r/recontext • u/Fresh_Horror3207 • 2d ago

Found on a Fallout terminal

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u/Melon_Banana 2d ago

I don't want my data stolen by the Chinese tiktok. If it's gonna be stolen, I'd rather it be by TitCock instead

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u/tomassci 2d ago

okay but this is a fair argument, can't argue with that

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u/Ill-Television8690 1d ago

I mean I can't either but I'm gonna

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u/Ill-Television8690 1d ago

You know this is actually discriminatory towards asexuals /contrarian

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u/Melon_Banana 1d ago

They can have their data stolen by TickTock instead. It's a clock app that records your data to improve your life. "Make every Tick count"

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u/HaloJackalKisser 2d ago

sometimes my actual opinions are way too close to that and i have to take a step back.

"I want my data sold to AMERICAN COMPANIES with AMERICAN SPECIAL INTERESTS that will fuck over AMERICANS"

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u/Cute_Principle81 2d ago

i agree HEY WAIT A SECOND

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u/tergius 2d ago

"Fwahaha, Kris, remember when Dess would say all those nationalistic things but then play it off as a joke? And how she would-" my lawyer has advised me to stop the joke here

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u/Cridos 2d ago

Depending on the pronunciation, “Sukhar” might sound like “Sackhaar” in German, which is basically German slang for “ball hair.”

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u/_wannadie_ 2d ago

Сухарь is dried bread

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u/Ill-Television8690 1d ago

What's bread? I feel like I rememner it being Xleb but it's been years

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u/lolopiro 2d ago

or sucker

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u/Arhatz 2d ago

In the next room there is a killer android and a skeleton.

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 2d ago

So a synth?

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 2d ago

I believe they meant "In the next room is a killer android, and a skeleton"

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u/ReikaTheGlaceon 7h ago

Like an assualtron

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u/shinjidrivekari 1d ago

bravo todd

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u/UInferno- 2d ago

Honestly. I'm less worried about China having access to my data. Most they can use it for is bot farms. If the US has access to my data, they get bot farms on top of having the legal power to go full Big Brother.

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u/OkEstate4804 2d ago

I honestly don't care if China knows anything and everything about me. That's a waste of memory for them. 

But under American freedom, I'm under the watchful eye of Uncle Sam. Who's using AI lenses to see what I say, where I am, who I know, and how much of a risk I am to the current establishment. Even the platform we write these comments on is giving all of it's data to the government. We have the freedom to comply but no chance to rebel.

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u/_wannadie_ 2d ago

Very funny that this is written by a person with a very Easter Slavic name.

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u/mordin1428 1d ago

> American

> Илья Сухарь

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u/lolopiro 2d ago

i mean, its in his name, i love you a sucker