r/popculturechat • Good luck with bookin that stage u speak of • 10h ago

OnlyStans ⭐️ Dakota Johnson, MGK and his shorts, spotted in LA

The couple were pictured coming out of a music studio. They left together and headed to her home and his car was spotted outside the morning after too.

Dakota. Girl…

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u/lexiebeef Jeremy Allen White' Resting Linguini face 10h ago

I’m sorry, but “and his shorts” needs to be the new “seemingly bald”, I’m dying with laughter

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u/huumluuv 7h ago

lmfao what a lucky girl

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u/AtrophiedWives 7h ago

He’s got that Hank Hill concave cake

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u/Axela556 The Wizard of Loneliness 4h ago

And the way she is smiling at him in this same pic is absolutely sending me like lmaooooooooo

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u/ginns32 that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 6h ago

At least they're white.....

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u/catholicsluts Who is this rumor spreading b!+(h ? 6h ago

Like what is this fucking trend? Why am I seeing crack?

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u/Bougie-Baguette 9h ago

I was thinking for a sec why tf his shorts, huh? Apparently, I wasn’t ready for the 3rd pic.

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u/BroItsJesus the Carmen Sandiego of hate crimes 9h ago

He looks like my toddler when he puts on his older siblings' pants to feel included

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u/AcanthaMD 7h ago

I’m laughing so hard at this comparison

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u/VivSavageGigante 8h ago

Those are not shorts those are longs

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u/elle-elle-tee 6h ago

"shorts" is inaccurate. MGK and his culottes.

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u/DefinitelyNotUs69 8h ago

Please show me what jeremy allen white resting linguini face is

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u/mayorpatty 10h ago

Are there only two men in Hollywood?

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u/tacobelleblob I don’t know her 💅 10h ago

Him and Pete Davidson are being passed around like a hot potato, no wonder they’re best friends

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u/lexiebeef Jeremy Allen White' Resting Linguini face 9h ago

They’re like Spain and Portugal when they divided the world between the two of them, except they do it with Hollywood women

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u/tangerime 6h ago

my theory is someone’s PR team plays matchmaker and dreams up a “bad boy” for these women to date and be photographed with when they’re worried their client isn’t being thought of sexually enough. between this and Dakota’s every red carpet being sheer I feel like I’m not wrong. with Kim they probably thought there was risk of her being associated too much with motherhood/divorce so enter a large phallic shaped boyfriend.

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u/yoinkss Katy Perry please stop! 🪦 4h ago

Phallic shaped bf lmaoooo

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u/MurphyJade 4h ago

Wait…..this is actually genius

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u/mintchocolate1234 9h ago

I didn’t know they were best friends yet this makes so much sense

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u/HeySlothKid Instant gratification takes too long 🫦 8h ago

My mom said when she was young there were a couple of dudes she and all her friends dated (never seriously)because there was an element of "you absolutely have to see this shit for yourself" and I think this might be happening here

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u/Suburban-freak jesus was a carpenter 💋 10h ago

Before someone posts a "stay away from her get a job meme" lemme say this...she is exactly where she wants to be

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u/nicolettejiggalette 10h ago

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u/Agreeable-Result8765 10h ago

Her bangs are the only thing always making great choices

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u/chouzswans 9h ago

Those bangs are a cry for help

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u/dannypants143 9h ago

The duality of bangs!

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u/taintsacrifice 6h ago

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u/sexual_lemonade 4h ago

"I HAVE TO GO TO THE BANK TODAY!"

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u/aliskyart 10h ago edited 2h ago

Like she even was in that SNL skit about dating musicians two weeks ago

Edit: not a skit, but her monologue

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u/notsuitablefortwerk 9h ago edited 5h ago

I keep saying this. She's besties with Taylor Swift and was with Chris Martin for years. She's not some esoteric, mysterious cool girl; she just has excellent hair. It's the same logic that people apply to Timothee Chalamet just because he looks like someone who would be a performative artsy male. He's loudly said who he is and what he likes from the jump, and that is Kid Cudi and LA baddies.

EDIT: Just because you as an individual don't see Dakota Johnson as a cool girl doesn't mean that other people don't! I'm neutral on her personally, but you'd be surprised how cool some people think she is based on nothing she's ever said or done.

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u/Slowandserious 9h ago edited 9h ago

I don’t see her as cool / artsy at all.

But I feel like, there is surely a big range that you can go through between artsy and MgK? Idk 😅

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u/jadecourt 5h ago

Same, I think she’s basic af

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u/VanGoghNotVanGo 8h ago

I don't think people necessarily think she's a cool girl, I just feel like most people cannot understand why any woman would wanna date MGK. There were similar comments, if not more aggressive ones when he dated Megan Fox. 

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u/mia_sara 6h ago

Sometimes you just need a guy who knows how to F. Plus he’s nice enough so why not. Personally, the shorts and exposed tiny bum crack would give me the ick but to each their own.

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u/grubas 5h ago

Not gonna work if you're too busy dying inside at everything he does and the way he dresses.

Looks like a kid who is getting walked home from detention and assured he's getting McDonalds because the big mean principal punished him for assaulting a teacher.

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u/Elismom1313 Am I …ugly? 😏 7h ago

And then later on everyone was like ohhh that’s why, both yall crazy like that.

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u/ellybeez It’s Britney, bitch! 🎤🌹🌹 5h ago

Same. I feel like the only explanation is that celebrities move around in really small circles so they only have so many choices.

Also he did pull Megan Fox. So his stocks prob moved up after that.

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u/brashumpire 7h ago

Just like zooey deschanel with a property brother.

Their image isn't their real personality

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u/AtrophiedWives 7h ago

I think after being married to Ben Gibbard from Death Cab For Cutie, she realised that the manic pixie dream girl life isn’t doable 24/7.

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u/SovereignWreckage 6h ago edited 3h ago

My wife met her Zooey's fiancé last week (Jonathon Scott) - dude has a new TV show coming out soon. Said he was an intelligent guy, so add that to his tall & handsome looks and you see what most women would like/prefer in a long-term stable relationship.

edit. Zooey's fiancé Jonathon Scott. lol. sorry for the bad grammar.

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u/InsideBeyond12727 6h ago

Contrats (?) to your wife and her fiancé

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u/IntelligentMeringue7 4h ago

Swear that’s how I read it.

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u/LightspeedBalloon 6h ago

Well, he's a magician who had a real estate brother and ended up with a tv show. There is a reason he lives in Vegas. He's a magician.

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u/Coriolanuscangetit 9h ago

The only reason I give a shit about Timothy Chalamet is because he had an incredible stylist with the twink matador outfit.

It’s really been all downhill from there

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u/CherryVermilion 8h ago

I would argue that in his ascendency he was more willing to take fashion risks and it worked so often for him. Less so in recent years.

For your enjoyment, a Vogue gallery from 2024

https://www.vogue.co.uk/miss-vogue/gallery/timothee-chalamet-fashion

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u/Desperate_Incident_5 trace cyrus looks like a haunted house 5h ago

He did have me fooled with all his little suits and R&B stances.

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u/totally_real_tree 6h ago

It's not that people think she's cool or esoteric it's bc no one likes MGK 😂

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u/bohemu We Should All Know Less About Each Other 7h ago

Oh hey, Cudi catching strays? What did I miss?

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u/manningthehelm 8h ago edited 7h ago

She really does have excellent hair.

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u/citizen42069101 The dude abides. 🙂‍↕️🍃 9h ago

I think mgk and Pete Davidson are just like a dating based hobby. Like taking in a shelter pet or something. It lasts until they get tired of replacing shoes and the furniture getting rearranged and they break up and go back to normal.

Like Jlo and affleck. She gets burned out and needs to get away so she hangs out with an old fling.

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u/ruinedworldtour 9h ago

It’s like those teddybears that kids take turns taking home from school and they have to mind it

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 9h ago

All is fun and games til half the class has lice!

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u/CobblerTricky7035 9h ago edited 8h ago

All these "why, Dakota?!?!" comments are giving parasocial. She's not as cool and cerebral as people think she is.

ETA: a lot of people are saying why would anyone date MGK but aside from looks why would anyone date Dakota Johnson?

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u/Mbrennt 9h ago

Working in kitchens for years this is the most parasocial and connected I've ever felt to her. I've always joked if I was 5 or so years younger I would have ended up dating a soundcloud rapper line cook. This is not a compliment to myself.

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u/SpamLandy 9h ago

Yeah I’m almost 40 and live a pretty cosy life with my cats but there’s a reason I’ve done coke in a walk in freezer. The Chaos Goblin Line Cooks are a rite of passage, I actually feel quite warm towards them as a species (now that I don’t have to deal with them irl) 

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u/lastinglovehandles 9h ago edited 6h ago

Easy access to drugs, the scent of fire and grease, rough hands, and the promise of perfect eggs and coffee in the morning. My DMs were exceptionally busy when The Bear debuted.

There's a bunch of us in r/kitchenconfidential

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 8h ago

Whenever women see me cook I have to be like "ladies -- I'm a mess"

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u/lastinglovehandles 7h ago

Mise en place mfer.

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 7h ago

Don't look at credit history but baby check out his knife work

/breaks down a sack of  onions in 10 minutes 

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u/AffectionateExcuse5 9h ago

I thank whatever is up there every day that me and my line cook managed to escape our goblin phases, get day jobs and build a cozy life with our cats, but damn there were some crazy times.

Ironically, all the coke heads I knew were the restaurant owners 😂

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u/OffredElectronica I am not complicit, don't let them print that I am complicit 9h ago

Literally the only reason people think she’s cool is that she’s like final boss level of nepotism which gives her the freedom to occasionally clap back or be unashamedly quirky. She’s not better than other celebs, she just has enough money and power that she can afford to appear slightly more authentic.

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u/CobblerTricky7035 9h ago

The the size of her fandom is wildly disproportionate to her talent. She is protected by her looks and her friendships.

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u/HereOnCompanyTime Renee Rapp is mean girl Jojo Siwa 💋 9h ago

It was weird that some people bought into that. She's always been the typical sarcastic rich girl who says what she thinks because she's a massively connected nepobaby with endless safety nets.

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u/lexiebeef Jeremy Allen White' Resting Linguini face 9h ago

Honestly, sometimes a girl gotta date a cringe tall white man just to get it out of the system lol, we’ve all been there

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u/innerbootes 9h ago

Just don’t marry him like I did. Big mistake.

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u/DreamOne5 9h ago

yep. Went through that one. tall, skinny, covered in tattoos, and gave me BV in my 20s. Absolute 1/10 experience. He was cute tho. Gross, but cute.

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u/DaSunHatesMe 9h ago

He looks like a weasel that ran through a thrift store and accidently came out fully dressed

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u/Flashy-Let2771 9h ago

That is super mean.

I like it. 

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u/Dr__Snow 9h ago

He looks like a snot streak

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u/butterbean8686 8h ago

I always get the sense he smells like a dirty ferret cage so this tracks.

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u/Der_Finger 10h ago

I think it's important to have anti-role models, people older than us that show us exactly what we don't want to become

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u/BoolImAGhost WE DON'T CARE CLUB: Baltic Sea Edition 9h ago

gestures toward my mother

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u/xcoalminerscanaryx 6h ago

points directly at my father

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u/maureenponderosa18 9h ago

I guess that's what Dakota Johnson is doing by going from Role Model to MGK lmao

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u/Comfortfoods 9h ago

As a woman, I've always struggled to understand the logistics of wearing pants that low. They are basically just being held up by his junk. Is that uncomfortable?

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u/katyperryhatesnuns 9h ago

And his little butt crack visible through his boxers in photo 3. I threw up in my mouth a little (standard response to seeing MGK tbh)

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u/Puzzle-Necked 9h ago

Throwing it back like Hank Hill I tell you hwat

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u/sillysammie13 THE CANADIANS ARE ICEFUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 7h ago
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u/D-g-tal-s_purpurea 10h ago

I am her age and I cannot fathom to have the hots for a man wearing his shorts like this. 🤢

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u/a_trauma_blonde 9h ago

I’m younger than her but to me she looks like a mom walking her son who just got detention to the car lol.

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u/eyespeeled 7h ago

Taking him for a treat at McDonald's to make up for said detention. 

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u/nursepenelope Kim, there’s people that are dying. 🙄 10h ago

Same! I saw these pictures and thought she must be loads younger than me because I remember boys doing this in high school and I couldn't cope with dating a grown man doing it

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u/FredericaMerriville 9h ago

Right?

I don’t get how you look at the dude in Pic 3 and think yum, I’ll have me some of that. Honestly, I don’t get how people find a grown man walking around with his tighty-whiteys exposed and his pants hanging off his arse attractive.

Absolute ladyboner killer.

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u/MysteriousMermaid92 full of hotdogs and Tito’s 8h ago

Ironically, they’re only a year apart but dress like they’re from different decades lol

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u/shgrdrbr DEATH ⚰️ to all of them 9h ago

RIGHT this is where im stuck

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u/TheWitchCapricorn 9h ago

Shorts? These are longs.

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u/shiakiw 9h ago

How bad are the men in Hollywood that Pete Davidson and MGK are being used as the pants of sisterhood of the traveling pants that much

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u/Scared-Box8941 9h ago

Imagine being a famously beautiful woman in the spotlight making millions…. But you feel Pete Davidson is an adequate partner.

I’d rather be poor forever and have self worth

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u/shiakiw 9h ago

Monkey paw curse 

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u/kaylieface 9h ago

sisterhood of the traveling shorts

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ 9h ago

Is it that or that they’re the easiest free dick in town?

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u/ToyshopASMR 7h ago

As opposed to other men not being easy dick?

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u/minimite1 7h ago

they’re rich, successful celebrities known for being beautiful, isn’t every dick easy dick?

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u/shiakiw 9h ago

I have never seen an Pete Davidson ex talking bad about his dick, in fact we know too much about that dick I wish we knew less 

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u/PickledLlama 5h ago

I cannot wrap my head around the attraction to this man. In any form.

What am I missing?

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u/RainbowHighFanatic 4h ago

If it’s any consolation he was really nice when I met him once lol. Might be a personality thing. But then you hear how he treated Megan Fox and then I don’t have an answer for you. Was that thing about the ring with the spike true?

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u/unicornmullet 3h ago

Dakota Johnson loves a musician. Chris Martin, Role Model, and now MGK... Maybe she's just having fun after getting out of a long-term relationship with Chris.

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u/qzcorral 2h ago

The word musician is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that list 😂

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u/soyslut_ GO VEGAN 5h ago

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u/chadthundertalk 10h ago

He looks like if Denis Leary was a soundcloud rapper

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u/DistractedByCookies Just keep swimming! 🐠🐠🐬🐳 10h ago

Can somebody explain the attraction of MGK? In her case it's not money because she has her own. Is he super funny or charismatic or something? I'm not even being snarky, I'm genuinely curious

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u/Decent-Statistician8 8h ago

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. He has line cook energy, and IYKYK.

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u/bforce1313 8h ago

Yeah I can see it. She wants a small dose of crazy.

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u/parasyte_steve It's giving Putin, It's giving Mao ✨️ 7h ago

I married a line cook who's 6 years younger than me. He put two kids in me. We are still married.

Be careful out there they are NOT playing.

He also is the hardest working man I have EVER dated. He has provided everything for us. Works on boats now. So I got the rare line cook boat man Louisiana man crossover. LETHAL combo.

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u/fuckyouiloveu 6h ago

Are you Lana del Rey?

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u/parasyte_steve It's giving Putin, It's giving Mao ✨️ 6h ago

Lmao I live really close to her and I think we would be get along well, shes more famous than me but I am a singer from New York too

Obviously I'm not a fucking weirdo so I keep to myself. But I am putting together a band to perform around New Orleans and if I get popular enough in my delusional mind she might see it someday lmfao I am like a jazz/pop/blues singer

Hey, I can have dreams too.

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u/fuckyouiloveu 5h ago

I believe in you, internet stranger!!! ☺️

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u/frolicndetour 10h ago

I just remember the engagement ring he got Megan Fox was designed to hurt her when she took it off and so he is yikes imo.

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u/maureenponderosa18 9h ago

MGK and Megan Fox were both exactly where they wanted to be lol

They were like if a 14 year old high school couple making out at the lockers every day were grown adults with children

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl 8h ago

Agree. Wish they never had a kid, but maybe that’s what finally made them leave each other tf alone. Lol

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u/LittleJessiePaper There are no victims in Bloomingdale’s 7h ago

It usually is. That baby starts shitting everywhere and the magic spell is BROKEN.

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u/holdmyhandbaby 8h ago

That's fair considering none of them got to have normal cringey teenage relationships. Mgk became a single father and Megan was groomed by a creep

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u/biskutgoreng 10h ago

Excuse me, wtf?

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u/frolicndetour 9h ago

Each band is textured and detailed with thorns, which MGK has publicly stated are meant "to hurt" if removed.

He told Vogue, "If she tries to take it off, it hurts... Love is pain."

🤮 https://www.goodstoneinc.com/blogs/news/megan-fox-enegagement-ring

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u/LaurenNotFromUtah 8h ago

This is so tumblr haha. But that’s also how Megan Fox is. They’re both weirdos.

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u/Flashy-Let2771 9h ago

Now put those thorns on his pants.

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u/VanGoghNotVanGo 8h ago

That's so them, though 

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u/BetterArugula5124 8h ago

Probably the same reason why we questioned all these women attracted to Pete Davidson 🤦‍♀️

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u/DistractedByCookies Just keep swimming! 🐠🐠🐬🐳 8h ago

See, now that one I think is just plain charisma (and being very funny). I reckon he's charming AF in the first stages of dating. Enough so you forget the red flags LOL But I don't see MGK having that kind of charm...

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u/FrighteningJibber I wont not fuck you the fuck up 🥊🥊 9h ago

She's a weirdo, that's why.

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 A straight dude just nervously poking around here... 10h ago

I kinda like this picture.

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u/Virginity_Lost_Today 9h ago

It looks like they texting each other

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u/MasterpieceAlone8552 9h ago

Balanced composition innit.

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u/CumNationnn 9h ago

"Look, it's the paparazzi we called earlier"

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u/Andrew1990M 9h ago

It looks like a poster for a Dakota Johnson movie. 

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u/Born-Lead-3771 9h ago

idk why you all give dakota johnson this kind of mysterious, wandering girl type vibe when you can watch her filmography and see its…. not great. she dresses cool so people have created their own identity for her that shes never actually said or presented beyond her garms? this is right in her lane. this feels like when people found out timothee chalamet was a theatre kid from new york whos gassed hes dating kylie jenner, and not this art hoe lmao. ‘she can do better’ why do you believe dakota is somehow morally better than mgk? this is her she just has bangs and a fur coat every now and then.

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u/CobblerTricky7035 9h ago

Your comment is going to be buried because everyone is too busy dunking on MGK but I want to know why people think she is slumming. She has some fun interview moments and she wears nice clothes but that doesn't tell me anything about her as a person. I don't get why everyone thinks she is so above this.

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u/nordlysbaies Ma’am, this is an IMAX 8h ago

She’s devoid of any personality so people project heavily onto her and thus created this whole cool girl mystique that her PR also feeds on

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u/Rising_Yeast7717 10h ago

Why were his shorts there. Is a there three way going on

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u/huumluuv 7h ago

this doesn’t turn you on? 🐢 😂

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u/downright-urbanite 9h ago

The shorts are hanging off his knees

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u/leoninebasil 10h ago

girl why?

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u/Irrerevence 9h ago edited 3h ago

is the tall alt guy women's version of goth gfs for men

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u/hawkcarhawk 9h ago

Yes for sure

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u/Exhausted-empath 9h ago

I have a theory that these rich white women who have everything are insanely bored so they date these problematic men because they find the drama that comes with them “exciting”.

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u/ToyshopASMR 7h ago

Interesting theory. I wonder if she could find some turtles to save instead. Perhaps we send her some pamphlets

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u/jonesday5 10h ago

Is this where you go when you can’t get Pete Davidson?

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u/Sketcha_2000 9h ago

The Pete Davidson you have at home

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u/CobblerTricky7035 9h ago

People have this elevated opinion of Dakota like she is above certain things and people. They think she is slumming but she really isn't.

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u/AnnadiePlayerin go girl, give us nothing 😍 8h ago

I think because she called out Ellen for whatever was going on. Broken clock...

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u/fuckyouiloveu 6h ago

I still don’t understand how that was such a big deal. One person jokes about not being invited, the other person clarifies that they actually were.

“OMG SHE TOOK ELLEN DOWN SHES SO REAL FOR THIS.”

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u/LaikaZhuchka 5h ago

Omg yes, this has always been such a weird narrative! The party thing wasn't that serious. It was a super busy celebrity realizing she missed an invite to an event. There was no scandal around it.

The scandal came from her former employees speaking out about their treatment at work. It had nothing to do with the Dakota interview.

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u/Holiday_Tap_4358 5h ago

THANK YOU. I’ve always found this really puzzling. Ellen made a stupid boomer joke and everyone was like “Dakota epically called out her LIES” 

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u/Motherfickle 💖✨️ Just some random bitch ✨️💖 4h ago

Those aren't shorts, those are capris lmao.

Anyway, I don't get what any woman sees in him. All I see when I look at him is the piss poor way he treated Meghan Fox and that video where he crashed out because the emo community rightfully called him out on being a poser.

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u/Silver_Branch3034 7h ago

As a fellow dude I do not understand this dude’s pull, dude dresses like every single drugged-out, toothpick-framed, trailer park kid who just put out a mixtape in 2009. Dude is almost 40.

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u/Material_Warning8377 6h ago

It is very embarrassing as a woman to see women give him attention. It's like that tweet "I don't support all women. Some of you bitches are very dumb!"

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u/Straight_Zucchini487 That’s hot! 🔥 6h ago

He dresses like my one cousin, who has been in and out of jail 6 times (coincidentally also lived in a trailer and made a mixtape around the 2009 timeframe lmaoo)

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u/filthysovereign 10h ago

wtf do these girls see in him

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u/hawktremor Great, but can you lick it? 9h ago

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u/bovineangels They killed Kenny! You bastards! 😱 10h ago

“and his shorts” is KILLING me.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HU0kPyqOqPg08UM
His shorts look like the gauchos I wore in 7th grade

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u/slobschaub126 10h ago

In her defense, she's always been very dumb.

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u/AcceptableSandwich25 9h ago

Are they even shorts if they're 3/4s down his calf?? Anyways...I always stress that I'll see a skid mark on men who wear them like this

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 A straight dude just nervously poking around here... 9h ago

Here's Arthur once wearing his dad's shorts. No doubt this is similar.

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u/TrixeeTrue 8h ago

Always surprised when every director goes with Dakota keeping that same exact hairstyle for every role in every film. Her characters are all visually interchangeable 

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u/nettlechai 9h ago

And his shorts (derogatory)

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u/friendlyblckhottie Who is this rumor spreading b!+(h? 10h ago

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u/nvrthere285 9h ago

They say the same about Pete Davidson

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u/catmom_422 7h ago

No offense, but I can’t fathom a world where being around this guy is better than being single.

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u/Chev_350 charlie day is my bird lawyer 🐦 10h ago

Are they long shorts or short longs?

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u/Holiday-West9601 9h ago

Crazy what just being tall can do for you

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u/Wolfpackat2017 8h ago

He’s repulsive to me

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u/Triette 🫵 You sit on a throne of lies. 6h ago

Those aren’t shorts those are palazzo pants

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u/flytingnotfighting I wont not fuck you the fuck up 🥊🥊 5h ago

I would become the most virginal cloistered nun with no WiFi and a vow of silence than be seen anywhere with that dude.
He looks like he licks catalytic converters after he "borrows" them

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u/Zombeedee 7h ago

Thing is though, if I was hot and rich and connected, I'd probably date some hot losers too. In poor life you often have to be more careful about who you date, be more picky. Can this person provide? Make me feel secure? Build a future with me? Be a good parent? Are they carrying tons of debt? Do they own a car, have a job? Etc. All the mundane daily things we have to think about when considering a relationship with someone as poors.

If you yourself are rich and secure and just want some fling, then fuck it, have fun with the hot idiot for 5 months. Nothing to lose.

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u/ehhno676 9h ago

He's carrying all those things in his hands because if he put a single thing in his pockets those shorts would be all the way gone 😂

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u/neplecha can you believe we don't have a jacuzzi 4h ago edited 4h ago

Her choice in men is as good as her acting

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u/sunnymcbunny 10h ago

I could deal with a sag but with white boxer briefs homie? Boo this man.

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u/gardenliciousFairy Girl, it's so confusing sometimes to be a girl 10h ago

This man and Pete Davidson are fascinating.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass 10h ago

Line cook energy

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u/NILLIEA 9h ago

Two white slices of bread on a nothing sandwich, who cares

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u/Onuus In my quiet girl era 😌 7h ago

Damn two talentless people together. Perfect fit

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u/ganglof2 8h ago

She just had an interview about how she was sad not to have a child yet/be married.

How is this a good choice for her to achieve those things. He already has 2 kinds and left his ex right before birth.

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u/OneWildAndCrazyGuy17 7h ago

How is this guy always dating gorgeous incredibly famous women

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u/bastabasta 6h ago

Seriously!!! Him and Pete Davidson, it baffles me. This needs to be studied.

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u/ShipComprehensive543 10h ago

He is so foul.🤮

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u/gg-black 9h ago

Every pic has the I can fix him face.

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u/molotovzav 3h ago

This guy is a litmus test for women with broken pickers.