r/shitposting • 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/functionaldepression 0000000 1d ago

My actual feed

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u/Oliv112 1d ago

Her dream guy is still out there, if only she could catch him!

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u/TheBlueScar dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 1d ago

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u/SttSr 1d ago

Butter too lobstery

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u/CanadiaBoi dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 1d ago

Butt-er

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u/Snowbrawler 1d ago

Juicy too steaky

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u/No-Zombie1004 1d ago

She dodged a bullet there. I'd have laughed so hard there would be snot up her butt.

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u/chralesdarwin 1d ago

Who wouldn't want a girl that can make you laugh.

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u/ufonight 1d ago

I would laugh a lot, bro was looking for gold abd lose a diamond

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u/multidollar 1d ago

That’s marriage material. A woman with a sense of humour. Propose.

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u/wardrobe007 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 1d ago

I understand... It's tough to be with a girl who's funnier than you... πŸ˜‚

Cuz like, I'm not gonna be prettier than her...

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u/DifficultyOk5719 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

What word did she censor?

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u/deadinternetlaw 1d ago

The P (P-Star) algorithm* is a sensor-based robot path-planning and obstacle-avoidance algorithm developed by Farouk Meddah and Lynda Dib as an improvement over the classic PointBug algorithm.

Not a censor apparently

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

Pasy.

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u/DifficultyOk5719 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Nah, I don’t think that’s it.

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u/chewychee DaPucci 1d ago

I would buy her waffles.