ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 12h ago

Oops Of a ARSE WHOOPIN machine! Don't all parents wish they had one!

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272 Upvotes

I'm pretty sure you can set the licks to how many you want to give how long it lasts depending on the punishment!

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 19h ago

Elite Strategy Of a slam dunk machine

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136 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a chair

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733 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 1d ago

'Merica of a piss tank

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296 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Lord_Muddbutter • 1d ago

'Merica Of a role model in IKEA

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439 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Judgment_1401 • 1d ago

Of a Snake bite

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284 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/_DontTakeITpersonal_ • 7h ago

'Merica Of an escort with Power of Attorney changing her sugar daddy's will

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0 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 2d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of "when the best you can give,is not enough as always"

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695 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 2d ago

my bones Of a training session

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398 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 2d ago

I look so cool Of a honey thief

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349 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 2d ago

Naild It Of a single-teeth treatment

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300 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 3d ago

possible idiot of a stuntman

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 3d ago

Safety Sandals Of a pitfall trap

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92 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Royal-Chef-946 • 4d ago

'Merica Of advertising

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320 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 4d ago

Elite Strategy of the man watching the environment

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284 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 4d ago

look what I can do of a potato chopping apprentice

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651 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 4d ago

ouchies Of a NECA™ Bobblehead

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175 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 5d ago

Oof Of an acute sense of surroundings

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2.9k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Electronic_Crab1370 • 5d ago

Naild It Of a faceplant

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164 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

I look so cool of women eating her food

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432 Upvotes