r/sillyconfession • u/WickedSexy_chil_w_me • 3d ago

I hate this!!!

I just spent 5+ minutes trying to get the tiniest scraps of toilet paper to wipe. The 4000 block Martin Way E Safeway in Olympia Washington people who stock the bathroom should be ashamed for being true sadists. There were 2 other people complaining about it too! Just unnecessary! Pissing off customers about toilet paper issues might or might not affect the profits, but, c'mon !!

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u/just_a_person_maybe 3d ago

Ngl, I've used a toilet seat cover before in an emergency. It's not great but it works in a pinch and they're safe to flush.

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u/NeighborhoodTime1425 3d ago

Ah yes..the cost saving 2 inch wide, 1ply toliet paper, that won't roll out without ripping into shreds! Lovely stuff. /s

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u/BlueSkiesAugust 3d ago

If you repeatedly crumple a hundred dollar bill in random direction it'll eventually become very soft and stays a little tear resistant.

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u/nicegirl555 3d ago

I've actually used the cardboard tube once out of desperation in a public toilet. Same as toilet paper only thicker.

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u/Gnome__Alone 3d ago

McGalver

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u/PopcornyColonel 3d ago

Yes. I've had to do this on more than one occasion.

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u/StarboardSeat 3d ago

Carry some to-go napkins in your purse for emergencies (any of the ones that are brown (from like Chipolte) break up like instantly when they get wet, so they won't clog the toilet up).

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u/mikemal50 2d ago

I never leave home without a roll of toilet paper or tissues to use in emergencies. You cannot rely on public toilets.

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u/Dawrenn85 3d ago

Unless you pooped you could have just shaked it off until you got somewhere with toilet paper.

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u/CicadaFit9756 3d ago

Not if you were a woman!

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u/Dawrenn85 3d ago

Yes you can. You can bounce it off until you get somewhere with toilet paper. My girl has done it plenty of times in emergency situations and has never gotten a uti or anything.