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u/Wolf-Majestic Sep 14 '26
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VDM : vie de merde, aka FML
Today my girlfriend left me saying "Louka [name derived from Lucas], I'm breaking up with you" but my name is Noé [French for Noah]. On top of this, the dude is white while I'm black... (Louka is my best frienf :)
FML
First comment (OP) : dude... what a blow... I'm with you, I love you man
Second comment : you forgot to switch accounts to answer to yourself :)
The whole thing is so stupid I'm starting to have a psychosis where OP deliberately used his account to answer himslef, while switching accounts to call himself out, and then use a third account to post here.
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