Wanted to share minimalist wood art project I made: Kramer in The Chicken Roaster scene

[u/markhizio]

[u/StackOverflowEx]

I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the postmodern world.

[u/stareagleur → u/StackOverflowEx]

I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscrient, who is seeking to gratify only his
most basic and immediate urges.

[u/Agreeable_Limit6495 → u/stareagleur]

He’s a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away.

[u/Relative_Soil7886 → u/stareagleur]

I love him!

[u/mike1018 → u/Relative_Soil7886]

Me too

[u/Glitter_Health → u/stareagleur]

I must possess great beauty and that's not it.

[u/artvarnsen → u/StackOverflowEx]

Lil orphan Kramehouser

[u/Crafty_Guest_4441]

I am an art-adorer, I adore art

[u/abusamra82 → u/Crafty_Guest_4441]

I have a painting of triangles I’d like to sell you. They really spruce up the apartment.

[u/Crafty_Guest_4441 → u/abusamra82]

I look forward to many years of looking at the triangles

[u/Opossum_mypossum → u/Crafty_Guest_4441]

Who do you read?

[u/Crafty_Guest_4441 → u/Opossum_mypossum]

My favorite poet is Flavin

[u/Kronyzx]

Reference

[u/doobette]

Back...and to the left.

[u/awmaleg → u/doobette]

A second spitter?

[u/mr-bookman129w81 → u/awmaleg]

A second painter. Face painter that is.

[u/The_Last_radio]

This is really great

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/The_Last_radio]

Really really really really great!

[u/BKlounge93 → u/BigConstruction4247]

You sound like a contestant on the price is right

[u/markhizio → u/The_Last_radio]

Thank you!

[u/JRemenshneidersHorse]

That's gold OP, GOLD!

[u/markhizio → u/JRemenshneidersHorse]

Thanks! :)

[u/Tallowpot → u/markhizio]

I gotta make one with this technique.
Fantastic. From one roaster to another

[u/gugliata]

This is amazing. I would buy one

[u/ILLinndication → u/gugliata]

You could write it off

[u/gugliata → u/ILLinndication]

Write it off of what?

[u/al3phz3r0 → u/ILLinndication]

You don't even know what a write-off is!

[u/zRouth]

I’m on NO sleep, NO sleep!

[u/Top-Currency → u/zRouth]

Oh I'm stressed!

[u/zRouth → u/Top-Currency]

That red light is burnin my brain!

[u/Electronic-Space-480]

My rods and cones are all screwed up.

[u/Fanabala3 → u/Electronic-Space-480]

Giddy up!

[u/shinatree]

this is just really amazing! So unique and so perfectly captured. I love that you used the wood because honestly that red light is so abrasive (in the episode) but the way you did it in wood is great.

[u/19TimGreyCupChamps → u/shinatree]

Its the wood that makes it good

[u/Top-Currency → u/19TimGreyCupChamps]

Is this oak?

[u/Crazy-Coconut7152 → u/Top-Currency]

I think it's pine

[u/servuslucis → u/Crazy-Coconut7152]

Pine is good

[u/Top-Currency → u/servuslucis]

Yeah, pine's okay

[u/jtbeith → u/shinatree]

He respects wood.

[u/Kenny-Vengeance → u/jtbeith]

all wood. he doesn’t discriminate against lower grade wood.

[u/markhizio → u/shinatree]

Thank you very much! I appreciate your kind words!

[u/Due_Contribution5851]

You really captured the "red sun of Krypton" color

[u/ilovelamp408 → u/Due_Contribution5851]

I think you're in love with it.

[u/Due_Contribution5851 → u/ilovelamp408]

You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow!

[u/Several_Worry_5683]

10/10 would buy

[u/Top-Currency → u/Several_Worry_5683]

OP, you really should consider selling these!

[u/dogwoodroad → u/Several_Worry_5683]

Agreed. Where do I sign up?

[u/PeakyBlinderRob]

Do Georgie boy posing on the couch next!

[u/algatorr]

Are you making more to sell because I need this

[u/pcl8888]

My friend Bob Sacamano called last night about 3am, we got to talking… He sells minimalist wood art projects down at battery park, forty bucks.

[u/Alucardspapa]

My rods and cones are all messed up!

[u/Ill-Investigator-447]

Wild...wild stuff

[u/Delicious_Shallot915]

This is so sick wow I love it! What a fantastic idea & fabulously executed

[u/Third-Coast-Toffee]

Great job! Looks awesome. Mr. Marbles wants me to tell you that he agrees.

[u/AggravatingAct7841]

I loathe it but I can’t look away

[u/223886]

Is this for sale or what?

[u/mrfauxbot]

Wood Jerry… Wood

[u/Daddy_bossman]

Dude........!!!!!!!

[u/ZapThis]

This is so cool

[u/Cal-swims]

If you hang that in store, it’s not going to be good for business

[u/Horror_Air_9516 → u/Cal-swims]

That's not gonna be good for anybody.

[u/BRAX7ON → u/Cal-swims]

He’s a loathsome, offensive brute.

[u/Relative_Soil7886]

This is great! I would pay $1,900 for this provided your health was at risk from a post-op junior mint in your abdominal cavity.

[u/StraiteNoChaser → u/Relative_Soil7886]

WHO ARE YOU TO PLAY GOD???

[u/Agreeable_Limit6495]

Ken-nay?

[u/PattyLovesPiL]

Excellent! 😀👏

[u/Dawildpep]

That’s the color and sensation I get whenever I open my stock portfolio

[u/StraiteNoChaser]

I look forward to the many years looking at the triangles.

(Fantastic work, OP)

[u/mr-bookman129w81]

Wow! Super talented! You should be selling that to one of us suckers on her for like... a lot of money! The old couple could be your patrons!

[u/bigwerm09]

Levels

[u/gdg6]

Title it Red Menace

[u/piedie18]

Love this! Idk why this also reminds me of the “second spitter” scene lol

[u/NigerianChickenLegs]

Amazing! You should sell them. I’d buy it.

[u/Clear_Nature_5055]

Beautifully done! I want one.

[u/Clams_N_Scallops]

I'd buy this. Could you make more?

[u/TheOne7477]

It’s glorious! You magnificent bastard!

[u/StingraySteve23]

That looked like milk to me!

[u/razzle_dazzle321]

It's the minimalist wood that makes it good.

[u/Content_Ice_8182]

Vile weed

[u/theschizneck]

i don’t get art

[u/mickpop]

OMG amazing

[u/InvictvsNox]

That is so fucking good, OP. This is beautiful.

[u/SmokeyOSU]

I prefer triangles

[u/IHaveSpoken000]

Very cool!

[u/g_rex_]

This is amazing! You should do Elaine Dancing next

[u/vichama2]

That's great

[u/Bass-n-Bonefish]

As the kids might say, this is lowkey spectacular.

[u/biscuitsalsa]

this is sick

[u/VeeKam]

Good job. I like it.

[u/insom89]

Damn that's really good! You have to sell these

[u/GatorRich]

“How’s life

[u/runningboomshanka]

This is great. Well done.

[u/MichiganRedWing]

George you want to buy a piece of art?

[u/pomegranate_swims]

Kramers physical comedy is so good. I love this scene and your art is amazing!

[u/TheBobSacamano7]

Love it

[u/gibson85]

But why is he so fat?

[u/Boner__Jamz03 → u/gibson85]

He's got the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy

[u/gibson85 → u/Boner__Jamz03]

But what tempts him?

[u/dicklaurent97]

Kramer during 9/11

[u/bigpoppanicky7]

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this hundreds of times before?

[u/FlimsyCustard3856 → u/bigpoppanicky7]

Multiverse?

[u/bigpoppanicky7 → u/FlimsyCustard3856]

Must be the nexus of the universe!

[u/MaterialWorried2010]

Nice job! Do you do anything with triangles?

[u/PaintLicker745]

You should make one of Jerry and the 17 year old. 

[u/GGJallDAY]

It's buttocks are sublime

[u/Geetzromo → u/GGJallDAY]

How is this the LAST comment?!?

[u/sideshow--]

I would buy this.

[u/Richard-Turd]

Will you sell one?

[u/kirby_krackle_78]

Deloused in the Kramertorium

[u/oakcliffian]

This is great!

[u/Temporary-Seat-1788]

Where can I buy this?

[u/Glitter_Health]

Suddenly he looks 30 lbs. heavier though ... 😁👍

[u/Major_Clock_9961]

Love this

[u/Watermelonbaloney]

I bought one last year and it's perfect!

[u/Maximum-Coach-9409 → u/Watermelonbaloney]

Where from?

[u/Watermelonbaloney → u/Maximum-Coach-9409]

Message OP! He's great to deal with

[u/skyrimphil]

Its not fast food but good food fast

[u/Downtown_Lock3934]

This is awesome

[u/PM-ME-UR-NITS]

Using wood just adds another comidic layer to this whole thing. 

[u/Special-Homework-894]

Is that what minimalist means?

[u/Jogger_Dodger]

Now I need one. Nice work!

[u/silvergal81]

At first I thought it has the spit scene with the baseball player

[u/vashjunky]

Fantastic 👌

[u/AdLess1413]

That’s great. It’s how I always exit the house when it’s ungodly hot.

[u/troy2000me]

He sells these on Etsy, I bought one last year. It's frickin great.

Check his profile.