r/seinfeld • u/Acceptable_Gap9888 • 15h ago

Just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, don't make Little Jerry a never-was!

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u/lupinremusjohn 15h ago

Little Jerry ran all the way to Newman’s in under thirty seconds!

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u/timcleveland 15h ago

Is that good?

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u/Jewdius_Maximus 13h ago

I don’t know

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u/Marksaheel Hoochie Mama 15h ago

Well that would explain his poor egg production

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u/DarthDuck415 Independent George 14h ago

You’re just jealous because he’s doing more with your name than you ever did!

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u/M_Sizzlak 14h ago

YEAH-YEHYEH!

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u/mayorjinglejangle 15h ago

Little Jerry loves the morning.

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u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 14h ago

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u/okaygnarly 13h ago

Little Jerry hitting the pads makes me die laughing every time. Top 10 moment for me

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u/Mindless_Argument297 14h ago

George this is a little much for me. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex. I’ve got a cock fight to focus on.

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u/Acceptable_Gap9888 9h ago

The whole fight lasted 2 seconds

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u/SoTiredYouDig 9h ago

How long do they usually last?

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u/Evil_Morty811 15h ago

George:TAMALES!

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u/G-Money242 15h ago

Little Yerry.

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 15h ago

He looks like a dog with a glove on his head.

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u/No-Day-2937 15h ago

Little yelly is making a big mistake yelly

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u/jfq722 14h ago

😎

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u/heyjoey88 15h ago

Strutting his stuff

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u/PandiBong 15h ago

He's worse! Much, much worse!

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u/Sonnycrocketto The Seven 15h ago

Little Jerry is sending you to the 90s!

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u/TeasingChloe 14h ago

Jerry may be past his prime, but Little Jerry Seinfeld is still undefeated.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 14h ago

He looks like a DOG with a GLOVE on his head!

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u/PsychologicalTea1888 13h ago

Lil Yerry Seinfeld!

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u/mr-bookman129w81 12h ago

Seinfeld actually looks like he just woke up for real.

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u/mr-bookman129w81 12h ago

Unfortunately, Kramer made a Cavatelli Little Jerry and left it in his nest for him. Yadda daddy yadda, Little Jerry is now a clerk at the bodega. Works 4-11. Has an efficiency above the place and met a nice chick(en) with good egg production.

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u/POEIn70X 12h ago

I love the part where lil jerry is sparring with kramer pecking away lol

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u/OttoHemi 9h ago

Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?

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u/Mediocre-Soil-8335 2h ago

Kramer actually did have a chicken in his apartment. Was Dean Jones from NYU wrong to question why Darren was mending chicken wire?

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 15h ago

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u/XuliganZombie 14h ago

He's a billionaire, I doubt he gives a shit what anyone thinks🤣