r/seinfeld • u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car • 21h ago

There's no way wine is better than Pepsi

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u/Spectre784 Feels like an Arby's night 21h ago

You can’t show up to a party with Pepsi and Ring Dings

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u/ShitblizzardRUs Dr. Van Nostrand 21h ago

And why's that?

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u/Spectre784 Feels like an Arby's night 21h ago

Because we’re adults

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u/TheeBigHorse And you want to be my latex salesman 20h ago

There's no way that wine is better than Pepsi!

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u/CaptainJZH 7h ago

Okay, then we'll bring Ginger Ale and Drake's Coffee Cake

much classier

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u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car 21h ago

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u/sock0808 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 21h ago

All right we got the wine. Aren't we lucky? We got wine. Imagine if we didn't bring wine. We'd be shunned by society. Outcasts! WHERE'S YOUR WINE? GET OUT!

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u/sendingSTRENGTH The Chicken Roaster 21h ago

“Between you and me, i am really excited for the pepsi and ringdings!”

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u/BobThehuman03 21h ago

Bordeaux? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

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u/Fickle-Tea-6340 21h ago

It's robust, bold, very dry. As opposed to a beaujolais which is richer and fruitier.

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u/markgriz The Moops 21h ago

Like Snapple?

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u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car 20h ago

It's to fruity.

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u/Vajrick_Buddha Ask the 8 ball 21h ago

Honestly, as a fan of Pepsi and someone who's kinda apprehensive about alcohol, I get George here

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u/SellTheSizzle--007 21h ago

I would be the one taking George aside and letting him know, hey just between you and me I'm really excited about the ring dings and pepsi

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u/Vajrick_Buddha Ask the 8 ball 20h ago

ring dings

Second only to a cinnamon babka.

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u/EmeraldFantasy The Junior Mint 21h ago

Another babka?

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u/Professional-Bus3126 21h ago

Cinnamon babka, you say

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u/Alone-Profession6197 21h ago

Its just a hair with cake around it.

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u/ShitblizzardRUs Dr. Van Nostrand 21h ago

As opposed to a beaujolais, which is richer and... FRUIT-IER!

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u/Sweet-Milk-96 21h ago

The fabric of society is very complex, George

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u/Resident_Elk4014 Professor Highbrow 20h ago

Now this...this is a meme!

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u/mewsycology 20h ago

Hate the Drake (meme)!

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u/Count_Rugens_Finger 21h ago

i'd rather have a Drake's coffee cake

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u/LeisureEnthusiast22 20h ago

I'd rather have a bottle of Scotch!!

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u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car 15h ago

I think theres some Hennigans under the sink.

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u/snocade 21h ago

I LIVE for Merlot!

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u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car 20h ago

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u/youre_not_going_to_ 21h ago

Babka is better than ring dings.  

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u/mr-bookman129w81 20h ago

How about a curry babka? Baboo Baht's idea.

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 21h ago

Let's get them a sofa.

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u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car 21h ago

Or a big screen television... it never ends with the gifts!

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 20h ago

DE-LIV-ER IT TO HER!

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u/geek180 21h ago

Massage chair

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u/78RUSH 21h ago

it's subtle, it's festive...

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u/richard--------- 21h ago

Why don’t we get them a couch…?!?

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u/richard--------- 21h ago

He would totally take it back if they didn’t put it out!

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u/Acceptable_Gap9888 12h ago

Is that gortex?

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u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car 11h ago

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u/Ok_Muffin_925 7h ago

The issue is a lesser Babka not the wine

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u/frankfanta312 5h ago

What’s Merlot ? Is it new?

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u/ffellini 3h ago

No way wine is better than Pepsi!

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u/Mepharos Sack Lunch 16h ago

Pepsi definitely tastes better than wine, but the reason you drink alcohol is to get (at least a little) drunk so the taste doesn't really matter.

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u/Acceptable_Gap9888 12h ago

It's for the 95% ugly people to get together