Do you guys like my song?

[u/No_Internet908]

[Chorus]

Milkman, milkman, milkman

Why did you have sex with my wife?

Milkman, milkman, milkman

Now you have ruined my life.

[Verse 1]

My children I love, I hold, and I carry.

Everyone in my family is allergic to dairy.

But my children drink milk, without any bother.

Now I realize it’s because the milkman’s their father.

Ooooh

[Chorus]

Milkman, milkman, milkman

Why did you have sex with my wife?

Milkman, milkman, milkman

Now you have ruined my life.

[u/HelloFellowKidlings]

You’re not going to believe this but I wrote the exact same song, except it’s titled “Garbage Man”.

[u/PolarBearLovesTotty]

Are you going to make an AI song now

[u/eatingfoil]

isn’t this aphex twin or summat

[u/jonnyinternet]

I imagine it's hardcore punk, OR 1950s pop

If there was a 3rd verse about hunting down and killing the milkman it could also be Johnny Cash

[u/No_Internet908 → u/jonnyinternet]

I imagine it’s like a really old folk song, and the only instrument is an accordion