r/shitposting • u/EfficiencySerious200 • 1d ago

2012

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Machine-V1 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

 Dear Diary,

One of the test subject rats looked at me today and I felt... kinda funny inside. It was the rat I'd been feeding a dietary supplement of yoghurt for the last two weeks. It seems to have lost some weight and definitely looks sexier to me... I noticed the rat looking at another rat later on, and there was a sudden, almost irrational spark of jealousy in me that I can't explain.

...I think I might need professional help. 

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u/Moist_Board 1d ago

That scientist was definitely on a dietary supplement of LSD and Viagra.

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u/_verniel I want pee in my ass 1d ago

May 7, 2012.

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u/myeye95 1d ago

That was the best day for me, but not the best day for my rat.

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u/nonobunga 1d ago

Another W for yogurt males

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u/CinderMayom officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Next study; LD50 cylinder size for mice

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u/sgtpepperrz 1d ago

Dr. House dream