Single fatter here: Baby cry. What do?

[u/FunAfternoon7428]

• gave bred
• gave milk
• gave toy

Single fatter here. Baby still cry. What do??? How to make not cry????

[u/misterbigbabyboy]

Cry when baby cry

[u/RebaKitt3n → u/misterbigbabyboy]

😭😭👶👶

[u/Jogi1811 → u/misterbigbabyboy]

I've done that and my baby just got confused.

[u/X0X0xoxo11]

Lose weight and become a single thinner.

[u/neridqe00]

Hot water burn baby

[u/mlvrnn]

Feed baby until baby fatter.

[u/emilie1031]

Sorry you're fatter

[u/Firm-Rub9687]

Soak some bread in whisky or schnapps.

[u/Beautiful-Ask-6771 → u/Firm-Rub9687]

That's good advice actually

[u/Legitimate-Log-6542]

Fist bump

[u/RebaKitt3n]

Shake it?

[u/Spark99]

Whatever you do don’t leave in a hot car in summer. Wink Wink.

[u/girlmom9420]

ignore

[u/A70_Lisbon]

As a "Fatter" give him fat.

[u/nomnommish]

Babby cry natural. Don't become second fatter.

Babby grow, you become less fatter without ozempix

[u/SharpBullfrog1279]

Tell baby jokes.

Good jokes, not filthy jokes about it's mother.

Don't let it watch the news or read reddit.

Leave it alone in a dark room.  After a couple of days...

[u/JakTheGripper]

No more bred. That how you get more baby.

[u/SamHandwich0]

Buy an 18 pack of labatts blue long neck beer bottles.

Open the top, but leave all the other sides in tact.

Drink 9 of the beers and then set the other 9 to the side so the box is empty.

Tie a rope through one of the hand holds on one side.

Put a pillow in the bottom of tge box, then put the baby in the box.

Pull the box around the front yard behind you while you drink the other 9 beers.

My son loved his beer box sled when he was 2.

[u/mossoak]

have you tried drinking yet ?? the bottle is good for what ails ya, and the little ones

[u/No-Boysenberry-3420]

You've done all you can. Adoption is the only solution. 

[u/Jogi1811]

I think your baby is defective. Return it to it's manufacturer.

[u/Waxing_Poetix]

First click this link