r/shitposting • u/fibercrime 🗿🗿🗿 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 13h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/myeye95 1d ago

Standard security against ugly bastards in profile pictures. Very praiseworthy.

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u/ParkingMushrooms 22h ago

Ur face has been flagged as a workplace hazard ..

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u/ChinkWithOpinions 1d ago

pfp is a diamond in the rough

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u/CKY2007 1d ago

a star in the rough

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u/dis_not_my_name virgin 4 life 😤💪 5h ago

A shooting star

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u/AkaTheGamer 23h ago

U know ball

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u/No_Flower6020 1h ago

What's the ball could you share?

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u/KnnthKnnth I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Suisei tech tips

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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 23h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Tsukono_ 23h ago

Suipiss 🤤

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/rizlKO 1d ago

Suisei Gaming

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u/Sirfrostyboi Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 19h ago

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u/mrboback 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago

Suisegs

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u/very_short_uname 1d ago

suipiss

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u/PurpleHEART77 18h ago

sipsipsipsipsipsipsipsip

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 1d ago

your IT guy wants your ass

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u/ContinuingAnyway 23h ago

hoshimati suisei

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u/Emerald_28 23h ago

Thragg holding a diamond

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u/AGJustin05 1d ago

when the gamer is cute today too

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u/No-Photograph-5058 13h ago

If anyone is wondering how this would happen, the IT policy was probably changed at some point after the user uploaded the photo and they are stuck with it (this happened to me going from primary school to high school)

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u/Popstar403 9h ago

can confirm, happened to me w/ google

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u/Kiogami 23h ago

Tbh probably user can change it manually in some kind of internal portal and it happened before. This message is standard.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 23h ago

In all fairness, the vast majority of people will not know that that might be the eponymous protagonist of something with a title along the lines of "Super Magical Dickgirl Ayumi Gaiden - Fist The Ghosts of the Ancestors for Fortune and Fortitude"

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u/carbonated_ninja 20h ago

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 16h ago

I dont know what that is, I dont watch chinese cartoons.

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u/memecraft0309 14h ago

So ragebait and racism is what you're going for?

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 13h ago

Sorry for offending you and your love for mongolian animation, I will commit sudoku.

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u/han4578 1d ago

Check the toilets

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u/vashthestampede121 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sounds like the kind of IT guy who will get led out of the office in handcuffs one day

Some IT guys did NOT like this one

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u/DerGyrosPitaFan 1d ago

shit take

oh look, the (group i hate) are mad, lmao

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u/masd_reddit 1d ago

It's like the pinnacle of reddit arguments "I'm getting downvoted? Must be cause i'm in the right!"

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u/vashthestampede121 1d ago

Yeah, it is pretty funny actually lol

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u/ContributionDefiant8 1d ago

What's that even mean?

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u/Comfortable-Egg-8765 1d ago edited 22h ago

Top 1% commenter talking about IT guy getting led out in handcuff. Look at yourself🪞

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u/PJBthefirst 1d ago

Sounds like? Is there an audio element to this post?

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u/Satorwave 22h ago

Yes just listen very carefully