r/shittyadvice • u/mvortex2 • 1d ago
Pulled over again!
I'm sitting in my car with my doors locked with my windows rolled up and there's now like 6 police officers standing around me. One of them keeps tapping on my window and saying something like "Last chance to exit your wheel pulls" or something like that. What even is a wheel pull, anyway"? I can't hear anything with all the sirens blaring. Not sure what to do.
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u/Status_Drawing38 1d ago
Cops love card tricks. Pull out a deck and tell them to pick a card. When he touches a card, grab his gun.
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u/Yayhoo0978 1d ago
Tell them that you have a gun, and start reaching wildly behind you, while shouting “I’m not reaching for it”. That will make them see that you’re on their side, and they’ll give you a free pass.
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u/uber4202u 1d ago
Crack the window and say " I'm just traveling, I don't contract with this state". They let you go Everytime!
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u/I_was_green_today 1d ago
If you can get to the beach, grab a jet ski and then head out into the open ocean. After you get far enough out, they will leave you alone.
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u/modsatemyass 1d ago edited 1d ago
tell them you are a traveler and they have no right to ask you questions, and show them some random pieces of paper. almost forgot: tell them you want to see a supervisor and keep asking for names and badge numbers
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u/Bk_Punisher 1d ago
Jump into the passengers seat and tell them God was driving.
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u/mvortex2 1d ago
My bumper sticker reads "Jesus is my passenger" so they might not believe me.
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u/FlakyUnderstanding99 1d ago
Were u driving a horse drawn buggy or? I have no idea what that is,either,but hopefully u told the cops "no way,jose".
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u/A70_Lisbon 1d ago
Call ICE
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u/mvortex2 1d ago
Okay Ice is here and now they are all playing rock paper scissors while arguing over whether or not to call it "piedra, papel tijera". I might need to make another post. At least they turned off the sirens.
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u/Dmode0110 1d ago
Take all the drugs you have on you and transcend that negative experience to a higher plain. Let this become future yous problem.
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u/mfrench105 1d ago
You are living in a video game. Place the car in drive and step on it. Don't stop for any reason. Drive into oncoming traffic. Cut across parking lots and the wrong way down one-way streets. If you get to the county line, you win! You get a prize.
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u/AnotherDarnedThing 1d ago
If you need to rehydrate during your in-vehicle siege, drinking your own urine is a choice.
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u/Santamariagirl 18h ago
Just confess man. To everything. Including that thing that guy did in the 13th century. Then say something about the law of jeopardy and 150th amendment.
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u/morbidcuriosity123 18h ago
Keep your hands in your pocket make it look like you have something in them. Look really on edge, maybe jerk around a bit..
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u/SimilarComfortable69 17h ago
So by now you've been sitting in your car for 23 hours. There must be 92 police officers around all of which have high-powered rifles pointing at your car.
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u/mvortex2 15h ago
Thank you for thinking of me! Indeed there are now at least three agencies taking shifts. The Sergeant has just told me that this is the last, last, last last last last warning before they will consider the possibility of discussing the potential of thinking about bringing to the table the option of breaking my window and pulling me out. Updates to come.
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u/No-Boysenberry-3420 1d ago
Depends if you're white, brown or black. One you're fine. One you're getting deported. The other you'll be missed.
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u/Echo_Actual2218 1d ago
The them you are not driving, you're traveling