r/shittyprogramming • u/Yoghurt42 • 5d ago
Rate my first C program
#define about
#define Al 1
#define and
#define been "Wo"
#define bitch int a=1
#define class ){
#define confirmed ;
#define did const
#define fuck (
#define fucking *
#define graduated ;
#define have
#define i
#define ill 1
#define in
#define involved "rl"
#define ive "o, "
#define just char
#define kills }
#define know :0
#define little ...);
#define me
#define my (
#define Navy ("He"
#define numerous "d!"
#define of main
#define on return
#define over ;int x=
#define Quaeda 1
#define raids ;
#define Seals "ll"
#define secret "\n")
#define the printf
#define top int
#define what int
#define you
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
and i have over 300 confirmed kills
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u/relayrider 5d ago
cp++ (copypasta++)
but you could have used a struct in place of all those #defines, so i'll award you a b--
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u/johnpeters42 3d ago
petrosian.c
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u/Yoghurt42 2d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/knflrpn 5d ago
hard