r/sarcasm • u/imfrom_mars_ • Jun 21 '26

Meme ancient wisdom

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u/Few-Carpet-8917 Jun 21 '26

If you have a wife then what are you without it~ Socrates

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u/Blong_musk Jun 21 '26

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist

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u/Plus-Bumblebee-424 Jun 21 '26

The bar keeps getting lower for “ancient quotes” and somehow the internet still manages to dig underneath it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

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u/_KibutsujiMuzan Jun 21 '26

And also don't marry a girl who doesn't respect your other girlfriend.

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u/Savings_While1246 Jun 21 '26

In hindi a penis is known as ling and frankly speaking Elon doesn't look like a guy with a long penis

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u/Marc017_ Jun 21 '26

forsenCD

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u/pinky82882828 Jun 21 '26

What? 🤣 What?

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u/master2chariot Jun 21 '26

What would you have after 500 years ?

Elon probably- T-tesla, i would still have tesla

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u/_Nightshade_Warden_ Somebody Jun 22 '26

Why date others if you have a wife or husband?

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u/LoudCustomer2145 Jun 22 '26

But i love both of them 🙄

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u/Big_Huckleberry996 Jun 22 '26

And I don't have a wife 🫪