r/programminghumor • u/Gaious_Octavious • 5d ago

public static void main doesn't look so bad now innit

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wEbHoOkEnDpOiNtObJeCtObJeCt 💀

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u/Diocletian335 5d ago

This is peak Java production code.

It's beautiful.

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u/therealkevinard 19h ago

I can’t wait to grok its logs into something meaningful.

“Ohhhhh! The error is coming from com.marketsdk.w.o.l.m.x! Silly me, I thought it was com.marketsdk.w.o.r.m.x”

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u/iSTeeWx_ 4d ago

This is one of the class names of all time:
HasThisTypePatternTriedToSneakInSomeGenericOrParameterizedTypePatternMatchingStuffAnywhereVisitor

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u/OrneryAsparagus6445 3d ago

You missed FactoryInterfaceFactory

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u/Bemteb 2d ago

Don't forget to add some builders. A factory can't work without employees after all.

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u/TREE_sequence 3d ago

This is incredible

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u/NaCl-more 5d ago

Java Record classes in shambles

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 4d ago

Java has no naming issues by design btw

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u/DarthRaab 1d ago

Auto generation. It's trying to be precise more than to find shortcuts to keep it human-readable.

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u/Glad_Share_7533 4d ago

This is why I love Java

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u/TREE_sequence 3d ago

Well somebody told me the UserProvider should use an adaptor to query the ProxyFactoryBuilder … 🎵

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u/Dr_Dressing 1d ago

ObjectObject.

Look, I don't claim to know all my patterns like some wizard. But I'm fairly certain that whoever named these files either doesn't know any patterns, or invented something new entirely.

I can only applaud.

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u/Gaious_Octavious 1d ago

well, ofcourse i know him. He’s me.

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u/Sacaldur 5d ago

Why does the class have object in its name? An object is an instance of a class.

And why does it have it twice? What is an ObjectObject supposed to be?

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u/Gaious_Octavious 4d ago

good question. our company does not write sdk manually, it is generated using Fern (deterministic generation, not AI) from the OpenAPI spec

checkout https://github.com/fern-api/fern and https://github.com/focussofthq/marketsdk-java