r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 6h ago

Half way through eating a horse, just realised I'm not as hungry as I thought.

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u/Key-Metal-7297 4h ago

Neigh bother

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u/dunderthrowaway3 5h ago

You should have eaten the ass end of a menstruating cat. That my go-to when I'm hungry enough to eat a lot.

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 5h ago

Maybe a punchline would save this

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u/Buck_Thorn 3h ago

Never heard of "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"?