r/polandball • Only America into Moon. • 1d ago

collaboration North American Republic

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u/TheBusStop12 Ye olde netherlands 1d ago

rip Cuba catching strays

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u/maps-and-potatoes 1d ago

Yeah... like reality isn't even worse._(cropped).svg)

Iceland, Denmark (Greenland), Canada, France (St. Pierre and Miquelon, St. Martin, St. Barthélémy, Guadeloupe, and Martinique), the Bahamas, Cuba, Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, Belize, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Jamaica, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, British Overseas Territories (Cayman Islands, Montserrat, British VI, Anguilla, Turks and Caicos, Bermuda (hard to tell with his IA shit map)), Antigua and Barbuda, Dominica, St. Lucia, St. Vincent and the Grenadines, Grenada, and Barbados

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u/MisterMan341 1d ago

If the United States got Canada, Cuba, Greenland (Kalaallit Nunaat), Panama, Oman, Saudi Arabia (Riyadh), and Nobody Else, we can have the Union of CUCKPORN

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u/SiberianKitty99 1d ago

Canada should be repeating everything in French.

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 1d ago

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u/CantDecideANam3 United States 1d ago

Wouldn't it be The Republic of CCUM if Cuba is annexed too?

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u/TheBusStop12 Ye olde netherlands 1d ago

They're like Puerto Rico, no real representation

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u/plum_stupid California Republic 1d ago

You've changed my mind I think its a great idea.

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u/Ancient_Ordinary6697 1d ago

Ackchyually the order of the countries is going to be different, with USA as #1 (obviously). Panama will be included in the new Union as well, and the national anthem will be sung by Yakko Warner in seven seconds.

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u/Urban_Heretic 1d ago

PUCM up the jam

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u/southstarvxx 1d ago

Republic of COME

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u/TyrantJaeger 21h ago

At that point, we could just call the country North America.

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u/KommandoKazumi 19h ago

To be fair Europeans and I believe Russians refer to North (and South) America (Canada/US/Mexico/Central America for the former) as just... America.

Granted from what Ive seen online its not at all common, but it does slip out every so often.

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u/Mothphukr Mexico 6h ago

Wait, so how are we being called? Cummers?