r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Do i exist just to be gay and do crimes?

9 Upvotes

Maybe slayy at times too


r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Has anyone seen my undies? I can't find them?

6 Upvotes

It's like they were stolen or something.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

why are Reddit users even more hostile and mean than X users

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

If I let the homies bust in me often enough, will life eventually uh find a way?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Can somebody tell me what in fuck's name is going on here????!!!

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

Do you treat your animals for fleas, tics, and heretics?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

Today is the inaugural "Don't say gay in shittyaskreddit" holiday. Feel free to participate in the comments by not saying "gay".

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

How evil would this be for a comic book villain?

• Upvotes

Villain kidnaps a woman, her husband and her father. He then makes the woman choose between her husband and father which of them she views as most likely to be arrested for exposing themselves to a woman breastfeeding in a laundromat. She also must defend her decision.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

What’s your favorite doughnut?

5 Upvotes

What’s something fun that can go through the hole?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

I part of no child left behind. AMA

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Step 1: Firmly grip your penis and begin masturbating furiously.

6 Upvotes

I'll return with Step 2 when the time is right. Until then, keep going. This is not a drill.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Why is this subreddit so awesome ?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 2m ago

Are you ready to get it right and hit it tight?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9m ago

Would you like a "butter squirt" with your popcorn?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

What's the second gayest subreddit after r/shittyaskreddit?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

I touched a boob. Did I do the sex?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Who's that very ugly man over there?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

How do I turn on subtitles in real life?

4 Upvotes

Sumtimes it's hard for me to understand ppl


r/shittyaskreddit • • 18h ago

Do you guys like my song?

9 Upvotes

[Chorus]

Milkman, milkman, milkman

Why did you have sex with my wife?

Milkman, milkman, milkman

Now you have ruined my life.

[Verse 1]

My children I love, I hold, and I carry.

Everyone in my family is allergic to dairy.

But my children drink milk, without any bother.

Now I realize it’s because the milkman’s their father.

Ooooh

[Chorus]

Milkman, milkman, milkman

Why did you have sex with my wife?

Milkman, milkman, milkman

Now you have ruined my life.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

I have questions. AMA

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 18h ago

Which country has the most fat, loud idiots?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 18h ago

Happenis can't be spelled without 'penis', coincidence?

8 Upvotes

I think not.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

To the brewery? To the brewery yeah.

1 Upvotes

Time for some taproom beers brewed on site.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

Yo. Whoever thought paper straws were a good idea is a terrible person. AMA

14 Upvotes