I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp..! hope you always itch in a spot you can't reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says "bless you" two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
Ye it is a very stupid story(Universal_Vlad can confirm) but basically i managed to lose the small original 256 GB NVME from my laptop and the 512 GB NVME that i had to transfer data to. I loat them on the street cuz they fell out of my pocket and i managed to get them back -I AM NOT JOKING- 48 hours later by sheer devine luck. Rest to say i immediately got a cold and some shity grades in school to balance out the good luck with some bad luck.
You can ask me for more from this story cuz there is more but just be aware that i was unable to play my games for 8 days and i was at risk of losing my half of my data for 2 days.
You can tell me that you got bad grades, but a 7 ot 8 or whatever you've gotten isn't close to being called a bad grade to normal people. I got a bloody 3.5 and the evil teacher gave me a 5 because almost everybody failed
In fact i got a 6 not a 7 cuz the teacher gave one extra point to every one.
Also just cuz you have supre low standards does not mean i have to report myself to the same standards . We are already in not the nearly the best High school in the city snd the teacher made it way easier than she should of and i still only got a 6. That isn't a lot.
It's not breaking any Reddit rules, subreddit rules, he's very much alive, asked for permission from the other mods to post this and it's only made to scare people. If he would see this he'd probably feel really good that so many people care about him. Also reporting a post multiple times is just useless
Oh hey another Swedish game developer....wonder if they'll do anything. Ah got through airport customs and security. Anything to avoid working on a game. Typical
I hope that both side of your the pillow are slightly too hot when it is hot and slightly too cold when it is cold. I hope that you close every program the moment it starts.
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u/charlie-_-13 3d ago
I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp..! hope you always itch in a spot you can't reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says "bless you" two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.