE HAD.

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 3d ago

THEYRE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM PAWTUCKET I WENT TO KFC FOR A BUCKET GOT ON A BOAT THEN STARTED TO FLOAT AND SOMEHOW WOUND UP IN NANTUCKET

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u/ChewyBaccus 3d ago

WHICH ONE?

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u/ShaveTheYeti 3d ago

I RODE AN ISLAND IN THE POCANOSE BACK WHEN LYNETTE STILL HAD A GOOD HIP BEFORE THEM OLE ENGLISHTERS TOOK OVER WITH THER CRABS.

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u/ElectronicInstance34 Yim Yum 3d ago

IT NOT EVEN AN ILAND NEITHER BUT GOT ROADS I DROVE THRU PORVIDENTS ON MY WAY TO SEE MELBA AND HER NURSE YIM YUM

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u/sonofphilcollins 3d ago

LOL ITS ROAD ISLAND JUST DRIVE BETSY

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u/Tall-Budget8130 3d ago

IF YOU WANTTO
BUY A NEW RUG ISLAND FROM EGLAND JSUT EMAIL CARPETRIGHT DONT BOTHER US HERE !!!— WER ARE TRYING TO SLEEP /:£!

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u/Powerful_Tip_7260 3d ago

DID YOU TRY THE CRACKER BELL?

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u/DismalSoil9554 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 3d ago

RHODEISLAND IS IN GREASE,,,,NOT ENGLAND,,,YU'OR LOST

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u/MeantNoOffense 3d ago

HOW DO I GET TO PENISLAND

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u/Osklington I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

RODE THAT ISLAND HARD AND PUT IT UP WET JUST LIKE MY DEAD HORSE KENNY RIP KENNY

-sent from my Phillips Bakemaster™ automatic bong