r/stupidpeoplefacebook • • 1d ago

Like who doesn't... nvm

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u/RIPfreewill 1d ago

I’ve literally never seen someone get upset at being told Merry Christmas. It’s the right wing fundamentalists who get upset when you don’t tell them Merry Christmas.

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 1d ago

Or you tell them "Happy Holidays" it's always the toddler tantrum of "NO ITs MerRy CHrIstMaS!!!!"

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u/a_angry_bunny 1d ago

I've started saying Happy Holidays for this very reason. Bait to see who I don't want to be friends with.

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u/grad1939 1d ago

The classic ongoing "War on Christmas."

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u/Maghorn_Mobile 1d ago

Meanwhile Christmas continues the eradication of the autumn holidays and nobody is stopping them.

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u/grad1939 1d ago

We're loosing ground as the battalions of Christmas advance on the Halloween front. Within a few years the caroling hoards will have advanced deep into Easter.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

Mariah Carey continues her Eastern war of expansion. Ariana Grande attempted a pincer movement but it was of little use.

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u/DoctorMedieval 1d ago edited 1d ago

Anyone found feafting or refraining from work on the popish holiday of chriftmas shall be fined not less than 5 shillings.

Maketh America great again, verily a fhining city on a hill.

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u/Sparkly_Crow_1789 1d ago

Honestly at work when customers start insisting I simply smile and say "Blessed Yule" to them then. Confuses them enough they drop it.

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u/lamorak2000 1d ago

Love it. I do the same. Then again, I've been a practicing Wiccan for 30 years so I say that to everybody.

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u/FNKTN 23h ago

It's hilarious, they don't even know why the fuck they're putting trees and spirit orbs up lol 🤣

Idiots, the lot of em.

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

I always just interpreted it as "Christmas and New Year's", even before I learned of the existence of non-Christian holidays, so I'm not sure exactly why they make such a huge stink about it.

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u/Amy47101 1d ago

I just tell my dad happy holidays every year to watch him have a screaming fit about it. Get a bottle of rum and a two liter of coke and watch the stupidity go down, it’s great.

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u/VixKnacks 1d ago

Same, but with my husband's grandma. It's hilarious.

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 1d ago

I do that with my step dad. Typical dumbass who can't get his shit together and blames everyone else. I genuinely don't understand people who can't take accountability and be considerate of others. We all have to share this damn rock, so might as well be kind so we're all a little less miserable.

Like, for fuck sake, someone said "Happy Hanukkah" to me once and I didn't get all offended. They were nice enough to wish me a well during the holiday. Even though I'm not Jewish, how the fuck is wishing someone well insulting? They could say "Happy black start of the fallen one day" and I'd still take that as a kindness because they thought of me outside of their own practices.

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u/PancakesTheDragoncat 1d ago

or they do say Happy Holidays, but they need to stop you and explain that they, in fact, do celebrate Christmas but they want to be respectful of other religions with other holidays

repeatedly. every year. to the exact same people they explained this to for the past 20 years.

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u/askmewhyiwasbanned 1d ago

Motherfuckers are going to get a full merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan.

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u/PorkyJones72 1d ago

Happy 4th "NO IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY"

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u/RozeGunn 1d ago

Like, Happy Holidays has been said in black and white movies and is a popular old Christmas song. They sound like raving lunatics about the war on Christmas.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch 1d ago

Wasnt there an American dad episode about that?

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think so? I actually think it was a holiday running joke that Stan thought anyone who didn't say Marry Christmas was anti American, or something like that

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u/krisblaz96 1d ago

Yes then he time travels back to the 70s

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u/alyxR3W1ND 1d ago

"Well fuck New Years Eve then, I guess."

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u/A_Complete_Nerd 16h ago

Ah, classic right-wing projection strikes yet again

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u/lil-D-energy 1d ago

Like it's even funnier in my country, the equivalent for happy holidays is quite normal here and has been for a while. People still get upset. I still have cards from 2010 with "fijne feestdagen"(happy holidays) on it.

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u/krisblaz96 1d ago

My dad does this it's so fucking stupid

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u/RogitoX 1d ago

"wE sAy mErRy ChRiStmAs"

Actual quote I heard since happy holidays makes more sense because of new year

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u/Keeshly 22h ago

some dude on the same flight as me several years ago “hey this is trump’s america, we say merry Christmas”

literally theres only one side that gets mad about this shit, the rest of us are normal

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u/Apod1991 1d ago

Closest thing I’ve ever had, was it was Christmas(about 10 years ago now). I was at work, and I was near the end of shift and I wouldn’t see most of the folks till after New Years, so I was wishing my coworkers Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

A few minutes later a coworker of mine comes up to me, and says “you should go apologize to so-and-so”. I was surprised and asked “how come? What did I do?” As I genuinely had no clue I said or did something that would upset him.

She then said to me;
“So-and-so is a Jehovah Witness! He doesn’t celebrate Christmas! You could have offended and upset him! If you don’t apologize to him, I’ll be compelled to report this to HR and the union.”

I went “oh okay, im sorry, I had no clue! I’ll go chat with him.”

I went to him and apologized and he said, “what for?”, I explained and he started laughing and smiling. He was like “oh Apod1991, you have nothing to worry about! You were wishing me well! That’s what counts! It’s no big deal to me! I’ll go chat to so-and-so to lay off, if I had an issue with people and their actions, I’ll say something”.

It turned into a funny story very quickly.

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u/DixonRange 22h ago

An excellent example. People that are preemptively offended on someone else's behalf make things worse.

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u/randomredditor55S55 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/LovelyLuna32684 1d ago

Worked retail 13 years and never once did I have anyone get upset wether I said Merry Christmas or happy holidays

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u/The_MadMaker 18h ago

It was fox news coming up with another thing that evokes anger and stunts the logical part of their viewers brains.

That's all it ever was. They invented something to get pissed about, then got angry at the imaginary scenario.

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u/ChiiAruell 1d ago

so you love chrystianity as trans i guess bc its chystian religion with few non chystian customs xD

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u/Dependent-Purple9736 1d ago

Christmas is about two days off work lmao

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u/Bsjennings 1d ago

Christmas is about 2 weeks off work for me!

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u/Dependent-Purple9736 1d ago

I’m fucking jealous! I wait all year for those two days lmao

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u/cyberfunky_fresh 19h ago

Can you perhaps type in a way that doesn’t give me a migraine?

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u/Pockydo 1d ago

Christians is largely a secular holiday with some Christian themeing

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u/Camango7 1d ago

Reminds me of Trump’s speech every year announcing ‘we’re allowed to say Christmas now because I eliminated the woke mob’. Bro if this is your achievement every December the bar must be on the ground.

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u/randomredditor55S55 1d ago

He says things so that the arena he is standing in will cheer. His supporters have the low bar. He called them all stupid and they clapped.

Meanwhile, him and his kids are laughing all the way to the bank. They are, in fact, winning.

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u/ThyrusSendria 1d ago

The bar is a tripping hazard in hell and trying to catch up with the bar for common decency

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u/A_Complete_Nerd 16h ago

The bar isn't just in Hell, Trump is basically limbo dancing with the Devil

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u/big_ringer 1d ago

The bar is in hell

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u/TheJadeGoddess 1d ago

Trans remembrance day, November 20.

Trans day of visibility, March 31

Asexual awareness week is the last week of October

Pronouns day is the third wensday of October

Christmas is December 25th. Happy holidays.

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u/ZaWarudo22 1d ago

TIL there’s a pronouns day

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u/JanxDolaris 1d ago

There's honestly days for everything.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 1d ago

March 17th is National Pour River Water in your Socks Day. It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!

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u/TheRealHouki 1d ago

Why would i do that?

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 1d ago

because it's quick, it's easy, and it's free

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u/Nr1231 1d ago

I did not know any of those existed, except for Christmas. Are those international or just USA?

Also if every day of the year is a special something day then no day is special, Right?

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u/TheJadeGoddess 1d ago

From what I saw i believe they are all international. Everyday has a different meaning, a different thing to reflect on. It doesnt make it less special. For some people these mean nothing, to others it is important and impactful.

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u/jeremyw013 22h ago

i mean it's someone's birthday every day... not sure what your point is unless you don't celebrate your own birthday

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

I think it varies from place to place. There's also aromantic visibility week right after Valentine's Day.

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u/Ok_Prior2199 1d ago

Ive only ever seen the opposite and see right wingers get pissed when someone says “happy holidays”

Reminder: it was FOX news that started the “war on Christmas” bullshit

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u/decentnamesweretak3n 1d ago

nobody cares about if someone wishes someone else a happy christmas. i'm literally jewish and will still tell all my friends happy christmas. observing one holiday or specific event doesn't automatically mean you hate all the other ones

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

The more the merrier I think. I'd be more than happy to celebrate all the big holidays, if only holidays weren't exhausting as it is.

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u/decentnamesweretak3n 1d ago

not to mention expensive too ("-ࡇ-)=3

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

Doesn't have to be expensive. I don't really get any decor or gifts (for Christmas), so all I have to deal with are the food expenses. Not too difficult to cook up food for the holidays on the cheap, problem is finding the energy to cook it in the first place.

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u/Gynthaeres 1d ago

These people are so moronic sometimes. They think that the push to "Happy Holidays" means that we for some reason hate "Merry Christmas". It's so ridiculous.

Happy Holidays is used because it's more accurate. Not everyone celebrate Christmas. There's also like four holidays squeezed into that time period, so it's easier right now to wish someone "Happy Holidays" than like, "Happy Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, or anything else you might celebrate!"

Also all of these "special holidays" are big nothing-burgers. Every other day or week there's some sort of "awareness" going on. No one cares.

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u/Cadunkus 21h ago

There are a shocking amount of people who genuinely hate it when you say "Merry Christmas" but I find it's less lgbt and more fedora-tipping r/atheist users.

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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 10h ago

Those fuckers give all atheists and agnostics a bad name. I'm an agnostic, but Christmas is my favorite time of year bar none. I love everything about it, even though I don't believe in the core concept.

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u/bloodpumpkin 1d ago

I haven't heard anyone offended by Merry Christmas. I've seen a lot of snowflakes get offended by "Happy Holidays" though...

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u/the_orange_alligator 1d ago

I’ve gotten so used to the edited version where the speech bubble says “it’s grip your coffee very hard day” that the original looks weird

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u/Affectionate-Act1574 1d ago

The people that actually get upset about holiday phrasing don’t realize their rage exists on a one-way street

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u/Privatizitaet 1d ago

They want to be oppressed SO badly

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u/DECLANKIRBOI 1d ago

Remember when they all got upset that Trans Day of Visibility fell on the same day as Easter one year?

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u/Bloodless-Cut 1d ago

Strawman. Nobody actually cares whether you say "merry Christmas" or "happy holidays."

I fucking hate Christmas, and even I DGAF.

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u/BananaShakeStudios 1d ago

Insert [man makes up scenario] image

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u/Camango7 1d ago

Reminds me of Trump’s speech every year announcing ‘we’re allowed to say Christmas now because I eliminated the woke mob’. Bro if this is your achievement every December the bar must be on the ground.

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u/Ravenboi15 1d ago

It's funny because Christmas is a pagan holiday and(!) Jesus wasn't born on Christmas most scholars agree his birthday was in the middle of summer! Also, he was supposedly born 6 to 10 years earlier or later than Christians think. We know this because the census mentioned in the story of his birth was a real event but could not have been carried out by the real life person eho was also mentioned as he was dead at the time.

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u/bbyxmadi 22h ago

I say both whenever, unless someone is visibly Muslim and or Jewish (like a hijab or a kippah). Happy holidays should also work if you just center Christianity like these people do, considering there’s Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years… HOLIDAYS.

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u/CommercialMotor570 21h ago

Ah yes, Christmas, a notoriously hated holiday by the trans community…?

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u/Emiicii 12h ago

Wasn't it them who got mad when someone said happy Holidays

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u/Frau_Asyl 8h ago

I LOVE christmas are you kidding me!

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u/Game_Knight_DnD 1d ago

This is insane for sure.

Very leftist person with grown gay children, no one is like this.

I love the winter holidays, I am atheist and often use happy holidays vs merry Christmas, I prefer to call it Yule, but often use Christmas myself and never ever get upset by someone saying that.

As far as the first part, not part of my kids communities so maybe they do in some way celebrate those days, I just cover it with a happy Pride message at the start of June, asking what if they have plans and reminding me if they are going to large events to let me know so i can worry and keep an eye out on the news, because that is something you do as parent in this world sadly. Pride month is the month I worry the most about my kids getting assaulted.

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 1d ago

Those on the right can be very much like that, and they project that on others. They are the ones that have a yearly meltdown over not saying 'Merry Christmas', they would also have a turbo meltdown if someone said any of those others to them (as they actually do every Pride Month).

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 1d ago

why would you call it yule as an atheist? genuinely asking

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u/Game_Knight_DnD 1d ago

Because I like the sound of it.

Because my brother at various times in his life has been a Wiccan and I picked it up from him.

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u/UniversityStrong5725 15h ago

“why would you call it autumn instead of fall as a non-native English speaker?” sounds about as senseless as the question you just asked lol

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u/letsBurnCarthage 11h ago

Why not? Yule is the pagan holiday celebrated before christmas came and coincided with it. In the Nordic languages it's synonymous. Our word for christmas is "jul".

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 1d ago

The Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays thing is beef from like 25 years ago at this point, and I'm not convinced it actually happened anywhere outside of a Fox News segment.

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u/Sea_Bread_4445 1d ago

I am John Liberal. I have blue hair and pronouns. Whenever someone mentions christmas around me i go into a blind rage

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u/Effective-Window-922 1d ago

When i was in retail the only people that get upset about a seasonal greeting was when people got wished Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. I also worked at a store that would play both secular and religious christmas songs (ie, Oh Little Town of Bethleham), but we only played the music, not the words. Nobody ever got upset that we were playing religious songs, but several people for upset that we didnt play the version with words.

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u/roonskee 1d ago

In addition to all the other nonsense in this comic, just wanted to point out that Trans Day Remembrance isn’t a “happy” holiday. It’s to memorialize trans people who were murdered. Anyone who knows this isn’t going around wishing a happy TDoR to randos.

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u/SpinerockNolan 1d ago

It's so funny and frustrating that they get mad at corporate speak. No one gives a shit about it, but some suits decided that "happy holidays" would either score them some PR points or marginally increase their sales.

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u/Doomdestinius 12h ago

RWs when strawman

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u/poopiebutt505 22h ago

The interesting thing about Merry Christmas, is that it is the only religious celebration in the listsnofndays or weeks. The reason people say Happy Holodays, is that there are multiple religions celebrating at winter solstice times. From Druids and earlier, humans knew the shortest daylight times day. Christmas is just one of them. People who I know.are.Christmas people, I will say Christmas. For Holiday maniacs, like me, I say HAPPY Holidays, and Vhristmas, Kwanzaa, solstice, HANUKKAH etc, et al. So much fun.

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u/MuzzyMnic 21h ago

I had a stroke reading this.

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u/A_Complete_Nerd 16h ago

I think what they're trying to say is, there are many holidays celebrated around the beginning of winter, and Christmas is only one of them. You could say Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Merry Christmas etc etc if you want to be specific, whereas Happy Holidays is all-encompassing.

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u/StepBruh69 1d ago

Thi had happened btw, trust me bro

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u/woodworkerdan 1d ago

It's rather remarkable how the "war on christmas" is brought up time and again, with zero genuine evidence. Unless one wants to point out the hyper-commercialization of the holiday and how they only piously think of the Hallmark movie morals for half a month out of the year, then actively advocate for many contrary policies once New Year's is cleaned up.

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u/something_newx 1d ago

The last person who got upset with me saying Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays was a salvation army Santa. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/amicalg 1d ago

The idiot still do believe anything of it happen. Who care about what people like to do? Its their personal life and none of our business. This is called "Freedom"

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u/Familiar_Leading_162 1d ago

This has happend once b4, Emphasis on OMCE

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u/IndicationNo117 1d ago

Grinch was right

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u/AdministrationOk5704 1d ago

Is it that time of the year again?

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u/snilbill 1d ago

I knew a guy who hated Christmas and everyone thought he was weird.

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u/Money_Bit_2451 19h ago

Nice pfp 😭

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u/IzokinaArtika 17h ago

Nooo!!!! Se rompió el café

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u/Borhamortus 6h ago

I see this one posted a lot and I feel the need to point out how strangely respectful they drew the antagonist of this fictional scenario

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u/SnooCrickets9484 5m ago

Merry Christwasn't born in Decembermas

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u/Proof-Insurance-2805 6h ago

I know it is wrong to hate on people who aren't "male" or "female", but I find that these kinds of people kind of whine.

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u/ShupTruck 1d ago edited 1d ago

You'd be surprised.

A few trans people are pretty anti-religious and they can get quite heated. I've seen people call out companies for openly celebrating Christmas but not pride month.

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u/Bsjennings 1d ago

I dont care for religion, but if someone says Marry Christmas to me then im not going to give a fuck. You making a strawman is wild.

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u/ShupTruck 1d ago edited 1d ago

I never said it wasn't a strawman.

It's just an observable behavior online. I don't think this comic is speaking generally but instead calls out a very specific type of person.

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u/Bsjennings 1d ago

You said you seen people freak out because a company is celebrating christmas instead of pride month lol

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u/ShupTruck 1d ago

Uh yeah, I did. That is indeed what I said.

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u/Organic_Education494 1d ago

Nah this is common behavior not a strawman at all.

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u/Gatonom 1d ago

A few trans people can be anything. That's what happens when you have 8 billion people, three of them probably think every possible thought.

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u/ShupTruck 1d ago

Like I said to another commenter: I never claimed it wasn't a strawman, I claimed it was a minority that is vocal enough to warrant a comic like this that targets a specific type of person

If this comic doesn't apply to you and "isn't happening", then I don't know why you'd be offended.

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u/Gatonom 1d ago

I'm not offended.

The comic says by implication 'It's a common experience that queer people promote a lot of days for different identities and sexualities but get upset about one religious holiday."

This is inaccurate and is intended to make this group look bad, and I oppose lying to make people look bad.

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u/ShupTruck 1d ago

It's a common experience

Nobody ever said that. The implication that it's common isn't even there. You made that up as an excuse to oppose it.

In reality this comic only really features one person, not multiple. I believe you imposing the idea that it's generalizing despite clearly being about a specific type of individual that unfortunately happens to share your views

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u/DoofusIdiot 1d ago

I work for a very liberal minded state agency (not an insult, I am too).

But anyways, yes, I’ve seen personally people become offended by Christmas wishes.

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u/ShupTruck 1d ago

Yes it's very strange.

I mean I of course assume it's a very very small subset of people but I'd imagine they are vocal enough to have an artist make a comic like this.

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u/Organic_Education494 1d ago

It has happened far too often

Thats why most companies say happy holidays.

We aren’t allowed to have a culture because of crying minorities. 3 of my jobs even had an annual reminder that there would be disciplinary action if we said merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays.

Cant piss off the one freak that hates Christmas for no reason

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u/_Chirio_ 1d ago

'Happy holidays' is including Christmas, new years, hanukkah, all the holidays that happen around that time. It's more inclusive.

I'm not sure why being inclusive is so wrong? It's nothing against Christmas, as Christmas is included in the holidays.

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u/Organic_Education494 1d ago

Oh get off it with the inclusion bs. If I as an employee can get disciplinary action for saying merry Christmas most definitely not about inclusion anymore.

I get that is tied to the company but it stems from people like those pictured in this meme. For some reason a ton of people can’t handle words without crying.

Ohh noo my inclusive language isn’t being followed by everyone! Must cry! Stop it

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u/AlmanorDiscard 22h ago

Cant piss off the one freak that hates Christmas for no reason

Sir, you work at a Wendy's.

Just hand the bag to the customer.