r/stremtch • • 1d ago

no 🚫 ears 🚫 He wants to eat my face

428 Upvotes

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u/RJA115 1d ago

Let him

31

u/Casul_Tryhard 1d ago

The beast hungers

19

u/StanislavskiMeatball 1d ago

🎶 The monch
Of love
Is on
Your nose 🎶

17

u/Templar-235 1d ago

Ear removal is the only way to survive

12

u/noellekin 1d ago

Fair is fair: you're eating his!

9

u/and1984 1d ago

ɨ ɦʊռɢɛʀ, ʍօȶɦɛʀ.

7

u/Wooden-Relation-3111 1d ago

His face-eating attempt has been foiled, for now

8

u/Jaytato-ToTs 1d ago

You dare deny his desires? Shame on you.

7

u/hand_ 1d ago

Your fault for having a face tbh