r/recontext • u/Birdboy7929 • 1d ago

This wouldn’t be a bad movie idea tbh

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u/MikeAWatson 23h ago

Gman explaining his problem to urologist

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u/satirelion 12h ago

very intense breathing right in their ears

And I... have a... problem...

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u/asuperloudperson 9h ago

You see... I... ahhh... was unprepared for some dire... unforeseen consequences...

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u/GlowstickConsumption 23h ago

With a tied up creeper before him in a dark cave.

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u/Birdboy7929 21h ago

muffled hissing “yes suck my peen”

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u/CharmingResort885 14h ago

That one FuturisticHub video:

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u/Your_Average_Dingus 21h ago

saltydkdan? SOULJA BOY????

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u/MajesticBluebird68 12h ago

2-D???????

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u/Quaiker 8h ago

Psycho Mantis?

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u/Pristine_Actuary_136 15h ago

Why does it sound like hes currently finishing restraining it like a pig

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u/Nunyebiznis 13h ago

That’s why they call it a hog

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u/JamesJimmy6969 8h ago

Batman proudly introducing the prodigy he calls his sidekick.

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u/Such-Carpenter-9194 6h ago

Steve ❌

Stevie ✔️

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u/megosonic 19h ago

Magma fl*shlight!

The Hooker.

I, am erect.