r/onionhate • • 9d ago

Started playing this game that I LOVE…. but all the towns folk were telling me I HAD to go to this festival

I actually thought it was hilarious because of how much I hate onions. Like the game KNEW.

Game is called Dungeons of Hinterberg

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u/The8Darkness 9d ago

See how everyone asks if you actually want onion? I would be perfectly fine with that. In real life they just shove it down your throat without saying a thing.

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u/xmromi 9d ago

But you can't even taste them!

/s

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u/Clayble 8d ago

Consensual Onions for the win

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u/DahrnWahl 9d ago

I almost gagged at the mere concept of an onion smoothie

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u/cookielover287 9d ago

I was coming here to say the same thing

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u/KBHoleN1 9d ago

You'd better run away from that satanic cult

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u/Comhionann 9d ago

I had the exact same reaction when I played it! I toughed it out though because it was such an excellent game.

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u/justsomewhitedude 9d ago

I’m glad you made it out alive brother. Heretics in our evolving world will bring the downfall of our civilization. We must stay vigilant in reporting these sick twisted developers.
We must stay strong in the face of tyranny.
We must fight hard against the onion overlords who lust to control the taste buds of the everyday man.
And most importantly, we must do an audible gag in the face of the enemy.
We must not leave no game unstudied
We must not grow weak in our fight.
We must not let them reach our children.
We must not let them roam the streets.
We must not let them prevail in the war against our non onion loving master race.

But how? Do we beg? Do we plead?

Even if we did, they wouldn’t understand. For they refuse to learn the common tongue of the civilized man.

What choice are we left with then, but to speak to them in a language, they do understand?
Not because we seek their understanding. But because it is time, we are understood.
We will speak to them in a language that ceases all tongues, except those who speak it best.

War

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u/AnInsaneMoose 9d ago

Unusual artstyle for a horror game...

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u/Cute_Bunny_Bomb 9d ago

I tried this game but something about the art style made me dizzy. Barely made it 10 minutes. Guess it’s not so bad if I dodged the onion festival.

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u/YesImAPwnda 9d ago

I feel you…also played it hahaha

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u/Bullhead89 7d ago

They actually have an onion themed festival called Zwiebelmarkt in Weimar, Germany. I went on accident but at least you can still buy normal stuff without onions in it.