r/raleigh • u/Pelican34 • 19h ago

News I will be staying in today.

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u/kittykrosspaws 14h ago

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u/Gamestar63 14h ago

I’m laughing my ass off. Thank you for this

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u/Old-Deer-9499 14h ago

“What is this sorcery?!” Lol

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u/Back2YouCuz 16h ago

That’s a warning for seamen.

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u/ToonaMcToon 15h ago

It’s gonna be sticky out?

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u/ScrewwormLarvae 14h ago

I love how half the people in this thread missed the joke entirely.

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u/roadrunner00 13h ago

It's spelled wrong, they are older, and they are just happy to have rain.

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u/anotherstatistic00 12h ago

Oh I see it now 😅

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u/CrimsonClad 13h ago

I thought he was going for the Ray Bradbury quote, and simply forgot a word.

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u/Mr_Panther Hurricanes 17h ago

You know… at least this helps me believe AI isn’t writing their forecasts

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u/Billymaysdealer 18h ago

Come again ?

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u/Boomslang505 15h ago

Ok fine

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u/Rafterman2 11h ago

Give me a few minutes, sheesh. It’s a penis, not a lawn sprinkler.

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u/nascasho 17h ago

Come rain? Wtf is come rain???

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u/djseto 13h ago

It’s like a golden shower but different composition

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u/cupcakestr 14h ago

We have family photos outside this evening... Hopefully I don't get pregnant 😬

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u/erob_official_92 13h ago

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u/count_nuggula 12h ago

Man that’s odd lol

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u/Ok_Pollution9335 11h ago

Odd😭😭😭😭

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u/erob_official_92 12h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Terabight NC State 13h ago

lmao I’m friends with Chris and he will find this hilarious

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u/PumpkinUpstairs1296 3h ago

Welp, as a lesbian, I feel very uncomfortable that I was cycling this morning, but at least I wore protection... er, I mean a rain slicker!

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u/two-headed-girl- 18h ago

Wear a raincoat, you’ll be fine! 

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u/caniborrowahighfive Durham Bulls 14h ago

Is it a latex rain coat?

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u/dackling 15h ago

I hope my goretex protects against that type of rain…

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u/Naphier 14h ago

At least it's not golden showers...

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u/dex206 13h ago

I love this sub so much. Never change neighbors.

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u/One_Talk_3410 17h ago

I want it to be cold. It’s October 

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u/Sothisisparis 15h ago

Seriously, it’s mid October and it reached 90 yesterday. Enough is enough.

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u/capnbeerchasr 17h ago

To each there own, I'm off to frolick

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u/Ok-Winner8198 7h ago

LMAOOOOOO

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u/DamascusStation 7h ago

Can’t tell tell if the highlighted sentence is a typo or an archaic foreboding omen

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u/Discoshirts 6h ago

Working the fair tonight and picking up trash easy nite.

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u/AWFULs_hate_the_USA 14h ago

Brooo, like from a PENIS! Hahahahaha

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u/Rafterman2 12h ago

Don’t kinkshame. 🤪

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/herbfriendly 16h ago

What does their age have to do with staying out of the come rain?

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u/Superb_Candidate_970 14h ago

We got video games at home

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u/Old-Deer-9499 14h ago

It would happen when I have to go get my car serviced & it’s pouring down 🫪

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Haloclinee It’s because Gene Wilder Died 12h ago

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u/JonTheWizard Carolina Hurricanes 17h ago

Oh please, the weather forcefield will keep it away.