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u/D0bious 14h ago edited 13h ago
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Funny enough this actually isn't that bad. It's mostly a problem for humans due to us posessing large gluteal muscles (butt cheeks) creating a sort of "alley effect" leading to some residue. Though not perfectly so, animals generally poop a lot more cleanly than humans.
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u/DarkSkyKnight 14h ago
we have paid dearly for our ancestors’ butt loving…
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u/cxfgfuihhfd 13h ago
isn't them sliding along with their butt like that often a sign though that like something is going on with their anal gland or something like that?
also, even my flat ass has some residue left most of the time, right at the butthole, rarely a completely clean wipe
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u/CoreEncorous 9h ago
Oh thank god it's not poop smear and is instead merely alternative anal secretions, spares me the wash
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u/StirFry__InaWok 13h ago
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bruh I just opened reddit and now I'm already ready to close it cus no fuckin way am I gonna see a more funny post than this this morning. The speed with which it goes from impressive training to wiping its ass on the bed made me laugh out loud fr fr.
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u/ram_the_socket 14h ago
worms 🪱
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u/Scorching_Buns 13h ago
See, Sharon? I can be civilzed
And that's for fuckin thinking I can't!
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u/omgdontcopyname 13h ago
/unsssdfg no way i am eating food and the moment i open reddit i see THIS
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u/qualityvote2 15h ago
sssdfgsdjakosx funny ?
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