r/rmbrown • • 4d ago

🚨Call a Crackhead🚨 Kid Rock. Halfway 2 Toiletzch.

(Welp, I need it simple and silly, cause life be all like: complex enough)

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u/richardpumpaloaf 4d ago

ya scumrat

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u/attaboy_stampy 🦞 ya Scumrat 🦠 4d ago

Jamie! Is this AI again? JAMIE!!

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u/_spinningbackheel 4d ago

This is what little TT’s bathroom looked like after Sam was done with it

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u/GemFarmerr Who?🔍Never heard of 'em 4d ago

Sam brought that crystal flute halfway to hell 🔥🤘

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u/tomjoad2020ad 4d ago

I appreciate the specificity, the original didn’t make it clear if he was halfway to heaven or not. Great job!

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u/aahe42 4d ago

in the original cover the devils coming to pinch his little ass

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u/Otterz4Life chico de pelo 💇‍♂️ 4d ago

Why cant I shut up about Jesus?

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u/GleemMcShinez 🔆 MeEEE 🔆 4d ago

Can I call you Mister Kid? Bob Rock? Kid Bob? Mister Rock (No Relation To The Rock) ? Bobby Bob Robert James Jimmie Ritchie Richington The Third?

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u/cock-merchant 4d ago

Congratulations Mr. Rockaway, you just recorded your first number 2.

pugs squealing

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u/DrMeatBomb 4d ago

Kid Rock really giving Satan a hard time, man. Kid rock basically telling Satan God bless you

God bless you and I'm gonna haunt you

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u/KilroyHere7144 🍼perfectly👁stable👁individual👂 4d ago

Videos aren’t real

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u/Struzzo_impavido 🦞 ya Scumrat 🦠 3d ago

Why does it lie?

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u/GreenEggsAndSaman 3d ago

Hey suez Christoe.

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u/Kaputnik1 3d ago

"Yesh ma'am I know ya like it hawt"

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u/TallExplanation7143 🔥i'm in hell🔥 4d ago

Haaaa nice :)