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u/etrane79 2d ago
ALEXSA CALL POLLICE;! THEIR STRANGE CAT AT NANCIS!
- sent from Alberts life alert
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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 2d ago
“””IT””” IS MY CAT MR WHISKERS AND “””HE””” IS SO LARGE BECSUSE JOLEEN THE OFFICE LADY HAS BEEN FEEDING HIM AND DISTRACTING HIM FROM MY CALLS. I CALL INCESSENTLY… “””MR WHISKERS~~~MR WHISKERS””” %€% I CALL INTO THE NOGHT. JOLEEN, YOU MIST CEASE YOUR INTEREFERENCE SO TGAT MR WHISKERS CAN PEAD A NORMAL LIFE!!! HE IS BEING CONFUSED WIG A BONCAT—A FEREL ANIMAL!!! PLEASE STOP OR I WOLL SUO UOU!!!
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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago
JOLENE PLEAEE DONT TAKE MY CAT EVEN THO U CAN
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u/DaveAndCheese 2d ago
ALECTRA PKEASE GOOGLE ""DOLLY PARTON BOOBS"""
I SHORE DO MISS HER GOBBLESS GOBBLESS
-Larry from Searcy AR
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u/Beemo-Noir 2d ago
JOELNE PLEASE DO NOT TALK ABOUT “”“WIL FEREL”””ON MY PHONE, I DO NOT LOKE HIM HE DOSNT GO 2 CHURCH. JERRY DIED BY A ALGIAROR LAST WEDSNDAY WILE PLAYING “”GOLF”” LOL 😝
CORN BREAD RECIPE
HOW CORN BRED GOOGLE
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u/No_Cook2983 2d ago
I SAW TGE EXACT SAME THING TODAY!!!
EXCEPT IT WAS A DOG, AND IT WAS ON A BICYCLE.
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u/bodhidharma132001 2d ago
PETTED CAT. WAS REALLY RACCOON. GOT RABIES.
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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 2d ago
I ALWAYS HAD TRUBBLE WITH RACKOONS BACK WHEN I LIVED IN KENTUKI AS A CHILD. THEY GAV.E MY BROTHER RABIES ROP
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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago
HAROLD HAD THW RABIES BACK IN 96 RIP IN PIEACE
https://giphy.com/gifs/rxYG6rKr0iQla4
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u/Tirty8 2d ago
BE CAREFUL!!!!! YOU MIGHT GET MALLED!
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u/King_Ralph1 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago
WE USED TO GO WALKING AT THE MALL WHERE THEY HAD THEM MARKERS ON THE FLOOR THAT SHOWED HOW FAR YOUD WALKED AND WE GOR FOR ABOUT A MILE IN THE EVENINGS AFTER DINNER BUT MABELS ARTHRITIS STARTED GETTIN TO BAD AND WE HAD TO STOP BUT THEY ALSO STARTED LETTING THEM TEENAGERS HANG OUT AT THE MALL LIKE
IT WAS A PARK OR SOMETHING AND THEY DIDNT HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TOO GO AND OF COURSE WHEN TEENAGERS DONT HAVE NOWHERE TO GO AND NO SUPERVISION YOU NO WHAT HAPPENS THEN I AINT NAMING NO NAMES BUT ITS SHAMEFUL WHAT THEM JOHNSON KIDS WAS UP TO BUT I AINT NO GOSSIP SO ILL JUST SAY THAT.4
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u/vozzov 2d ago
Could be a cat named Bob, my son’s cat is Fred.
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u/Farucci 2d ago
MY FREIND BOBS CAT IS NAMED HENRY WONG.HIS WIFE BETTY LOU IS A NASTY PERSON.SHE SAID MY CASSEROLDS WERNT NOT THAT GOOD.
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u/Temporary-Common-535 2d ago
SORRY BARB YUR CASSEROLD TASTE LIKE SEWAGE
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u/DaveAndCheese 2d ago
U CANT SAY NOTHIN SHARON UR JELLO SALLET @ FIRTH OF FORTH OF jULY 🇬🇧MADE ME SHITE FOUR FOR DAYS!
BUT SIRUSLY BARB YOU'RE SCALPPED POTATOE ARE FERKED
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u/Temporary-Common-535 2d ago
SORRY DAVE THAT MUSTA BEEN THE BABY LACKSATIVES I AKSIDENTLY SPILLT IN IT 😔❤️🌸
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u/Silent_Ad8059 2d ago
MY NEPHEW CRAG SAID THERES A SLENDERMAN IN THE AREA BUT HE WARES NAIL POLUSH AND DRAWS DIRTY PICTURES OF ELFS. DONT KNOW IF I CAN TRUST HIM.
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u/Free-While-2994 2d ago
WE HAD CAT CALLED MUSTASH BECAUS HE HAD A KITTLE MUSTASH HE WAS SO CUTE NOT STRANG LOOKING ATALL. DONT GO OUTSIED HE MITE HAVE RABBIS!
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u/javatimes 2d ago
IT SAID RABBIS MYRTLE
IT IS FOR THE JEWISH CHUCRXH
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u/DaveAndCheese 2d ago
THE jEWISH DONT CALL IT CHERCH ITS DEMPLE OR CINAGOGG! RED A BOOK DOLORES! Æ!
gobless
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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago
I TRYED TO TAKE A PICSURE BUT MY. PHONE GOT HACK,,, THE CAT LOOK LIKE THIS
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u/RolandDeschain84 2d ago
WAS IT MOSTLY WHITE WITH A SMALL BROWN STREAK ON ITS'S RIGHT SIDE? MY REBECCA HAS A SMALL BROWN STREAK ON HER RIGHT SIDE AND SHE IS SOMETIMES A REAL BAD GIRL AND SNEEKS OUTTA THE HOUSE AND I CAN'T FIND HER FOR DAAAAYYYYS. THEN SHE COMES BACK HOME LIKE NUTHIN' AND I CAN'T STAY MAD AT HER. JUST LOOK AT HER CUDDLE-WUDDLE LITTEL FACE!!
ANWAY, I HOPE IT WAS HER CUZ I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN 2 OR 3 MONTHS!
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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago
IF ANY ONE KNOW'S ABOUT ODD LOOKING CAT'S ITS NANCY
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u/Significant-Baby-748 2d ago
A FEW NIGHTS AGO I SEENED WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A WOOLEY MANMOTH OUTSIDE SQUADDING BE HIND MY LAWN CHAIRS AND I GONED OUT THEIR AND IT WAS JUST EARL FROM NEXT DOOR AND I SAID EARL YOU AINT SHAVED YOURE BODY HAIR IN DAYS AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED ON MY PROPERDY TAKING A CARP ON MY LAWN AND EARL SAID THAT HIS WIFE MARTHA KICKED HIM OUT THE HOUSE FOR WATCHING THEM DIRTEY LESBEAN MOVIES ON THE INNERNET AND EARL ASKED IF HE COULD SLEEP IN MY TOOL SHED AND I JUST SPRAYED HIM WITH MY GARTEN HOSE AND TOLDED HIM TO GO HOME AND APPLEJIZE TO MOTHRA