r/stremtch • • 1d ago

no 🚫 ears 🚫 I think I stremtched him too hard

3.7k Upvotes

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u/lake2014 1d ago

Permanent goober.

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u/Hubari 1d ago

Quadruplestremched and permagoobert the car is now :D

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u/QazsedcScientia 1d ago

Onigiri goober 🍙

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u/MidnightTeaWitch 1d ago

He looks like a hamster now

49

u/_NinjaKnight_ 1d ago

Him such hamper 🥺

233

u/Mac_Noslo 1d ago

permastremched

95

u/666wife 1d ago

Ear privileges not only revoked but also made concave 🥀

10

u/SoulEater9882 1d ago

Ears forever confiscated

48

u/Cant_figure_sht_out 1d ago

AN ALIEM!!! we should alert the authorities!

25

u/The-Almighty-Enby 1d ago

Nah, he seems blissfully unaware. If it hurt him, he'd probably bite or something.

14

u/Double_Dingo1089 1d ago

He is now one with the stremtch

14

u/slasherrred 1d ago

Thank you for the genuine laugh that this just gave me 👽

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u/mexican2554 1d ago

This is proof that r/catsarealiens

8

u/Oblivion_Man 1d ago

Oh my goobness

8

u/The_Cozy_Burrito 1d ago

I think his system failed

8

u/flunny 1d ago

bro went into - intelligence with his ears gone

5

u/Axedelic 1d ago

hampter

5

u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow 1d ago

Turned into hanter

5

u/IStealWaffles 1d ago

Conehead goober

4

u/Schmooto 1d ago

Purramid

4

u/Subject-Director-727 1d ago

Whatever this thing is, it looks REALLY dumb….

4

u/StrayBlondeGirl 1d ago

You shrunked his brain

3

u/Il26hawk 1d ago

Goobed

4

u/EcstaticNet3137 19h ago

Sage eggbert

3

u/Venian 1d ago

Hamstremtch

3

u/VegetableBreakfast79 1d ago

1

u/SaveVideo 1d ago

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u/QazsedcScientia 21h ago

Good bot. I stremtch the bot. 

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u/QazsedcScientia 21h ago

Uhhh good bot??? 

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u/user_without_a_soul 1d ago

i love how he goes full derp when his inner eyelids start closing

2

u/PeekTH 1d ago

alien caught on camera

2

u/wqferr 15h ago

In a perfect world, men like me would not exist

2

u/Tankeverket 12h ago

Sorry, the resemblance is uncanny

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u/givemeyourtoast 2h ago

You BROKE him!!!

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u/MarioKartastrophe 1d ago

Next level goobmaxxing

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u/glittersoup 19h ago

accepted his fate

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u/kingpin-mrgamer 6h ago

He is hampter now