r/shubreddit • u/LowMuffin7078 • 7d ago

King Arthur

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I'm sorry y'all; I jusht don't think the real King Arthur was as shexy as our Sean! It'sh jusht not posshible!!

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u/Sht_n_giglz 7d ago

I heard he came a lot

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u/Hey_HaveAGreatDay 6d ago

Not ash much ash Lanshelot

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u/LowMuffin7078 6d ago

I just don't know; Gere was definitely hot in this, and that kiss with Gwinny just before Sean walked in, was amazing; I mean, who wouldn't want to be kissed like that?? But then, there's shexy Sean!

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u/LowMuffin7078 6d ago

I laughed but still... ;)

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u/FalseDmitriy 6d ago

Or was it just the same as an average man? Like a tablespoon

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u/Sht_n_giglz 6d ago

Well, he did only have one child

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u/Naked-Jedi 6d ago

So probably not. No.

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u/wammes_ 6d ago

Shurely you mean a tableshpoon.

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u/samuelloomis 6d ago

Exschschcalibar

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u/fusrohdiddly 6d ago

Dammit, that is spot on

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u/Naked-Jedi 6d ago

Now that'sh a shword.

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u/agent_flounder 6d ago

I'd follow that fella into battle, shword in hand, any day of the week and twische on Shaturday

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u/s6cedar 6d ago

Upvote for "Shaturday"

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u/Material-Indication1 5d ago

For me, shaturday is every day.

(I would deshcribe myshelf ash quite regular.)

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u/tvieno 6d ago

"I am shitting on the throne."

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u/j10359 6d ago

Of courshe you arhh.

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u/BungleJones 6d ago

By the power of Greyshkull.

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u/Ponceludonmalavoix 6d ago

Wrong schword friend.

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u/s6cedar 5d ago

Shwordsh are shwordsh. Letsh not shplit hairsh.

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u/greenglenn69 6d ago

Shtop looking at my magnifichent shilver shword, my eyesh are up here...

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u/Material-Indication1 5d ago

Why are you damaging your glovesh?

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u/archielotsofnumbers 6d ago

That’sh a fine shord

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u/BarnabyJ46 6d ago

Looksh like a Shpaniard I know

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u/scipio0421 6d ago

Firsht Knight. Great movie.

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u/hamburgler26 6d ago

Lanschelought!

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u/Practical_Ad_219 6d ago

I’ll take Shords for $200

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u/Pwnstix 6d ago

I'll take Esh-Wordsh for 500, Alexsh

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u/freebiscuit2002 6d ago edited 6d ago

Shome mishtake, shurely?? The name'sh Bond, Jamesh Bond.

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u/bomboclawt75 6d ago

Shurley Eaton? Yesh, Yesh I did, although I preferred Pushy'sh.

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u/pemart22 6d ago

But what ish the air shpeed veloshity of an unladen shwallow?

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u/Future_Budget9940 6d ago

Shord it shaken not shrird

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 6d ago

I tend to think of him more as Robin of Loxley in what may be the best film adaptation of that character, but carry on.

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u/Small_Hobo_Warrior 6d ago

His name is Arthur.... King Arthur

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u/Material-Indication1 5d ago

He gripsh the shword in a precarioush manner.

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u/LowMuffin7078 5d ago

He laughsh at the threat of danger!

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u/Material-Indication1 5d ago

Findsh it absholutely hyshterical.

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u/lassebauer 4d ago

The shword. The shtanshe. The shtare.

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u/Macca4704 6d ago

He drew Eschcalibar from the stone

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u/deseretfire 4d ago

And I’m wearing my shoulder shield.

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 4d ago

Ramirez.One of his best roles.He was Scottish btw.

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 4d ago

The original,and best,007.

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u/JamieRABackfire1981 6d ago

Connery is excellent.