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u/Necessary_Regret3329 18h ago
Got me there. I want EVERYONE fed and housed for life.
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u/Human_Artichoke8752 17h ago
This. It's just very telling that the "christian" party of "family values" uses shit like "they want people housed and fed!!!" as something negative
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u/WTFudge52 18h ago edited 5h ago
Wait till you find out Republicans buried a EPA report stating a pesticide had caused frogs to become Feminized and a populations of frogs leading to population extinction in the area. Decades ago.
And suddenly Democrats are doing secret sex change operations making kids trans. In a country where an aspirin just 1, is $8 at a hospital ?
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u/Acrobatic-Price-5357 10h ago
A day in the life of a radical leftist:
6:00 AM: Wake up and immediately begin grooming the children. I tell my daughters that gender is a social construct, then sell their kidneys on the black market to fund gender reassignment surgery for illegal immigrants.
7:00 AM: Make breakfast for the 47 undocumented immigrants living in my basement. They're on a lifetime, all-inclusive welfare plan, complete with free housing, healthcare, and Netflix. I work two jobs to pay for it, because apparently I'm the only person in America who understands economics.
8:00 AM: Drop the kids off at school, where I teach them that boys can get pregnant, America is evil, and the Constitution was written by white supremacists. The school nurse gives them puberty blockers with their complimentary juice boxes.
9:00 AM: Head to Planned Parenthood, where I perform 37 third-trimester abortions, harvest the baby parts, and sell them to Big Pharma. The fetal tissue market is booming, and my quarterly bonus is fantastic.
12:00 PM: Lunch break. I attend a protest demanding that taxpayers fund free luxury apartments for every illegal immigrant, while simultaneously chanting that billionaires should pay more taxes. I see no contradiction whatsoever.
2:00 PM: Volunteer at a church, where I explain to the congregation that Jesus would definitely have supported open borders. I quote the Bible extensively, except for the verses that disagree with my politics.
4:00 PM: Pick up the kids. We stop by the border to personally escort a few thousand undocumented migrants past the security cameras. I explain that laws are just suggestions and that anyone who disagrees is literally Hitler.
6:00 PM: Dinner with my family. We eat organic vegan food grown on land we seized from a farmer because private property is fascism. My husband, who used to be a man, reminds me that we need to order more baby organs for tomorrow's surgeries.
8:00 PM: Settle down for the evening by posting on Facebook about how conservatives are hateful, intolerant monsters. I get 14 likes from people who agree with everything I say and block the 15th person who asks a reasonable question.
10:00 PM: Say a quick prayer to Satan, patron saint of late-term abortion, open borders, and transgender kindergarteners. Then drift off to sleep, dreaming of a world where every American is unemployed, every criminal is free, and every child has been successfully indoctrinated.
And tomorrow, I'll wake up and do it all again, because apparently this is what half the country genuinely believes Democrats do every single day.
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u/ajwritesnonsense 17h ago
The complete brainwashing of people by Trump and conservatives is mind boggling in a time where we have so much access to information.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 18h ago
I’m just running to the shops, we are all out of baby bits
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u/Independent-Buyer827 16h ago
It’s ok, we’re going to have a bunch of during birth abortive soon.
Fuck I feel so dumb to just type that joke.
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u/OrenSchroeder 15h ago
If they had the brains to read and understand the context of that verse they would know that it's a metaphor about false prophets and preachers who gather followings without knowing and living the truth of Christ being the gate, or the only true way to enter the presence of the lord.
*Of course I'm just an atheist and former minister with degrees in Theology and Comparative Religions, so what do I know?
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u/NumberSelect8186 17h ago edited 17h ago
Magites have little to nothing to brag about so they have to create stupid shit in hopes their insipid base will wake up and drink the Kool-aid again. Unfortunately that base had to sell their TVs and cell phones to pay for beer, food and gas for their pickups. They're not going to waste any gas driving somewhere to vote for some rich bitch Senator or Congressman.
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u/BrilliantSpray9447 14h ago
Like their orange cult leader. Just make things up without facts, evidence or proof - and the clapping seals will believe it without question.
Oh, and there isn’t a party called “the left”.
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u/poopiebutt505 8h ago
Left of the freak show on the right. Which includes many Republicans. The far right assassinated Charlie Kirk. Nick Fuentes fan was the assassinated. Trump was unhappy with Kirk because Kirk was becoming anti-Isreal/Netanyahu. Fuentes was very vocal about Kirk needing to get back in line And his follower took it very seriously. And the plan seemed to work for Trump.
Just like Trumps "assassination" plays, we hear nothing about Kirk"s murderer's (arrested perso.)trial.
Does no one get tried? Why is there no press reporting? Are all press in on the conspiracies???
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u/Cruitire 13h ago
Remember, these are the fucking idiots who think schoolchildren are getting sex reassignment surgery during recess and just coming home after school as a different sex.
They’re morons.
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u/CautiousWrongdoer771 10h ago
Don't forget teachers performing gender surgery at school. Trump said it, it must be true.
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 9h ago
Barbara is just another uneducated, dumbfuck magamoron. She doesn't even know what woke means. The left doesn't do any such thing. She must have forgotten already that her pedophile in chief murdered hundreds of innocent Iraqi school children. I guess she's okay with that. There she goes, cherry picking Bible verses like they love to do so much... LOL
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u/poopiebutt505 8h ago
Very PAULIST. Jesus wasnt a gatekeeper, Paul was. Somehow, Paulist writer wants some sort of membership in Jesus followers by some path not just believing and acting as kindly to all, prisoners, poor, foreigners, elderly. And praying in your closet. Paul wants strict membership and duties, and someone to regulate your behavior.
Be like Jesus, just love others as you love yourself, and let your light shine, do not pray in punlic, live an example and others will see who you are by how you behave, not as you speak platitudes. Sermon on the Mount
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u/lemonandlime1995 18h ago
Sorry but I don't see any lies here? This is summarising the state of the uk right now perfectly
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u/Not_Allowed_to_Die 18h ago
Tell me you have no idea what is going on over there, without telling me you are MAGA...
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u/lemonandlime1995 15h ago
I'm white English actually and this is happening regardless if you believe it or not...
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u/Not_Allowed_to_Die 14h ago
Yeah, MAGA. I read your account and your comments scream MAGA, not UK. Not even a nice try loser.
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u/lemonandlime1995 3h ago
Maybe the uk has the exact same problems as america and sureeee im not English because you said is hilarious 😆
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u/Not_Allowed_to_Die 3h ago
Okay MAGA. Whatever the MAGA wants to believe. The UK is here to defend MAGA and talk US politics... WOW!! You MAGA are just so stupid.
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u/lemonandlime1995 3h ago
Using the same buzzword doesn't mean your right lol you've already incorrectly got my nationality wrong but being a woke lefty that screams in the void would be my guess
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u/Not_Allowed_to_Die 3h ago
And MAGA, all I see in your account is you wish you were English, but you are a pedophile. You are clearly a full grown adult, but hang out in children's groups like r/Teenager... WOW!! MAGA, you're a pedophile too. Just WOW!!
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u/Not_Allowed_to_Die 18h ago
It's the fact all MAGA has left is the lies that says it all. Next they are going to tell us people are eating cats and dogs... Oh wait...