r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM • 8h ago

Source :Trust Me Bro

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u/Cultural-Lab78 7h ago

All of a sudden DUI is an act of terrorism

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u/PeacenotWardude 7h ago

Gonna be a lot of drunk 9-11s that for sure.

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u/Ok_Independence_9917 7h ago

It's ok because Reno 911 is here to book the people flying into towers

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u/PeacenotWardude 7h ago

I would pay to see Reno 911 do a parody of homeland security or tsa agents show.

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u/Ok_Independence_9917 7h ago

Imagine the fun they could have with it. 15 years into the future not brushing your teeth is an "act of terrorism" and the crew at Reno 911 can search your luggage under the Patriot act. During the search they find an unregistered personal vibration device, which originally contained an Amazon camera, but the camera was illegally removed. Actually they better not do this show. Our government officials might see it and think these are good ideas.

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u/Defiant_Conflict6343 6h ago

"Mr President, a 2nd Tesla has struck the towers"