r/shitposting • u/EfficiencySerious200 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 1d ago

something something loser city is that way

https://giphy.com/gifs/C3Y78Jv6E6GxjWhoGm

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u/V8_Dipshit dumbass 1d ago

here it is if you don’t have it

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u/Tariuel 1d ago

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u/V8_Dipshit dumbass 1d ago

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u/SchizophrenKeks 1d ago

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u/Cupwasneverhere 1d ago

GOD DAMMIT

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u/SchizophrenKeks 17h ago

it always comes down to this. Its never gonna give you up.

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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 1d ago

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

I unironically thought this was losercity at first.

Hell, I'm sure someone reposted it there already.

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u/Son_of_a_Yeet DaPucci 1d ago

He wants to eat her out
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of a bowl

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

He wants to make her eat out of a bowl (on the ground).

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u/Helios_Synthesis 1d ago

Slime isekai:

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u/lemons_of_doubt 1d ago

Male characters get to stay as cool monster people.
Female characters all turn into humans, sometimes with like a horn or funny ears.

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u/SEN450 1d ago

Can't forget to give them huge honkers too! What do you mean we haven't had a big boobied woman on screen for 5 minutes? Make ifrit a big boobied woman right now!!!!

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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 1d ago

That mf was definitely thinking about eating her, and not in a sexual way

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 14h ago

I don't get the reference. Can someone fill me in, and not in a sexual way?

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u/Sheshy2000 4h ago

Delicious in Dungeon, bro literally eats monsters

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u/Riotguarder 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago

When the game promises you mythical races and it's just humans with stupid cat ears.

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u/ArselSkeltron 1d ago

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u/V8_Dipshit dumbass 1d ago

Silence.

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u/ArselSkeltron 1d ago

Then I will write the spell scroll.

(Wizard subclass order of scribes)

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u/purinikos 1d ago

I cast counterspell using a 9th level spell slot.

I also tap 2 islands to cast counterspell targeting your spell.

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u/ArselSkeltron 1d ago edited 1d ago

Too bad! }:3

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u/Head-Ad5711 1d ago

Jokes on you. I can't read

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u/Vulpini-18 put your dick away waltuh 16h ago

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u/The_phantom_Phoenix fat cunt 1d ago

Tbh I am more of a

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u/shreckdabestboiiii 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Still big tall woman

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u/AvalosDragon currently venting (sus) 1d ago

A big tall lass that can and will kick my ass 😍

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u/shreckdabestboiiii 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Just kick?

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 stupid fucking, piece of shit 1d ago

Hopefully kiss it too before that

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u/idiot-bozo6036 1d ago

If I was a woman, I would probably fall for him myself

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u/CanadiaBoi dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

And eat👉👈🥺

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u/DucKoma 1d ago

For anyone who doesn't know, he just hungry and Not in a sexual way.

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u/Fayt117 1d ago

Lets just say he's a connoisseur

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u/GamerJulian94 1d ago

If he doesn‘t take her, I will. Her human form‘s great!

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

I know a very relevant image about Loona, but I don't wanna go through my gigantic photo roll to find it so I'm just gonna say that I know.

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u/Sequoia_Vin 1d ago

You still get both. Take the win and get out