r/shitposting • u/Bubbly_Girll • 9h ago

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago

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u/corvish_ 9h ago

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u/Specsaman 8h ago

Smooth operator

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u/Thefar 6h ago

Reflect on this: These people are allowed to vote and make decisions that influence the life of others.

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u/guyver_dio 3h ago

Democracy

Pros: Everyone gets a say

Cons: Everyone gets a say

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u/dextras07 I came! 8h ago

Wtf does that even mean?

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u/gigantic_balls_ 8h ago

If things evolve, then why day and night (time) not evolve like things?

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u/TheSwagMa5ter 7h ago

Bro doesn't know about daylight savings time

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u/burnafter3ading 6h ago

What if that's the only thing holding it in check???

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u/skabyst_pl 5h ago

It's got to be rage bait this person can't really think that right?

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u/Mountain_Dentist5074 4h ago

there is have reason why democracy failing

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u/Szczyl2137 3h ago

I mean the duration of a day and night was a couple hours shorter billions of years ago. Literally everything that ever existed changes over time in some way

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u/Fujita_Seiko 5h ago

Well actually, the days and nights are getting longer over time!

It is not biological evolution, of course, but a physical process caused by tidal friction between the Earth and the Moon.

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u/bestjakeisbest 3h ago

Moon's haunted

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u/Last-Quarter-432 I want pee in my ass 4h ago

“Think about that”. I doubt this person knows anything about thinking.

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u/NanoCat0407 waltuh 3h ago

The hungry man dreams of food

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Soup_Dust95 6h ago

Shit so stupid i dont even have a reaction pic to demonstate how confused i am

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u/UnableDependent2834 4h ago

Typing shit just for the sake of it

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u/Lonely-Pickle-7265 3h ago

We have another variation on the insult:

"Don't use your head as a porridge jug/container"

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/darkcomet222 3h ago

If human beings are so evolved, why haven’t we invented sex 2?

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u/blackmobius 1h ago

There are people you went to school with, that think the day night analogy is a slam dunk, and that "you arent trying to disprove her means you cant."

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u/GjallerhornEnjoyer 7h ago

Stealing that second comment lmao